Concordia discorse.

So what? Major-League Baseball can read my license plates from space...

I'm reposting from an earlier thread, seems appropriate....


EMERGENCY SAFETY TIPS FROM CAPTAIN FRANCESO SCHETTINO

If-a you evah at a Furr's Cafeteria in-a Florida when they issue-a hurricane warning, and-a you automobile won't-a start, here's-a what you do.

You find-a the weakest, most-a frail old lady a-sitting in-a powered wheelchair, and-a you throw her on-a the floor, then you steal-a the wheelchair. Now-a remembre, it's-a most important to find-a the weakest, frailest one, because-a they are-a the least likely to-a maybe hurt you. You might-a want to kick-a her in the hip-a few times until it-a breaks to make-a sure she don't-a come after you.

After you steal-a the wheelchair, you drive it to-a the parking lot, and-a you use-a the battery from it to start-a you car. After you start-a the car, you take-a the battery from-a the wheelchair, and-a you put it in-a you trunk. You do this-a for two reasons: Uno- you might-a need the battery again to start-a you car, and Due- the old-a lady with-a the broken hip, she can't-a chase after you.

Buona fortuna!!!

He must have learned from Elmer Gantry.

Big deal. The wreck of the TCS Concordia started in space.


/Evaluation: Total loss
//Much like Mark Hamill's acting career!
///Zing!
////Though to be fair, he does a wicked Joker voice-over. Best ever in fact.

New rule: viewable from space or nothing happened!

There's this thing called "Google Earth" and with it, I can see my car parked in my driveway FROM SPACE!

I don't really get why the captain has caught so much flack for abandoning ship. Really, what's the difference between him and Capt. Sullenberger, who ditched a farking AIRPLANE into the river. Airplanes don't belong there; they can't swim, and, yet, Sullenberger gets ticker-tape parades, movie offers and accolades, while the Concordia's captain is yet another victim of ruthless character assassination, for nothing other than clearing the way off the ship for women & the elderly.

Despicable.

-Quinn

emersonbiggins: I don't really get why the captain has caught so much flack for abandoning ship. Really, what's the difference between him and Capt. Sullenberger, who ditched a farking AIRPLANE into the river. Airplanes don't belong there; they can't swim, and, yet, Sullenberger gets ticker-tape parades, movie offers and accolades, while the Concordia's captain is yet another victim of ruthless character assassination, for nothing other than clearing the way off the ship for women & the elderly.

Despicable.

-Quinn

Trololol

emersonbiggins: I don't really get why the captain has caught so much flack for abandoning ship. Really, what's the difference between him and Capt. Sullenberger, who ditched a farking AIRPLANE into the river. Airplanes don't belong there; they can't swim, and, yet, Sullenberger gets ticker-tape parades, movie offers and accolades, while the Concordia's captain is yet another victim of ruthless character assassination, for nothing other than clearing the way off the ship for women & the elderly.

Despicable.

-Quinn

Careful. Your mother's gonna stop feeding you for posting so weak a troll,

FTFA: New satellite photograph helps put the disaster in perspective

No. It helps put the size of the ship in perspective. You farking over-dramatic putz.

┌∩┐(◣_◢)

/had to use it

scottydoesntknow: Captain Zapp Brannigan: No, it's noble of you, Kif. As of now, you're in command. Congratulations, Captain.

Its built like a restaurant, but it handles like a bistro.

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: There's this thing called "Google Earth" and with it, I can see my car parked in my driveway FROM SPACE!

Yeah and that's a disaster too! Look at what you did to the flowers!

The captain claims he 'left the ship accidentally after tripping and falling into a rescue craft.'

Good luck with that one.

styckx: emersonbiggins: I don't really get why the captain has caught so much flack for abandoning ship. Really, what's the difference between him and Capt. Sullenberger, who ditched a farking AIRPLANE into the river. Airplanes don't belong there; they can't swim, and, yet, Sullenberger gets ticker-tape parades, movie offers and accolades, while the Concordia's captain is yet another victim of ruthless character assassination, for nothing other than clearing the way off the ship for women & the elderly.

Despicable.

-Quinn

1/10.. You tried entirely too hard

That's not a troll. It's being openly silly. I LOL'd.

with the right telescope you can see anything from space.


shoooooooooooooooped

ByOwlLight: //Even if I was a mad thirteen year old girl because I couldn't hook up with the hottie Mexican guitarist instead of the biatchy redhead or the porn star.
///Beginning to wonder if that game is part of the reason I like chicks...


Yes. Yes I would.


/I particularly liked the wrench wench, Rachel:

Pfft. I can see space from my house.

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: There's this thing called "Google Earth" and with it, I can see my car parked in my driveway FROM SPACE!

Nope, your car in your driveway was taken by aircraft.

Driveways in Iran or Russia were taken by satellites, which is why the resolution sucks.

emersonbiggins: I don't really get why the captain has caught so much flack for abandoning ship. Really, what's the difference between him and Capt. Sullenberger, who ditched a farking AIRPLANE into the river. Airplanes don't belong there; they can't swim, and, yet, Sullenberger gets ticker-tape parades, movie offers and accolades, while the Concordia's captain is yet another victim of ruthless character assassination, for nothing other than clearing the way off the ship for women & the elderly.

Despicable.

-Quinn



-Quinn

gerbilpox: styckx: emersonbiggins: I don't really get why the captain has caught so much flack for abandoning ship. Really, what's the difference between him and Capt. Sullenberger, who ditched a farking AIRPLANE into the river. Airplanes don't belong there; they can't swim, and, yet, Sullenberger gets ticker-tape parades, movie offers and accolades, while the Concordia's captain is yet another victim of ruthless character assassination, for nothing other than clearing the way off the ship for women & the elderly.

Despicable.

-Quinn

1/10.. You tried entirely too hard

That's not a troll. It's being openly silly. I LOL'd.

Yeah, I thought it was kinda funny too. Some people are too serious.

MythDragon: ByOwlLight: //Even if I was a mad thirteen year old girl because I couldn't hook up with the hottie Mexican guitarist instead of the biatchy redhead or the porn star.
///Beginning to wonder if that game is part of the reason I like chicks...

[operatorchan.org image 640x360]
Yes. Yes I would.


/I particularly liked the wrench wench, Rachel:
[www.shotglass.de image 640x380]

Say, isn't that the chick from... uh... Super Force? Yeah, that's where I know her from.

jst3p: emersonbiggins: I don't really get why the captain has caught so much flack for abandoning ship. Really, what's the difference between him and Capt. Sullenberger, who ditched a farking AIRPLANE into the river. Airplanes don't belong there; they can't swim, and, yet, Sullenberger gets ticker-tape parades, movie offers and accolades, while the Concordia's captain is yet another victim of ruthless character assassination, for nothing other than clearing the way off the ship for women & the elderly.

Despicable.

-Quinn



-Quinn

Still? Jeez, it wasn't even funny the first time.

ByOwlLight: Also, I absolutely love the captain's excuse for how he wound up in the lifeboat.

"I tripped."

Not even joking.

And there he was with a tiger, a spotted hyena, an injured zebra, and an orangutan!

Why abandon it? It's not like something as large as a small town is going to sink after running aground. Or blow up, for you movie people.

/island of Gigilo, ha
^{/i no}

gerbilpox: MythDragon: ByOwlLight: //Even if I was a mad thirteen year old girl because I couldn't hook up with the hottie Mexican guitarist instead of the biatchy redhead or the porn star.
///Beginning to wonder if that game is part of the reason I like chicks...

[operatorchan.org image 640x360]
Yes. Yes I would.


/I particularly liked the wrench wench, Rachel:
[www.shotglass.de image 640x380]

Say, isn't that the chick from... uh... Super Force? Yeah, that's where I know her from.

Just looked up her movie history:
Kinky Business
Gloria (as Ginger Lynn)

1984 Undressed Rehearsal (video) (as Ginger Lynn)


1984 The Woman Who Loved Men (video)
Linda (as Ginger Lynn)

1984 Lust in the Fast Lane (video)
Louise (as Ginger Lynn)

1984 Raven (video)
Ginger (as Ginger Lynn)

1984 Ball Busters (as Ginger Lynn)


1984 Modeling Studio (video)
Helene (as Ginger Lynn)


1984 Photo Flesh
Diane (as Ginger Lynn)


1984 Electric Blue 17 (video)
Miss Johnson (as Ginger Lynn)


1984 Pretty As You Feel (video)
Dr. Mary Cochran (as Ginger Lynn)


1984 Panty Raid
Wendy (as Ginger Lynn)


1984 Electric Blue 10 (video)
Girl Practicing Ballet (as Ginger Lynn)


1984 Wild Weekend (video)
Lynn Summers (as Ginger Lynn)


1984 A Little Bit of... Hanky Panky
Silvie (as Ginger Lynn)


1984 I Want It All! (video)
Amy (as Ginger Lynn)


1984 On Golden Blonde (video)
Marilyn (as Ginger Lynn)


1984 The Pleasure Hunt
Sharon (as Ginger Lynn)


1984 Surrender in Paradise
Tammy (as Ginger Lynn)


1984 Miss Passion (video)
Clitty Camelot (as Ginger Lynn)


1984 Slumber Party
Dawn (as Ginger Lynn)

1984 Jailhouse Girls
Joanne MacIntyre (as Ginger Lynn)

1984 Teasers (video) (as Ginger Lynn)

1984 The Pink Lagoon: A Sex Romp in Paradise
Tammy (as Ginger Lynn)

1984 Night of Loving Dangerously (video)
Trixie (as Ginger Lynn)

And that's just for starters...

Walker: I read an interesting article on how the ship was doomed from the start...if you believe in maritime superstitions.

Cursed Concordia 'born bad, ended up worse'

There was another cruise ship that sunk in drydock while under construction. That is supposedly also a bad omen*.

My Google-fu is failing me on this one.

*pooping on the poopdeck is not good either

What's that big white line coming out from the top? It makes it look like a gigantic tampon.

/soakin' up the sea!

MythDragon:
/I particularly liked the wrench wench, Rachel:
[www.shotglass.de image 640x380]

Say, isn't that the chick from... uh... Super Force? Yeah, that's where I know her from.

Just looked up her movie history:

1984 1984 1984 1984 1984 1984 1984 1984 1984 1984 1984 1984 1984 1984 1984 1984 1984 1984 1984 1984 1984 1984 1984

And that's just for starters...

1984 was apparently the year of the cock for her.

ByOwlLight: Also, I absolutely love the captain's excuse for how he wound up in the lifeboat.

"I tripped."

Not even joking.

He even stole the line from Conrad's Lord Jim. He'll end up semi-worshipped in some jungle in the Malay archipelago until he "let's" someone shoot him dead.

Dithpicable.

MythDragon: gerbilpox: MythDragon: ByOwlLight: //Even if I was a mad thirteen year old girl because I couldn't hook up with the hottie Mexican guitarist instead of the biatchy redhead or the porn star.
///Beginning to wonder if that game is part of the reason I like chicks...

[operatorchan.org image 640x360]
Yes. Yes I would.

/I particularly liked the wrench wench, Rachel:
[www.shotglass.de image 640x380]

Say, isn't that the chick from... uh... Super Force? Yeah, that's where I know her from.

Just looked up her movie history:

Kinky Business
Undressed Rehearsal
The Woman Who Loved Men
Lust in the Fast Lane
Raven
Ginger
Ball Busters
Modeling Studio
Photo Flesh
Electric Blue 17
Pretty As You Feel
Dr. Mary Cochran
Panty Raid
Electric Blue 10
Wild Weekend
Lynn Summers
A Little Bit of... Hanky Panky
I Want It All!
On Golden Blonde
The Pleasure Hunt
Surrender in Paradise
Miss Passion
Slumber Party
Jailhouse Girls
Teasers
The Pink Lagoon: A Sex Romp in Paradise
Night of Loving Dangerously

And that's just for starters...

Gosh, she was in all of those? Like you, I would have had to go look that up.

As a young man in the 80's [lawn:off], you might think I'd seen films like, say, New Wave Hookers, but I was too absorbed in Bible studies and chaste thoughts.


/she was in that too?
//learn something new every day

/q+d

Yeah, yeah, and tailings ponds are so big you can see them from space. So what. You can see New York from space too, oh noe's! Holy shiat, you can see the whole EARTH from space!!! Abandon mothership all ye able enviro's! All hope is lost!