So, did she get her beads?

Diogenes: So who turned out to be Carlson's birth father?

Maury frowns upon this. That's his copyright....


YOU GET BANHAMMER!!!!

it's weird to watch the ladies shake their heads "no", in denial of Jerry's observations.


don't they even watch their show!!??

Can someone please explain to me what point Drew is making? He says he supports SOPA, despite historically being a friend of sites that are opposing it, then makes his site annoying to casual users, but hardcore users love it because they get to up their green count and it's something to do I guess. So he's actually gaining support with his core audience but driving away interest with casual users (me).

Is Drew just attention whoring? Is there some deep message I'm missing? I'm so confused.

redbucket: Can someone please explain to me what point Drew is making? He says he supports SOPA, despite historically being a friend of sites that are opposing it, then makes his site annoying to casual users, but hardcore users love it because they get to up their green count and it's something to do I guess. So he's actually gaining support with his core audience but driving away interest with casual users (me).

Is Drew just attention whoring? Is there some deep message I'm missing? I'm so confused.

Did you actually read the white page thing? It's pretty clear what his position is and it's not support.

Didn't Gretchen go to an Ivy League university? She's not stupid. She's just another morally bankrupt shrew. If I had any respect for her as a person I'd probably feel sorry for her.

The girl in the middle...not too bright. She called Newsweek a "fledgling" magazine. I don't think she knows what that word means.

FTFA Carlson wrapped up the panel by telling Springer more about the show. "By the way Jerry," Carlson said. "You obviously don't watch our show, because you do not understand that there's a reason, I'll speak for myself, I sit in the middle as the independent on the panel, and quite frankly, we present both sides of the story, and we leave it up to our viewers to decide where they fall."

BAHAHAHahahaAHAhaHAahahahahAhAhahahaha

The middle of what two sides? Right wing and even further right wing?

Emposter: FTFA Carlson wrapped up the panel by telling Springer more about the show. "By the way Jerry," Carlson said. "You obviously don't watch our show, because you do not understand that there's a reason, I'll speak for myself, I sit in the middle as the independent on the panel, and quite frankly, we present both sides of the story, and we leave it up to our viewers to decide where they fall."

BAHAHAHahahaAHAhaHAahahahahAhAhahahaha

The middle of what two sides? Right wing and even further right wing?

Well, duh. Those are the only sides that matter.

redbucket: Can someone please explain to me what point Drew is making? He says he supports SOPA, despite historically being a friend of sites that are opposing it, then makes his site annoying to casual users, but hardcore users love it because they get to up their green count and it's something to do I guess. So he's actually gaining support with his core audience but driving away interest with casual users (me).

Is Drew just attention whoring? Is there some deep message I'm missing? I'm so confused.

You got some sargasm on your chin.

Isitoveryet: it's weird to watch the ladies shake their heads "no", in denial of Jerry's observations.


don't they even watch their show!!??



Would YOU?

Sin_City_Superhero: we present both sides of the story, and we leave it up to our viewers to decide where they fall."

That, right there, is freaking HILARIOUS!

The scary thing is, not only do they have a large audience who believe that's true, but they might believe it as well!

It's to the point that I don't think you can work on Faux News and not have serious mental problems.

Emposter: FTFA Carlson wrapped up the panel by telling Springer more about the show. "By the way Jerry," Carlson said. "You obviously don't watch our show, because you do not understand that there's a reason, I'll speak for myself, I sit in the middle as the independent on the panel, and quite frankly, we present both sides of the story, and we leave it up to our viewers to decide where they fall."

BAHAHAHahahaAHAhaHAahahahahAhAhahahaha

The middle of what two sides? Right wing and even further right wing?

"The question for our panel today is: Is Obama ruining America more by trying to force us to turn against Jesus with his islamic atheism, or is he ruining America by trying to tax and regulate job-creators, thereby making more people dependent on the government so that he can turn us into a green socialist communist hellhole?"

Here is what I got out of that clip:

Jerry Springer - liberal
Blonde gal with lisp beside Jerry - I don't know ... my brain shiat itself from her speaking
Guy - seemed like a smart comment
Blonde gal narrator - delusional if she thinks Fox isn't biased

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God that is just great. If only Jerry had taken 5 minutes to find that on the web before going on there he could have even further decimated Gretchen

freetomato: Oddly enough, most of Jerry's guests probably LOVE Fox news.

Perhaps, but he is apparently more intelligent than the mouth breathing retards who watch/participate in his show, while the hosts on Fox News...not so much.

"I'm going to take you to task on that because on this panel right here, we have a fair and balanced panel right here," Carlson said.

And I think she actually believes what she said.

Thats the scary part.

That's right, the critics of G.W. Bush weren't called "dumb", they were called "unpatriotic".

Mugato: "I'm going to take you to task on that because on this panel right here, we have a fair and balanced panel right here," Carlson said.
Jesus, they're like farking robots. Not the positronic brain type robots, I wouldn't insult Data by insinuating that.

I was watching Fox one day when I was a captive audience, and they really did say "fair and balanced" about 4 times in 10 minutes.

to be fair, the news story was not too slanted. It's still pretty farked up.

Gretchen Carlson? The "independent moderator" from the center?

Seriously?

That even contradicts her own self-assessment as recently as probably several hours earlier where she was polishing her conservative credentials on Fox & Friends.

How much doublethink do you need to be able to work on that network?

Diogenes: So who turned out to be Carlson's birth father?

The Denver Broncos?

Wow, that clip was totally incredib... *SNORE*

what_now: When Jerry Springer is the most intelligent man in the room, you know you're on Fox News.

Actually Springer is really smart. He's the smartest man in the room most of the time.

what_now: When Jerry Springer is the most intelligent man in the room, you know you're on Fox News.

And we have a winner. I was like "Jerry Springer is the token liberal? REALLY?" Of course, Fox has Ted Nugent and Hank Williams Jr on for their side... so I guess it's par for the course. It's like a weird love/hate thing they've got going on. They bash the entertainment industry every chance they get, but they jump at any chance to put an entertainer on the air.

WhyteRaven74: what_now: When Jerry Springer is the most intelligent man in the room, you know you're on Fox News.

Actually Springer is really smart. He's the smartest man in the room most of the time.

The problem with that last statement is that most of the time, 'the room' is the set of his show. I'm not saying he's not smart, but when did he become a serious political analyst?

Well, they do present both sides of the news: evil and stupid.

A Dark Evil Omen: Emposter: FTFA Carlson wrapped up the panel by telling Springer more about the show. "By the way Jerry," Carlson said. "You obviously don't watch our show, because you do not understand that there's a reason, I'll speak for myself, I sit in the middle as the independent on the panel, and quite frankly, we present both sides of the story, and we leave it up to our viewers to decide where they fall."

BAHAHAHahahaAHAhaHAahahahahAhAhahahaha

The middle of what two sides? Right wing and even further right wing?

Well, duh. Those are the only sides that matter.

Wrong! Screw those wussy right wingers. There's only further right and furher right.

cryinoutloud: I was watching Fox one day when I was a captive audience, and they really did say "fair and balanced" about 4 times in 10 minutes.

Induced Stockholm Syndrome.

Pauly Math: Diogenes: So who turned out to be Carlson's birth father?

The Denver Broncos?

Springer gets a bad rap because of his show. He's never looked stupid in any interview. He's a bright intellegent guy.

what_now: When Jerry Springer is the most intelligent man in the room, you know you're on Fox News.

Best comment so far.

theknuckler_33: but when did he become a serious political analyst?

I'm not sure serious is the word we're looking for here. Keep in mind at one time he was a politician himself.

we have a fair and balanced panel right here,"

Gretchen, we all know that Fair and Balanced is code for "fair and balanced for Republicans."

/also, who names their kid Gretchen?
//what a terrible name.

Whizzy: Pauly Math: Diogenes: So who turned out to be Carlson's birth father?

The Denver Broncos?

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No, it's actually Carlson's mother. She's a hermaphrodite.

/true story, bro: I actually called 'Cartman's Mom is a Hermaphrodite' the week before the big reveal, just after that T&P special.