First thing that came to mind when I saw this...



/oblig

/would hit it
//against the side of a cutting board maybe...

I'd hit it? No, more like DERP

Having the Pack and Saints lose on the same weekend was amazing.

Seeing this bird crying was icing on the cake.

bhcompy: I'd hit it? No, more like DERP

I suspect, actually I know, "I'd hit it" has dual meaning for this headline. I'd hit it with a bat personally.

\subby

So if fatty fatty didn't wear sparkly nail polish, but did wear a Rodgers jersey, the Pack would win the super bowl this year?

merkey88: So if fatty fatty didn't wear sparkly nail polish, but did wear a Rodgers jersey, the Pack would win the super bowl this year?

That's her Derp and she is sticking to it!

No, I'm pretty sure I would not "hit" that. I don't even want to have sex with her.

Yeah, that's about what Wisconsin girls look like. Nice if you're into butterfaced chubby blondes.

/I'd mock the pack, but as a Vikings fan, I got nothin'.

A lap dance is so much better when the stripper wearing the Aaron Rodgers jersey, after the Packers lose, is crying.

/Got nuthin'

bhcompy: I'd hit it? No, more like DERP

I'd hit it...

...with a golf club!

Rann Xerox: A lap dance is so much better when the stripper wearing the Aaron Rodgers jersey, after the Packers lose, is crying.

/Got nuthin'

While I recognize this is a stretch, it actually made me lol so props to you sir!

IlGreven: bhcompy: I'd hit it? No, more like DERP

I'd hit it...

...with a golf club!

Come on - we've all had worse.

At least she likes football.

rufus-t-firefly: IlGreven: bhcompy: I'd hit it? No, more like DERP

I'd hit it...

...with a golf club!

Come on - we've all had worse.

At least she likes football.

I'm sure she loved football 4 years ago, and could have told you who Rodgers was then.

Treygreen13: She's Green Bay-hot.

And we're done. Badly-dyed blonde with a football jersey, a backwards cap, and a derpy duck face? Only in Wisconsin can that be attractive.

OtherLittleGuy: Thanks for the farking earworm, Subby.

/'Romolicious' my ass

Anytime...

They thing is that the guys who say they'd never have sex with a girl like that are the same ones who will go on and on about announcers sucking players dicks and all that other gay stuff they are in to.

Many chicks in this state are kind of gross. Some are actually very pretty.

Luckily Miss America is from here this year, so we got that going.

And the game sucked great big donkey balls. Hopefully things will be better in 12 months or so. At least the Pack is good enough to be in the mix every now and then. Football life REALLY stunk in the 70s and 80s.

NewWorldDan: Yeah, that's about what Wisconsin girls look like. Nice if you're into butterfaced chubby blondes.

/I'd mock the pack, but as a Vikings fan, I got nothin'.

I think it was John Calapari who had a great line about Wisconsin girls in shorts. I'd look it up, but Im drinking at a bar, outside in 75 degree weather. Looking at Florida chicks in cooch-cutters.

quoinguy: Luckily Miss America is from here this year, so we got that going.

Shhh. All Wisconsin girls are ugly, got it? And we guys are all fat and stupid.

She looks like she's probably cute, but it's hard to tell when she's doing the damn duck face.

We get it; you know it's not cool and are trying to be funny.

But it isn't funny, either.

I'd hit it.

If "hitting it" means slapping the whackness out of her, then I'm all for it.

/then with my big red handprint on the left side of her face, I fark her

I'd hit it.

Then I'd burn that cheeshead hat.

merkey88: rufus-t-firefly: IlGreven: bhcompy: I'd hit it? No, more like DERP

I'd hit it...

...with a golf club!

Come on - we've all had worse.

At least she likes football.

I'm sure she loved football 4 years ago, and could have told you who Rodgers was then.

Elite nerdiness in my football thread? It's more likely then you think!

Treygreen13: She's Green Bay-hot.

True. Well, it's kind of hard to tell with the duck face.

No, no it doesn't, submitter

mikaloyd: They thing is that the guys who say they'd never have sex with a girl like that are the same ones who will go on and on about announcers sucking players dicks and all that other gay stuff they are in to.

You can take that and just stuff it up your taut, quivering ass.

Waitaminute...

sounds like ocd

Owangotang: No, no it doesn't, submitter

Yeah, it does.

mikaloyd: They thing is that the guys who say they'd never have sex with a girl like that are the same ones who will go on and on about announcers sucking players dicks and all that other gay stuff they are in to.

So you're saying coming onto Fark is like logging in and playing Call of Duty on XBox live. Solid analogy.

Treygreen13: She's Green Bay-hot.

More like Appleton hot....with a side of derp and hey dere.

Don't stick your dick in crazy....

Treygreen13: She's Green Bay-hot.

TFA says she's from Wauwatosa, which is a Milwaukee suburb. They don't know jack about football down in Milwaukee. :-)

I'd grate it.

quoinguy: Many chicks in this state are kind of gross. Some are actually very pretty.

I think you could say that about every place in the world

The youtube links both their twitter pages. The sister (the one driving) is actually very nice. I guess if you compare the two, that is.

I know the dad and the girls, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Ed Becker: I know the dad and the girls, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

And? Is she hot? You can't tell behind the duckface.

watch the vid next time bud. it'll give you more than enough of a look to decide to hit it with a croquet mallet.

Treygreen13
She's Green Bay-hot.

Been to Green Bay a lot, and will be there this week. This statement is true.

merkey88: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Ed Becker: I know the dad and the girls, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

And? Is she hot? You can't tell behind the duckface.

watch the vid next time bud. it'll give you more than enough of a look to decide to hit it with a croquet mallet.

Besides the BMS comment in that sports thread there was a reason I know I favorited you.

Treygreen13: She's Green Bay-hot.

Yeah, shes not hittable unless its last call and youre a man, women wouldnt even waste their time on that.

Green Bay shes a 7 maybe an 8, in all of the southeast shes a 4 at best, the GF has 15 years on her and there is no way I would even consider that 24 year old over the GF.

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Ed Becker: I know the dad and the girls, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

And? Is she hot? You can't tell behind the duckface.

Out of the 3 girls, I always confuse the 2 older ones. However, the one recording the incident is unbelievably hot. Very fun group. They'd come to the bar I work at for volleyball and dartball.

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Ed Becker: I know the dad and the girls, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

And? Is she hot? You can't tell behind the duckface.

Can any Farkette out there tell me why girls find "duckface" to be sexy in anyway, shape, or form?

Signed: A guy who thinks it looks incredibly retarded.

That chic is as crazy as I am on gameday.

I think I'm in love.


/not really
//and she's really not bad guys, sheesh.