fart.

I want a time machine so I can travel back to the 70's and show this to George Carlin. Also so I can invest in Microsoft, Apple, Sony, Nintendo and Starbucks. I'd also leave a note for my 15 year old self not to date a certain someone.

I lol'd and I don't even like that show.

/originally from Rhode Island, too.

thanks. Today was a shiatty day. This made me amused :D

Subby, I hate you.

Currently, I am in excruciating pain with acute lower back pain that has forced me to take time off work...my first 'sick' days in my many years of work.

Right now, I am crying in pain. If you have ever experienced acute lower back pain you'll know two things:

1) You can't force a fart, and
2) You can't piss yourself laughing because you know you'll be in more pain than having to listen to LeAnn Rimes' 'Blue' 24/7, 365.

That made me piss myself laughing to the point a fart was forced.

Why yes, it hurts. Alot. But thankyou. I'll take more meds and when they kick in I'll try again.

The only joke more universal, older, and funnier than farting is "man fall down."

Brian's bubblegum fart after eating the trash was the one of the funniest things I've every seen.