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(Globe and Mail) Ironic The NYSE would like everybody to know that gambling is NOT ALLOWED on their trading floor   (theglobeandmail.com) divider line 22
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A Fark Handle
2012-01-18 02:17:07 PM
so they're closing down?
 
Grand_Moff_Joseph [TotalFark]
2012-01-18 02:18:59 PM
A Fark Handle: so they're closing down?

Done in one.
 
Nabb1 [TotalFark]
2012-01-18 02:48:05 PM
www.dvdactive.com

I am shocked, shocked, I tell you.
 
Nabb1 [TotalFark]
2012-01-18 02:48:49 PM
Whoops. Got lazy on that one.
 
olddeegee [TotalFark]
2012-01-18 03:14:06 PM
Best use of the ironic tag I've seen yet.
 
downstairs [TotalFark]
2012-01-18 03:35:07 PM
Yep, done in one.
 
GAT_00 [TotalFark]
2012-01-18 03:48:06 PM
That may be the best use of the ironic tag ever.
 
Tigger [TotalFark]
2012-01-18 03:56:21 PM
Brilliant ironic tag usage

Specifically, this is as ironic as needing a knife and only having ten thousand forks, then doing the job you needed a knife for with a fork, then farking it up royally and then right afterwards finding a knife that was right in front of you the whole time.
 
Arkanaut
2012-01-18 04:13:30 PM
In other news, Governor Cuomo is trying to legalize gambling in New York, apparently unaware of what the financial sector does.
 
foo monkey
2012-01-18 04:14:38 PM
Most of the gambling is done electronically. The trading floor is a place for MSNBC to station a reporter.
 
MrEricSir
2012-01-18 04:21:14 PM
It's not gambling when congress does it -- that insider trading gives you the upper hand.
 
Philip Francis Queeg
2012-01-18 04:30:24 PM
operatorchan.org
 
Eddie Adams from Torrance [TotalFark]
2012-01-18 05:14:04 PM
But is there sex in the Champagne room?
 
Ardilla
2012-01-18 05:15:48 PM
...and I never slice.
 
JasonOfOrillia
2012-01-18 06:11:12 PM
Woohoo. One more GL and I get a set of steak knives.
 
Handsome B. Wonderful
2012-01-18 08:04:24 PM
Finally, someone gets Irony.
 
H31N0US
2012-01-18 08:24:52 PM
Eddie Adams from Torrance: But is there sex in the Champagne room?

Yes, but Champagne is not allowed.
 
sonorangal
2012-01-18 09:11:09 PM
So then when will they get rid of the speculators?
 
enry
2012-01-18 10:57:46 PM
They don't want the competition?
 
oryx
2012-01-19 09:31:48 AM
Now working for the NYSE:

i273.photobucket.com
 
groppet
2012-01-19 01:05:31 PM
But they can still bang strippers and do blow off thair butts?
 
Silly_Sot
2012-01-20 12:44:07 AM
Proper use of "Ironic" tag!
 
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