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All good internets are self-haxored, so Ima havto see NPR says sheeple angree about "WHAR CONGRESS DO WITH MY INTERNETS???"
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The First Four Black Sabbath Albums
2012-01-18 02:13:58 PM
The internet called. It wants its internet back.
A Fark Handle
2012-01-18 02:44:09 PM
wtf?
Eddie Adams from Torrance
2012-01-18 02:58:39 PM
Caught sayof?
A Dark Evil Omen
2012-01-18 03:58:07 PM
How is internets formed?
Jackpot777
2012-01-18 03:58:45 PM
Even Wikipedia is reabable (either with the right technical knowhow, or just by reading the cached pages on Google).
Jackpot777
2012-01-18 03:59:20 PM
* readable
On second thoughts, I prefer reabable.
indylaw
2012-01-18 03:59:56 PM
I caught sayof most intelligint headline on FARK in yeers.
BSABSVR
2012-01-18 03:59:58 PM
Just because you CAN get a green, doesn't mean you shouldn't at least try to make it in English.
Hector Remarkable
2012-01-18 04:00:32 PM
Eddie Adams from Torrance
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Caught sayof?
Pricipal. I mean it, pricipal.
funk_soul_bubby
2012-01-18 04:01:20 PM
Submitted by
Best In The World
?
thisispete
2012-01-18 04:04:01 PM
Jackpot777
:
Even Wikipedia is reabable (either with the right technical knowhow, or just by reading the cached pages on Google).
That technical know-how being: go to the mobile site at http://en.m.wikipedia.org/
That coward David Lopan
2012-01-18 04:05:23 PM
funk_soul_bubby
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Submitted by Best In The World?
Dammit!
/Came to say: "Looks like Best in The World just got his first link approved.
Need Help Soonish
2012-01-18 04:06:15 PM
Who let Meow Said The Dog write a headline?
Jeeeeeeeeessssey people!
Lego_Addict
2012-01-18 04:09:20 PM
funk_soul_bubby
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Submitted by Best In The World?
I know we shouldn't call out farkers in threads their not part of but he's got an awesome post in one of the Sports links right now, it's about a lava cake shaped as Deion Sanders' head.
/I'm not saying he's a bad guy
Bschott007
2012-01-18 04:10:03 PM
Jackpot777
:
Even Wikipedia is reabable (either with the right technical knowhow, or just by reading the cached pages on Google).
Or your can just use the mobile version by typing
http://en.m.wikipedia.org
(new window)
DirkValentine
2012-01-18 04:10:10 PM
what is this i don't even
lockers
2012-01-18 04:11:53 PM
CONGRESS
war internets!
war
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Needlessly Complicated
2012-01-18 04:12:06 PM
O HAI! IM IN UR INTERNETS PWNING UR RIAA
Kant Lavar
2012-01-18 04:13:37 PM
Farking
magnets internets
intertubes how do they work?
imontheinternet
2012-01-18 04:13:44 PM
I poured Drano all over my computer, but the tubes are still clogged. What the hell?
AbsentFriends
2012-01-18 04:16:06 PM
That headline makes almost as much sense as the proposed legislation.
Almost.
Uglybarnacle
2012-01-18 04:17:44 PM
YOU: gun may have for me, BUT I : HABE PIZZA FOR YOU HA
schgsyi
2012-01-18 04:19:11 PM
Welocme to Jersee, foo!
WhoGAS
2012-01-18 04:24:42 PM
Jackpot777
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Even Wikipedia is reabable (either with the right technical knowhow, or just by reading the cached pages on Google).
That's what I find most hilarious about this blackout:
Not only do the sites get the word out and gain support, but it's a lesson to the retards in congress that even if you take away our sites, we WILL find a way to get to them.
dehehn
2012-01-18 04:26:47 PM
A Dark Evil Omen
2012-01-18 04:34:25 PM
Best In The World
:
"As far as modern writing is concerned, it is rarely rewarding to translate it, although it might be easy. Translation is very much like copying paintings." Boris Pasternik
Yo, Boris Pasternik comes correct with that nugget. U don't need the Rosanna Stone 2 figure out what tha headline means. It sayin that all good internets got they problems cuz the ppl who built them can also tear them do but it's also a problem because a minority (which is ironic cuz usually a minority ain't got money) but a minority with money can tear the walls down, Brodus. Ppl are hip 2 tha script and they don't want 2 take it anymore.
1 of my favorite rappers is Lil Wayne. When he comin up he put his mix tapes on da net fo free cuz he's a boss. It ain't cuz he's a socializer like conservativez say. And U kno what, bro? They hound that playa all tha damn time now cuz he broke away from thurrr system like a freed slave on his first day on amantsipaytion. Tha man don't jive 2 that.
Eh... It's
sort
of funny but this third-rate Ali G thing just doesn't seem to work very well. Still, keep at it.
Mr Guy
2012-01-18 04:38:40 PM
A Dark Evil Omen
:
Eh... It's sort of funny but this third-rate Ali G thing just doesn't seem to work very well. Still, keep at it.
More accurate than funny. Translation is easy? Tell that to
these guys
.
apoptotic
2012-01-18 04:40:40 PM
Best In The World
:
"As far as modern writing is concerned, it is rarely rewarding to translate it, although it might be easy. Translation is very much like copying paintings." Boris Pasternik
Yo, Boris Pasternik comes correct with that nugget. U don't need the Rosanna Stone 2 figure out what tha headline means. It sayin that all good internets got they problems cuz the ppl who built them can also tear them do but it's also a problem because a minority (which is ironic cuz usually a minority ain't got money) but a minority with money can tear the walls down, Brodus. Ppl are hip 2 tha script and they don't want 2 take it anymore.
1 of my favorite rappers is Lil Wayne. When he comin up he put his mix tapes on da net fo free cuz he's a boss. It ain't cuz he's a socializer like conservativez say. And U kno what, bro? They hound that playa all tha damn time now cuz he broke away from thurrr system like a freed slave on his first day on amantsipaytion. Tha man don't jive 2 that.
What in the everloving fark are you supposed to be, exactly?
lockers
2012-01-18 04:46:52 PM
Is internets
wif pudding
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CalamitousCrasher
2012-01-18 04:50:26 PM
Best In The World
:
"As far as modern writing is concerned, it is rarely rewarding to translate it, although it might be easy. Translation is very much like copying paintings." Boris Pasternik
Yo, Boris Pasternik comes correct with that nugget. U don't need the Rosanna Stone 2 figure out what tha headline means. It sayin that all good internets got they problems cuz the ppl who built them can also tear them do but it's also a problem because a minority (which is ironic cuz usually a minority ain't got money) but a minority with money can tear the walls down, Brodus. Ppl are hip 2 tha script and they don't want 2 take it anymore.
1 of my favorite rappers is Lil Wayne. When he comin up he put his mix tapes on da net fo free cuz he's a boss. It ain't cuz he's a socializer like conservativez say. And U kno what, bro? They hound that playa all tha damn time now cuz he broke away from thurrr system like a freed slave on his first day on amantsipaytion. Tha man don't jive 2 that.
You need to re-think the whole username thingee.
bquintb
2012-01-18 05:06:50 PM
Drink Alcohol;
Has anyone really been
far even as decided to use
even go want to
do look more like?
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Mouser
2012-01-18 06:09:10 PM
Is there a law or something that requires NPR writers to put in at least one reference that makes them sound like condescending, self-proclaimed "intellectual" douchebags completely out of touch with the public? "SOPA and PIPA (no, they're not the Duchess of Cambridge's sisters)". Seriously, that's this idiot's idea of humor?
anfrind
2012-01-18 06:31:09 PM
Mouser
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Is there a law or something that requires NPR writers to put in at least one reference that makes them sound like condescending, self-proclaimed "intellectual" douchebags completely out of touch with the public? "SOPA and PIPA (no, they're not the Duchess of Cambridge's sisters)". Seriously, that's this idiot's idea of humor?
I noticed several Farkers making variations of that same joke in previous SOPA threads.
thamike
2012-01-18 06:33:11 PM
Mouser
:
Is there a law or something that requires NPR writers to put in at least one reference that makes them sound like condescending, self-proclaimed "intellectual" douchebags completely out of touch with the public? "SOPA and PIPA (no, they're not the Duchess of Cambridge's sisters)". Seriously, that's this idiot's idea of humor?
NPR apologizes to any who considers himself the Duchess of Cambridge's sister and any inexplicable misplaced butthurt that may have resulted from their attempt at trite yet inoffensive humor.
Mawson of the Antarctic
2012-01-18 06:47:28 PM
lockers
:
CONGRESS
war internets!
war
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Begun, the Internet Wars have
brianbankerus
2012-01-18 08:49:00 PM
Jackpot777
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Even Wikipedia is reabable (either with the right technical knowhow, or just by reading the cached pages on Google).
I wait until the page is almost done loading and hit ESC to stop it before the script hits. No prob. Point still made.
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