Aibohphobia is the fear of palindromes.

Drugs affect a part of your brain called Shatner's Bassoon.

The name "San Diego" is actually a German term, meaning "a whale's vagina."

I'm able to access Wikipedia just fine from my cell. Have been able to all day. You can't explain that.

Blackout? Wikipedia is up and working fine.

You can speed up your PC by deleting the System32 folder.

The UN defeated Charlie Chaplin's Nazi regime in World War II.

George Clinton, of Parliament Funkadelic was Thomas Jefferson's vice president.

TJ knew how to funk.

On January 17th, 2012, everybody on the internet collectively forgot how to turn off Javascript.

Apparently.

You can look at any Wikipedia page by looking at the cached version of what you are looking for.

Back in Second Century China, people pursued Lu Bu on a regular basis. He ended up becoming the father of Barack Obama.

I need my wiki back!
Most effective blackout of the day in terms of SOPA awareness-generation, I'll bet a fin on it.

Disneyland's attraction "It's a Small World" first appeared as part of the Kodak pavilion at the 1954 World's Fair in Rochester, NY, where it was called "International Puppet Jamboree Hoedown."

The floor of the attraction houses a commercial-grade freon system, allowing the "river" that boats cruise through to be frozen solid in less than 36 hours. In 1996, an administrative error resulted in their home rink being accidentally double-booked with a Harlem Globetrotters game, and the Anaheim Mighty Ducks were forced to play an NHL preseason game inside the "It's a Small World" ride. The Ducks lost 3-2 in overtime.

Pedobear was originally the mascot/logo for a failed manufacturer of pedometers, orthopedic prostheses, and other foot-related products. That's why he wears a big smile as he runs towards the viewer.

moops: You can look at any Wikipedia page by looking at the cached version of what you are looking for.

You can also just stop the page from fully loading to the blackout page.

17 is the maximum number of people who can hold onto the back of a '76 Roadster.

"You can use recycled motor oil to fertilize your lawn."

Ed Finnerty: If your computer's Desktop is cluttered hold a magnet to one side of your computer to automatically organize and file everything at once.

I've had this horrible temptation to slap a drive magnet on the back of everyone's rig at work for, like, three years. Never had the stones to do it.

/CSB

The most difficult way to lie is via limerick.
Which is why Teddy Roosevelt required all his most important briefings to be done via this form of poetry.

Radishes are made of meat.

While every snowflake is indeed unique, the overwhelming majority of them are named "Mel"