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imontheinternet
2012-01-18 04:50:01 PM
Did they say anything about a villa? Tell us about the villa.
/fall guys
CheapEngineer
2012-01-18 05:31:10 PM
Fizpez
2012-01-18 06:50:17 PM
It's just got to be WAY too much of a temptation - a vast vault of money is guarded by a tissue paper door.
Two people at different firms both have the ability to move incredibly vast sums of money around - if you whisper a couple words to me and I whisper a couple words to you we can both move our money in the right directions together at the same time and get filthy stinking rich for doing so....
I COMPLETELY understand why they do it - and since its probably a million people like me and my parents who are getting farked over when they do it to make there money it's also why I'm in favor of having them put up against a wall and shot.
/that is all.
Hector Remarkable
2012-01-18 06:58:29 PM
"reflect systemic dishonesty and exposes a deeply-embedded level of corruption."
It's everywhere.
Everywhere.
Captain_Ballbeard
2012-01-18 07:22:16 PM
Wonder who these guys forgot to pay off?
heavymetal
2012-01-18 10:56:22 PM
Now if only we could stop our elected officials from doing this.
Tourney3p0
2012-01-19 12:01:46 AM
Their integrity has fallen, and it can't get up! You'll need to be up to date on marketing campaigns to get this joke.
davynelson
2012-01-19 02:29:05 AM
you know, you could cut their balls off in public and let them bleed to death.
that might discourage the practice a little bit.
think how many people were hurt to earn them another $60 million more than they'll ever need.
natural316
2012-01-19 09:06:56 AM
Hi-Five!
/on the flip side
ZAZ
2012-01-19 09:19:16 AM
If they prosecuted a new case like this every day, there would be a significant impact on corruption.
H31N0US
2012-01-19 10:20:59 AM
Let me know when Hank Paulson and Goldman Sachs is on the docket. That motherfarker was sharing inside government information behind closed doors with his Goldman buddies both at Goldman and various hedge funds during his whole time in office.
I guess stealing $50M is the new loaf of bread, and stealing Trillions now gets you a pass.
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