Secretary of Internal Affairs?

Newt will use tax dollars to expand government and hire Palin?

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Chafe of Staff?

+1

Now, this is awesome. Just when I thought the primary season was winding down, NEWT KICKS IT UP TO A NEW LEVEL.

That worked well for McCain.

Well that's a sure fire way to lose the general election. Former-Governor Palin was, sadly, one of the few reason my redneck side of the family decided not to vote in 2008 (they could have come up with some legitimate reasons I feel).

They thought she was stupid. That's sayin' something.

Oh and thanks Newt for bringing that stupid vapid biatch back into the limelight. Like she needed another extension to her fifteen minutes of fame.

Secretary of Herpaderpadoo.

Blues_X: "I want more debates, more vetting of candidates, because we know the mistake made in our country four years ago with having a candidate that was not vetted to the degree that he should have been."

Now everyone in the country give yourself a face palm in 3.... 2.... 1....

So, we're deploying the strategic nuclear facepalm? Yeah, that's probably appropriate.

via Drudge


EWT EX-WIFE UNLOADS ON CAMERA; NETWORK DEBATES 'ETHICS' OF AIRING BEFORE SC PRIMARY

**Exclusive**
Wed Jan 18 2012 18:47:14 ET

Marianne Gingrich has said she could end her ex-husband's career with a single interview. Earlier this week, she sat before ABCNEWS cameras, the DRUDGE REPORT has learned.

She spoke to ABCNEWS reporter Brian Ross for two hours. Her explosive revelations are set to rock the campaign. But now a "civil war" has erupted inside of the network, an insider claims, on exactly when the confession will air!

ABCNEWS suits determined it would be "unethical" to run the Marianne Gingrich interview so close to the South Carolina Primary, a curious decision, one insider argued, since the network has aggressively been reporting on other candidates.

A decision was tentatively made to air the interview next Monday, after all votes have been counted.

MORE

How's that herp an' derp workin' out for ya?

*winked at by your friend's creepy mom*

Sensors show the object's hull is solid newtronium. A single ship cannot combat it.

Good thinking, Newtie!

KarmicDisaster: Sensors show the object's hull is solid newtronium. A single ship cannot combat it.

We want to send a series of small, one-man fighters around the rear of the object. There's a trench leading to an unguarded exhaust port that connects directly to the object's central reactor. A precise shot with proton torpedos should be able to set off a chain reaction that will destroy the object from within.

"I want more debates, more vetting of candidates, because we know the mistake made in our country four years ago with having a candidate that was not vetted to the degree that she should have been."

How true.

This just in, Newt is a whore. I guess that make Palin his pimp?

This is sure to bring the moderates flocking in droves. Droves, I say!

Newt Gingrich said he will ask Sarah Palin "to play a major role" in his administration if elected President.

fark a Duck. I was JUST saying that of the current crop, at least Newt's not an complete and utter moron.

Now I owe someone a beer.

wait a minute, didn't Leroy quit his position as speaker AND give up his seat in congress?
i just read it on the internet so it must be true.

and Palin, didn't Palin quit her duties as Governor?

I am starting to see why these two get a long so well... peas in a pod.

Are these the types of people you want serving this country when the going gets tough?

A Dark Evil Omen: KarmicDisaster: Sensors show the object's hull is solid newtronium. A single ship cannot combat it.

We want to send a series of small, one-man fighters around the rear of the object. There's a trench leading to an unguarded exhaust port that connects directly to the object's central reactor. A precise shot with proton torpedos should be able to set off a chain reaction that will destroy the object from within.

OK, that made me laugh out loud. Because Newt would probably enjoy that.

You can smell the desperation from more than three states away.

Now he's officially grasping at straws.

Codenamechaz: Nudge nudge wink wink say no more.

She does like her some Muktuk which is fresh raw blubber


Come and Get It

I call for a dickhole tag.

babygoat: I call for a dickhole tag.

A Prince Albert?

Three Crooked Squirrels: mr lawson: via Drudge


EWT EX-WIFE UNLOADS ON CAMERA; NETWORK DEBATES 'ETHICS' OF AIRING BEFORE SC PRIMARY

**Exclusive**
Wed Jan 18 2012 18:47:14 ET

Marianne Gingrich has said she could end her ex-husband's career with a single interview. Earlier this week, she sat before ABCNEWS cameras, the DRUDGE REPORT has learned.

She spoke to ABCNEWS reporter Brian Ross for two hours. Her explosive revelations are set to rock the campaign. But now a "civil war" has erupted inside of the network, an insider claims, on exactly when the confession will air!

ABCNEWS suits determined it would be "unethical" to run the Marianne Gingrich interview so close to the South Carolina Primary, a curious decision, one insider argued, since the network has aggressively been reporting on other candidates.

A decision was tentatively made to air the interview next Monday, after all votes have been counted.

MORE

I don't ever go to Drudge, but I did after you posted that. I wanted to see what else there was when I clicked the "MORE" button. But it isn't a button, just text that says "MORE". If there is "MORE", where is it? Is that a Drudge thing that I just don't understand?

I understand he likes eggs.

Lots and lots of eggs.

Please do this.
Then force a brokered convention.

I want to watch a major political party implode in red, white, and blue sparkles.

Also, this may extend Tina Fey's and Lisa Ann's impersonations for another year or so.

Hmm. Tina Fey and Lisa Ann? I'd fap to that...

vernonFL: "I want more debates, more vetting of candidates, because we know the mistake made in our country four years ago with having a candidate that was not vetted to the degree that he should have been."

That tends to prove my point that she's both stupid and delusional.

the mistake made in our country four years ago

So now even she is admitting that it was a mistake for McCain to choose her as his running mate?

Newt Gingrich adds yet another important woman to his life

Palin's a couple of years too old for him. He tends to trade in for newer models, not older ones.

Secretary of the Quit Department