The abolishment of your face.

Civil Lefts.

Marijuana legalization... of your face.

More cowbell.

Cutting the military to about 20% of it's current size and eliminating nearly all foreign aid.

Fully Equal rights for all of-age citizens, with slightly reduced rights for all not-of-age citizens.

- require women put their titties in their Driver's License photos
- require ID for everything

Eliminate old people driving.

A return to segregation.

Can't think of a single thing.
Everything is wonderful.
I would just go to the balcony and say 'Carry On'

Civil rights for furries.

Fiscal responsibility

Education in this country is a ridiculously sorry affair. I'd present a 3 year plan to repurpose the whole system.

baggins2000: Can't think of a single thing.
Everything is wonderful.
I would just go to the balcony and say 'Carry On'

I'd vote for any candidate that wants to stop new laws of any kind. No new legislation. Delete old.

Burning DC to the ground.

Serious answer is education, education, education.

kwame: Education in this country is a ridiculously sorry affair. I'd present a 3 year plan to repurpose the whole system.

And I'll run against you by announcing my "No more crayons in Kindergarten" proposal to teach kids how to be more grown up. No more pencils either. Make sure your answer is right, and then stick with it. NO MORE MISTAKES!!!

Aarontology: Burning DC to the ground.

Hold on....I kind of like that Smithsonian place.

I_C_Weener: Aarontology: Burning DC to the ground.

Hold on....I kind of like that Smithsonian place.

I'll spare the museums.

Mr. Murder: Serious answer is education, education, education.

This. I'd junk the entire system, and start from scratch. Also anyone who was in a leadership position with a teachers union when I came to office would be shot.

Pot in every chicken.

LineNoise: Mr. Murder: Serious answer is education, education, education.

This. I'd junk the entire system, and start from scratch. Also anyone who was in a leadership position with a teachers union when I came to office would be shot.

All administrators and union reps will be shot. Any legislator involved in doing anything other than simple funding of education, like dictating standards or conditions on the teachers...will be shot twice.

bobbette: Easily accomplished. Canadians are celebrating the 200th anniversary of the war of 1812 this year.

get Congress first.

Less stupid greenlights.

mcsiegs: Think about the people you knew in college who were majoring in Elementary Education

Those are the jackasses teaching our kids.

Niiice


(I dated an early ed major, my god she was dumb)

mcsiegs: It's just like realizing the Poli Sci douches are making state legislative decisions.

I think they're working at Chipotle.

Election Day will be a national holiday.

Talk Like a Pirate Day will be a national holiday, and you will all get a paid vacation day. There will also be parades, but those that attend the parades will be brutally raped. Repeatedly.

I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: Less stupid greenlights.

On that note, this is my first and possibly only TFD greenlight.

Haulin' Ass and/or Gettin' Paid.

I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: Less stupid greenlights.

On that note, this is my first and possibly only TFD greenlight.

Well, it is one of the best TFD greens of the day.

Real answer? Patriot Act...gone. Department of Homeland Security...gone if not reformed to comply with 4th and 5th Amendment within 6 months. No warrantless wiretaps. Full access to the courts for anyone detained by the US including those at GITMO. Tax Code will be reduced to 100 pages within 6 months or no new legislation of any kind will be signed by me, the President.

A declaration of war, or authorization of military force, or whatever the hell they call would entail the conscription of all military age family members of all Senators and Congressmen.