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The debate over SOPA and PIPA raises an important question: Which is more powerful in Street Fighter II, Ryu's Dragon Punch or Sagat's Tiger Uppercut?
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I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey
2012-01-18 03:48:06 PM
This HAS to be
TMLO
, right?
/never played, never will
HeartBurnKid
2012-01-18 04:02:15 PM
Ryu's not the one with the giant crevasse of a scar across his chest and abdomen.
Just saying.
delau
2012-01-18 04:04:56 PM
Eddies flicky spinny neverending dancing kicking double button mashy thing.
knightofargh
2012-01-18 04:05:38 PM
The answer is "Sonic Boom".
/Falcon Punch is also acceptable
//yes I know that's a different game
keytronic
2012-01-18 04:07:03 PM
Neither. It's Sonic Boom
100PercentDainBread
2012-01-18 04:07:08 PM
Yoga fire.
Treygreen13
2012-01-18 04:07:13 PM
Oh, the joy of playing against somebody really good with Akuma, which is like Ryu if Ryu was made of paper and had a heavy machine gun-style of firing projectiles that can also teleport and fly.
Genju
2012-01-18 04:07:22 PM
Who cares about 623 P? Sagat can shoot his projectiles high AND low.
Mike_LowELL
2012-01-18 04:08:25 PM
Depends on the version of the game, the version of the character used, and the matchup in-question.
That comment should ruin the atmosphere of this thread. Somebody who knows fighting games needs to unleash their Super and finish the job.
Alpha Sierra Foxtrot
2012-01-18 04:08:25 PM
HADOUKEN!!!
ItsMyNameYouCantHaveIt
2012-01-18 04:08:52 PM
keytronic
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Neither. It's Sonic Boom
iheartscotch
2012-01-18 04:09:21 PM
I liked the guy in streetfighter with the really streachy arms and legs.
knightofargh
2012-01-18 04:10:12 PM
Mike_LowELL
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Somebody who knows fighting games needs to unleash their Super and finish the job.
The control input for Akira's rising knee attack frowns on your shenanigans. Real fighting games don't have Supers.
Pextor
2012-01-18 04:10:19 PM
zangief
PIP_the_TROLL
2012-01-18 04:10:53 PM
Pfft... posers.
Everybody knows it's Jago.
ENDOKUKEN!!!
lakrfool
2012-01-18 04:10:56 PM
I'm all for SOPA/PIPAS
Supes
2012-01-18 04:11:07 PM
Dragon Punch easily. Tiger Uppercut is just a poor imitation. It may do marginally more damage, but leaves you way open if you mistime it. Dragon Punch is vastly superior.
CaptainCliche
2012-01-18 04:11:10 PM
Feh, Ryu/Ken are easymode. A real man beats the game with Zangief.
Alpha Sierra Foxtrot
2012-01-18 04:11:57 PM
But, really, I liked Soul Caliber better.
Supes
2012-01-18 04:12:20 PM
CaptainCliche
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Feh, Ryu/Ken are easymode. A real man beats the game with Zangief.
Zangief was a joke in SFII, but in SFIV he's quite badass. One of the stronger characters in the game.
Skwishmitten
2012-01-18 04:12:28 PM
Sagat, being about nine feet tall and a Thai Boxing Champion, would easily Tiger Uppercut through Ryu's rectum, sigmoid and descending colons, and then proceed upwards and out through his frontal sinuses.
That is all.
Joe2007
2012-01-18 04:12:41 PM
Dan with the Haoh Gadoken!
lennavan
2012-01-18 04:12:55 PM
Ryu's Dragon Punch? WTF? You mean
KEN
's Dragon Punch. And the answer is Ken's.
You use Ryu's Hurrican Kick.
FarkinSneakyBastage
2012-01-18 04:13:01 PM
"What is a Donkey Punch?"
cryinoutloud
2012-01-18 04:13:11 PM
Are those copyrighted things? You fool, you've killed us all.
Overfiend
2012-01-18 04:14:58 PM
Dhalsim's Yoga Flame.
And your Mom's breath.
Gergesa
2012-01-18 04:15:06 PM
The ultimate attack is where Ryu shouts Hyoudeken(sp?) and then shoots out M. Bison from his palms who then delivers a flaming torpedo attack with Chun Li strapped to his chest.
CommieTaoist
2012-01-18 04:15:25 PM
Trick question, the answer is Blades of Steel obviously.
saminman
2012-01-18 04:15:29 PM
The Tiger Uppercut is more powerful, but it exposes you to a devastating counterattack.
Genju
2012-01-18 04:15:46 PM
CaptainCliche
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Feh, Ryu/Ken are easymode. A real man beats the game with Zangief.
Beats the game? As in, against AI? Zangief is like the easiest person to beat the game with... Jump and use medium punch, they block and you hit down + medium punch to fling them over your head. They fall for it every time.
It's just like Dhalsim. Jump and use hard punch to do that head first flying rolling thingy. If they block it, immediately throw. Gets them every time.
Tornado of Zoo Animals
2012-01-18 04:16:25 PM
Dragon > Tiger
Ain't No Party Like A Tea Party
2012-01-18 04:16:46 PM
E. Honda or nothing at all.
Supes
2012-01-18 04:17:23 PM
Joe2007
:
Haoh Gadoken
Don't you mean Kouryuken?
So badass.
Patterson
2012-01-18 04:17:27 PM
As much as I'm a Ryu whore in SF, Sagat seems so fast and has that huge range. I really think they overpowered him in the early iteration of the game. He's a real bastard. Also, Chun Li's thighs could crush them both into a fine dust.
CaptainCliche
2012-01-18 04:17:59 PM
Genju
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CaptainCliche: Feh, Ryu/Ken are easymode. A real man beats the game with Zangief.
Beats the game? As in, against AI? Zangief is like the easiest person to beat the game with... Jump and use medium punch, they block and you hit down + medium punch to fling them over your head. They fall for it every time.
It's just like Dhalsim. Jump and use hard punch to do that head first flying rolling thingy. If they block it, immediately throw. Gets them every time.
Well excuse me mr. I-had-friends-in-the-1990s!
Also, I apparently have been playing fighting games wrong for 20 years.
The Herpes!
2012-01-18 04:18:04 PM
twincamakiko
2012-01-18 04:18:15 PM
CaptainCliche
:
Feh, Ryu/Ken are easymode. A real man beats the game with Zangief.
No. Dan is where it's at.
Dan for life.
Dan's knee OWNS 'gief.
And Sagat is a biatch.
gameshowhost
2012-01-18 04:21:31 PM
ffish
has an uppercut?
Summer Glau's Love Slave
2012-01-18 04:21:43 PM
What the winner of the aforementioned altercation would look like.
/Why?
//What? Are you dense? Are you retarded?
///Because he's the Goddamn Batman, that why!
Bell's Boy
2012-01-18 04:22:31 PM
Nobody puts E. Honda in a corner. His chest chops make Ric Flair look like Brian Macafee (The unknown guy sent to the ring to get slaughtered by the WWF or WCW star.)
/Oops, I hope I didn't infringe on the WWF or WCW
//WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Bloody William
2012-01-18 04:23:00 PM
Chun-Li's Spinning Bird Kick. Because she's wearing a dress with a loincloth thingie and is SPREADING HER LEGS AND SPINNING UPSIDE-DOWN.
Optimal_Illusion
2012-01-18 04:23:48 PM
lakrfool
:
I'm all for SOPA/PIPAS
[web.utk.edu image 640x480]
I'll also accept a frybread fresh out of the pan with honey or maple syrup.
pute kisses like a man
2012-01-18 04:23:55 PM
Tiger uppercut. it's harder, faster, stronger.
/ although, it has some setbacks too.
// chun li's jump at you throw you combo is indestructible.
Shazam999
2012-01-18 04:24:18 PM
Supes
:
CaptainCliche: Feh, Ryu/Ken are easymode. A real man beats the game with Zangief.
Zangief was a joke in SFII, but in SFIV he's quite badass. One of the stronger characters in the game.
In original SFII Zangief was awesome. If you got in, it was game over for the other guy.
bukketmaster
2012-01-18 04:24:40 PM
Seconded:
Tumbleweed Garden
2012-01-18 04:24:52 PM
To have a fair comparison one would need to determine what version (Original? Championship? Super? Hyper?) And then look up the frame data (startup, active, recovery on hit, recovery on block, recovery on miss) for the light, medium and heavy punch versions of each.
Falco09
2012-01-18 04:25:06 PM
Mike_LowELL
:
Depends on the version of the game, the version of the character used, and the matchup in-question.
That comment should ruin the atmosphere of this thread. Somebody who knows fighting games needs to unleash their Super and finish the job.
Currently (SF4 AE 2012), Ryu's regular fierce DP is stronger than Sagat's regular fierce DP. Sagat has a stronger EX version though and can also power up his regular uppercut with angry scar.
AwesomeSquared
2012-01-18 04:26:12 PM
A dragon could kill a tiger, but an uppercut is cooler than a punch. The two are even. Do tha math.
The_Y2P_Problem
2012-01-18 04:26:17 PM
The Dragon Punch has INSANE priority over other moves it seems, so it wins in my book for that reason. Nothing more frustrating than thinking you got a clean hit, only to get hit by a Dragon Punch just as the move initiates.
That said, the Cannon Spike is the superior rising attack.
Shazam999
2012-01-18 04:28:04 PM
The_Y2P_Problem
:
The Dragon Punch has INSANE priority over other moves it seems, so it wins in my book for that reason. Nothing more frustrating than thinking you got a clean hit, only to get hit by a Dragon Punch just as the move initiates.
That said, the Cannon Spike is the superior rising attack.
SFIV AE nerfed the DP quite a bit. Jab DP esp is near useless now.
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