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(Google)   This is the car I'm buying and you can all make fun of me but I don't care cuz it's Drew's Pro SOPA free green light day and it gets 200mpg and I love run on sentences almost as much as I love slashies and bie   (knol.google.com ) divider line
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2012-01-18 04:54:23 PM  
+1

/now off to submit my own
//eip for what it's worth
 
2012-01-18 04:58:29 PM  
I'll be damned... Drew wasn't kidding about greenlighting everything.

So the replacement for the 2006 WRX now that I have to get rid of it because of the spawn is down to 2, technically 3.

I can't decide so I'll ask FARK for opinions and anecdotes:

1) 2011 Chrysler 200, on sale and fully loaded. Has terrible blind spots because of bad mirror placement.
2) 2012 Toyota Camry SE V6, now with more flappy paddles and decent nav/stereo
3) 2012 Hyundai Sonata 2.0T, flappy paddles and really nice amenities for the price point
 
2012-01-18 04:58:50 PM  
Does it fly?
 
2012-01-18 04:59:19 PM  
bie thread? sounds good to me.

eip
 
2012-01-18 05:01:27 PM  
Bender: Claire, you wanna see a picture of a guy with elephantitis of the nuts? It's pretty tasty.
Claire: No thank you.
Bender: How does he ride a bike?
Bender: Oh Claire, would you ever consider dating a guy who looked like this?
Claire: Can't you just leave me alone?
Bender: I mean even if he had a nice personality and a cool car... although you'd probably have to ride in the backseat because his nuts would ride shotgun
 
2012-01-18 05:15:32 PM  

knightofargh: I'll be damned... Drew wasn't kidding about greenlighting everything.

So the replacement for the 2006 WRX now that I have to get rid of it because of the spawn is down to 2, technically 3.

I can't decide so I'll ask FARK for opinions and anecdotes:

1) 2011 Chrysler 200, on sale and fully loaded. Has terrible blind spots because of bad mirror placement.
2) 2012 Toyota Camry SE V6, now with more flappy paddles and decent nav/stereo
3) 2012 Hyundai Sonata 2.0T, flappy paddles and really nice amenities for the price point


How does a Camry hold more spawn than a WRX? I was taken home from the hospital in a Spitfire. Be the cool dad.
 
2012-01-18 05:31:07 PM  
It's pretty. Does it come in pink? How about purple?
 
2012-01-18 05:33:29 PM  
So, you want to drive a sperm?
 
2012-01-18 05:34:51 PM  

Ambivalence: It's pretty. Does it come in pink? How about purple?


It comes in whatever color you want to paint it in. Just like everything else.
 
2012-01-18 05:40:08 PM  
Hey, I love streamliners.

Needs to be chromed-out, 50s sci-fi style though.
 
2012-01-18 05:46:01 PM  
I totally want one too subby.
 
2012-01-18 05:48:50 PM  

Dubai Vol: knightofargh: I'll be damned... Drew wasn't kidding about greenlighting everything.

So the replacement for the 2006 WRX now that I have to get rid of it because of the spawn is down to 2, technically 3.

I can't decide so I'll ask FARK for opinions and anecdotes:

1) 2011 Chrysler 200, on sale and fully loaded. Has terrible blind spots because of bad mirror placement.
2) 2012 Toyota Camry SE V6, now with more flappy paddles and decent nav/stereo
3) 2012 Hyundai Sonata 2.0T, flappy paddles and really nice amenities for the price point

How does a Camry hold more spawn than a WRX? I was taken home from the hospital in a Spitfire. Be the cool dad.


The WRX is also 5-star crash rated for all impact types. There's no reason to get rid of it.
 
2012-01-18 06:01:47 PM  
My E is IP if anyone's giving out the BIE.
 
2012-01-18 06:02:26 PM  

John Nash: The WRX is also 5-star crash rated for all impact types. There's no reason to get rid of it.


It's also showing signs of the turbo about to pack up. I'm also tired of the rough idle and uncomfortable seats.

The Camry has about 4 inches extra in the back, making it easier to load said spawn.
 
2012-01-18 06:20:32 PM  
too bad they are out of business
 
2012-01-18 07:04:43 PM  
Woot! I want one of those too!
 
2012-01-18 07:06:33 PM  
I'd have had a dozen green lights today if I'd caught on sooner.

Damned work, always interfering with my FARKing.
 
2012-01-18 07:08:18 PM  
Why did they do a photo in white? Bright yellow would work for this, maybe a colbalt blue.

Were they trying to make a car for a sperm-themed superhero?
 
2012-01-18 07:32:07 PM  

knightofargh: John Nash: The WRX is also 5-star crash rated for all impact types. There's no reason to get rid of it.

It's also showing signs of the turbo about to pack up. I'm also tired of the rough idle and uncomfortable seats.

The Camry has about 4 inches extra in the back, making it easier to load said spawn.


Train her to put her ankles behind her head and there won't be a problem loading spawn.
 
2012-01-18 07:41:08 PM  

Dubai Vol: knightofargh: John Nash: The WRX is also 5-star crash rated for all impact types. There's no reason to get rid of it.

It's also showing signs of the turbo about to pack up. I'm also tired of the rough idle and uncomfortable seats.

The Camry has about 4 inches extra in the back, making it easier to load said spawn.

Train her to put her ankles behind her head and there won't be a problem loading spawn.


Already did. How do you think she got pregnant?
 
2012-01-18 07:45:47 PM  
Some say he can get BIE intravenously....
 
2012-01-18 08:16:41 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: I'd have had a dozen green lights today if I'd caught on sooner.

Damned work, always interfering with my FARKing.


I haven't even peeked at the Politics tab today. I wonder if it's gone to plaid?
 
2012-01-18 08:36:29 PM  
Submitter, you do know aptera closed it's doors?
 
2012-01-18 08:58:22 PM  
I'm confused. Is the car behind the Aptera?
 
2012-01-18 09:20:11 PM  
are people trying to turn this thread about an awesome looking car into a BIE thread?

yes?

ok then

/eip
 
2012-01-18 09:41:25 PM  
i forgot what hte hell the cars name is, or what company was making them, but theyre out of business now. so no, you wont be buying one.
 
2012-01-18 09:44:22 PM  
i should have just spent 2 seconds googling before posting that...

Watch Aptera employees smash prototype electric cars as company goes under (new window)
 
2012-01-18 09:51:48 PM  
I really want a toyota FT-CH
 
2012-01-19 12:51:54 AM  

knightofargh: John Nash: The WRX is also 5-star crash rated for all impact types. There's no reason to get rid of it.

It's also showing signs of the turbo about to pack up. I'm also tired of the rough idle and uncomfortable seats.

The Camry has about 4 inches extra in the back, making it easier to load said spawn.


Legacy 2.5GT Limited.

Or STi Hatch for carting around strollers and the inevitable hockey bags.
 
2012-01-19 01:45:29 AM  
my porn submission was rejected drew lied
 
2012-01-19 02:08:15 AM  
Buy a Legacy GT. It has the room, the reliability, the power and the safety. Its also not boring
 
2012-01-19 02:13:00 AM  

knightofargh: I'll be damned... Drew wasn't kidding about greenlighting everything.


mr smart the great: my porn submission was rejected drew lied


Hell, I submitted a link about the fact that FARKING TRANSPARENT ALUMINUM is now an actual thing, and it wasn't greenlit.
 
2012-01-19 08:51:06 AM  

Ciper: Buy a Legacy GT. It has the room, the reliability, the power and the safety. Its also not boring


ApatheticMonkey: Legacy 2.5GT Limited.


I wish I could get one. I'm willing to drop the farking 35k on it but my local dealers don't have one and won't get one in for me. I'd have to drive to NJ to get to the closest one. Apparently there are 12 on the ground right now and they are all on the left and right coasts.

Maybe I just need to find a dealer that doesn't fail at life.
 
2012-01-19 10:22:12 PM  
Looks like sperm
 
2012-01-19 11:18:57 PM  

knightofargh: Ciper: Buy a Legacy GT. It has the room, the reliability, the power and the safety. Its also not boring

ApatheticMonkey: Legacy 2.5GT Limited.

I wish I could get one. I'm willing to drop the farking 35k on it but my local dealers don't have one and won't get one in for me. I'd have to drive to NJ to get to the closest one. Apparently there are 12 on the ground right now and they are all on the left and right coasts.

Maybe I just need to find a dealer that doesn't fail at life.


What kind of lame-ass-dealers do you have? If you're willing to pay a deposit up front and wait for the car to come in on order, what do they care?
 
2012-01-20 09:52:46 AM  

ApatheticMonkey: What kind of lame-ass-dealers do you have? If you're willing to pay a deposit up front and wait for the car to come in on order, what do they care?


High volume and lazy dealers.

The best one locally is the highest volume Subaru dealer in the mid-west, they just won't order shiat. I should go to the half-assed dealer on the north-side of town. They are usually so desperate to move iron that they will do anything for a sale.
 
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