The internet called. It wants its internet back.

wtf?

Even Wikipedia is reabable (either with the right technical knowhow, or just by reading the cached pages on Google).

* readable

On second thoughts, I prefer reabable.

I caught sayof most intelligint headline on FARK in yeers.

Just because you CAN get a green, doesn't mean you shouldn't at least try to make it in English.

Eddie Adams from Torrance: Caught sayof?

Pricipal. I mean it, pricipal.

Submitted by Best In The World?

funk_soul_bubby: Submitted by Best In The World?

Dammit!

/Came to say: "Looks like Best in The World just got his first link approved.

Who let Meow Said The Dog write a headline?

Jeeeeeeeeessssey people!

funk_soul_bubby: Submitted by Best In The World?

"You always have a green light that burns all night at the end of your dock." - The Great Gatsby

I ain't never submitted no headlines cuz I don't tend 2 read tha articles. 'n when i do read them articles by the time I'm done wit it its old and someone else popped the scoop. I does read tha newspaper early in the a.m. when I'm on the eliptical. And I have an idea for a invention. What if you could submit a newstory to here or facebook from a paper newspaper while you read it. When I read the Star-Ledger I see all kinds of wacked out stories but by the time I gets me 2 a PC all yall already know what's up.

funk_soul_bubby: Submitted by Best In The World?

I know we shouldn't call out farkers in threads their not part of but he's got an awesome post in one of the Sports links right now, it's about a lava cake shaped as Deion Sanders' head.

/I'm not saying he's a bad guy

Jackpot777: Even Wikipedia is reabable (either with the right technical knowhow, or just by reading the cached pages on Google).

Or your can just use the mobile version by typing http://en.m.wikipedia.org (new window)

what is this i don't even

O HAI! IM IN UR INTERNETS PWNING UR RIAA

Farking magnets internets intertubes how do they work?

YOU: gun may have for me, BUT I : HABE PIZZA FOR YOU HA

Welocme to Jersee, foo!

Jackpot777: Even Wikipedia is reabable (either with the right technical knowhow, or just by reading the cached pages on Google).

That's what I find most hilarious about this blackout:

Not only do the sites get the word out and gain support, but it's a lesson to the retards in congress that even if you take away our sites, we WILL find a way to get to them.

"As far as modern writing is concerned, it is rarely rewarding to translate it, although it might be easy. Translation is very much like copying paintings." Boris Pasternik

Yo, Boris Pasternik comes correct with that nugget. U don't need the Rosanna Stone 2 figure out what tha headline means. It sayin that all good internets got they problems cuz the ppl who built them can also tear them do but it's also a problem because a minority (which is ironic cuz usually a minority ain't got money) but a minority with money can tear the walls down, Brodus. Ppl are hip 2 tha script and they don't want 2 take it anymore.

1 of my favorite rappers is Lil Wayne. When he comin up he put his mix tapes on da net fo free cuz he's a boss. It ain't cuz he's a socializer like conservativez say. And U kno what, bro? They hound that playa all tha damn time now cuz he broke away from thurrr system like a freed slave on his first day on amantsipaytion. Tha man don't jive 2 that.

A Dark Evil Omen: Eh... It's sort of funny but this third-rate Ali G thing just doesn't seem to work very well. Still, keep at it.

More accurate than funny. Translation is easy? Tell that to these guys.

Best In The World: "As far as modern writing is concerned, it is rarely rewarding to translate it, although it might be easy. Translation is very much like copying paintings." Boris Pasternik

Yo, Boris Pasternik comes correct with that nugget. U don't need the Rosanna Stone 2 figure out what tha headline means. It sayin that all good internets got they problems cuz the ppl who built them can also tear them do but it's also a problem because a minority (which is ironic cuz usually a minority ain't got money) but a minority with money can tear the walls down, Brodus. Ppl are hip 2 tha script and they don't want 2 take it anymore.

1 of my favorite rappers is Lil Wayne. When he comin up he put his mix tapes on da net fo free cuz he's a boss. It ain't cuz he's a socializer like conservativez say. And U kno what, bro? They hound that playa all tha damn time now cuz he broke away from thurrr system like a freed slave on his first day on amantsipaytion. Tha man don't jive 2 that.

What in the everloving fark are you supposed to be, exactly?

Best In The World: "As far as modern writing is concerned, it is rarely rewarding to translate it, although it might be easy. Translation is very much like copying paintings." Boris Pasternik

Yo, Boris Pasternik comes correct with that nugget. U don't need the Rosanna Stone 2 figure out what tha headline means. It sayin that all good internets got they problems cuz the ppl who built them can also tear them do but it's also a problem because a minority (which is ironic cuz usually a minority ain't got money) but a minority with money can tear the walls down, Brodus. Ppl are hip 2 tha script and they don't want 2 take it anymore.

1 of my favorite rappers is Lil Wayne. When he comin up he put his mix tapes on da net fo free cuz he's a boss. It ain't cuz he's a socializer like conservativez say. And U kno what, bro? They hound that playa all tha damn time now cuz he broke away from thurrr system like a freed slave on his first day on amantsipaytion. Tha man don't jive 2 that.

You need to re-think the whole username thingee.

Is there a law or something that requires NPR writers to put in at least one reference that makes them sound like condescending, self-proclaimed "intellectual" douchebags completely out of touch with the public? "SOPA and PIPA (no, they're not the Duchess of Cambridge's sisters)". Seriously, that's this idiot's idea of humor?

Mouser: Is there a law or something that requires NPR writers to put in at least one reference that makes them sound like condescending, self-proclaimed "intellectual" douchebags completely out of touch with the public? "SOPA and PIPA (no, they're not the Duchess of Cambridge's sisters)". Seriously, that's this idiot's idea of humor?

I noticed several Farkers making variations of that same joke in previous SOPA threads.

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