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(3 News New Zealand) Dumbass Lady Gaga claims to have invented 'avant-garde techno rock'. Only 35 years after Devo did it, close enough   (3news.co.nz) divider line 84
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2012-01-18 01:52:18 PM
hey subby Nina Hagen would like to have a word with you after Frank Zappa has a word with her
 
2012-01-18 01:54:52 PM
At best, that's like someone inventing the automobile because they put a spoiler on it.
 
2012-01-18 01:59:10 PM
Relatively Obscure: At best, that's like someone inventing the automobile because they put a spoiler on it.

On a Front-Wheel Drive one, no less.
 
2012-01-18 02:05:17 PM
While her claim is pretentious, that's not what she said.
And I have no idea why subby wants to drag Devo into this.
 
2012-01-18 02:25:06 PM
Q: Are we not men?
A: G-A-G-A

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-01-18 02:27:19 PM
Gaga makes me gag-gag

/Madonna who?
 
2012-01-18 02:52:03 PM
Lady Gaga, I served with Gary Numan, I knew Gary Numan, Gary Numan was an electric "friend" of mine. Your ladyship, you are no Gary Numan.
 
2012-01-18 02:53:52 PM
img.photobucket.com

These are Quinn's remains. He had many brushes with death, and now he sits atop Lady Gaga's keyboard at the show I went to. While I was there, there was this unfortunate black man who put his head in a golf ball dimpler. I heard he put a Best Buy manager through a store wall because he was offered a warranty on a cordless phone. At the time, I was working for the US Mint, so I was getting a kick out of these replies. Because some Farkers will believe anything they hear.
 
2012-01-18 03:12:21 PM
El_Frijole_Blanco: hey subby Nina Hagen would like to have a word with you after Frank Zappa has a word with her

Repeated for emphasis after I came here to say

*cough*Nina Hagen*cough*Lena Lovitch*cough*
 
2012-01-18 03:23:07 PM
I believe Nina hit the scene first although Lena is older
 
2012-01-18 03:40:45 PM
closer to 40 years
Link (new window)
 
2012-01-18 03:58:50 PM
Her music is neither techno nor rock.
 
2012-01-18 04:41:57 PM
So she invented "avant garde techno rock"?

"It's nothing to be proud of, Russ".

www.aftermarketcarparts.biz
 
2012-01-18 04:46:24 PM
assets.thecreatorsproject.com
 
2012-01-18 04:47:51 PM
DanZero: [img.photobucket.com image 498x374]

These are Quinn's remains. He had many brushes with death, and now he sits atop Lady Gaga's keyboard at the show I went to. While I was there, there was this unfortunate black man who put his head in a golf ball dimpler. I heard he put a Best Buy manager through a store wall because he was offered a warranty on a cordless phone. At the time, I was working for the US Mint, so I was getting a kick out of these replies. Because some Farkers will believe anything they hear.


Oh god, now my coworkers want to know why I'm laughing. This is the worst Fark meme ever and I hope it never dies.

...and ends up on the piano.
 
zez
2012-01-18 04:48:31 PM
Naming one of her biggest influences as rock band Def Leppard, the 25-year-old songstress specifically hired their producer Mutt Lance to work on her track You And I.

Yeah, that Jeff "Mutt" Lance gets all the cool jobs now that nobody wants to deal with Shaina's ex.
 
zez
2012-01-18 04:49:53 PM
JOHN!!!!

WTF was I thinking
 
2012-01-18 04:50:08 PM
We are Gaga.
 
2012-01-18 04:52:16 PM
Hey Gaga, Einstürzende Neubauten and Can would like to have a word with you.
 
2012-01-18 04:52:20 PM
Rickenbacker: [assets.thecreatorsproject.com image 595x360]

Thank you for posting Kraftwerk.

Now, where's my pocket calculator?
 
2012-01-18 04:52:54 PM
zez: Naming one of her biggest influences as rock band Def Leppard, the 25-year-old songstress specifically hired their producer Mutt Lance to work on her track You And I.

Yeah, that Jeff "Mutt" Lance gets all the cool jobs now that nobody wants to deal with Shaina's ex.


Tim "Ripper" Barnes would like a word with you.
 
2012-01-18 04:54:40 PM
Hey Gaga, Psychic TV and Big Audio Dynamite would like to have a word with you.
 
2012-01-18 04:55:54 PM
It is very hard and very edgy,"

But I've been telling everyone you were hip and edgy.
 
2012-01-18 04:56:31 PM
Paging LewDux to thread #6886123...
 
2012-01-18 04:57:53 PM
Hey Gaga, your proctologist would like to have a word with you.
 
2012-01-18 04:59:52 PM
www.garyasanchez.com

Deaf Leopard with Jeff "Mutt" Lance from the video for "Rock of Aces".
 
2012-01-18 05:00:50 PM
Walker: Her music is neither techno nor rock.

Yes, it;s avant-garden techno-rock. Too avant-garden for I HATE WHAT IS POPULAr crowd it seems
 
2012-01-18 05:02:26 PM
zez: Naming one of her biggest influences as rock band Def Leppard, the 25-year-old songstress specifically hired their producer Mutt Lance to work on her track You And I.

Yeah, that Jeff "Mutt" Lance gets all the cool jobs now that nobody wants to deal with Shaina's ex.


My favourite Def Lepard song is 2 Steps Behing You. Hopefully hers too
 
2012-01-18 05:02:26 PM
Walker: Her music is neither techno nor rock.

Nor is it avant-garde.
 
2012-01-18 05:03:06 PM
steklo: Rickenbacker: [assets.thecreatorsproject.com image 595x360]

Thank you for posting Kraftwerk.

Now, where's my pocket calculator?


Don't you have a calculator in your watch?
 
2012-01-18 05:04:09 PM
DanZero: [img.photobucket.com image 498x374]

These are Quinn's remains. He had many brushes with death, and now he sits atop Lady Gaga's keyboard at the show I went to. While I was there, there was this unfortunate black man who put his head in a golf ball dimpler. I heard he put a Best Buy manager through a store wall because he was offered a warranty on a cordless phone. At the time, I was working for the US Mint, so I was getting a kick out of these replies. Because some Farkers will believe anything they hear.


I bet you can see Logan Airport from your window.
 
2012-01-18 05:11:12 PM
LewDux: Walker: Her music is neither techno nor rock.

Yes, it;s avant-garden techno-rock. Too avant-garden for I HATE WHAT IS POPULAr crowd it seems


2.bp.blogspot.com

What an advent garden might look like.
 
2012-01-18 05:12:32 PM
Damn spellchecker
 
2012-01-18 05:13:45 PM
img.karaoke-lyrics.net

Did someone mention avant-garde techno-rock?

/also the inspiration for my handle

also:

www.urban75.org

Stereolab rocks all.
 
2012-01-18 05:21:43 PM
I'm pretty sure video games beat her to it, too.
 
2012-01-18 05:41:08 PM
John Milton Cage called and said 'biatch..shut the fark up!'

Amplified Cacti (new window)
 
2012-01-18 05:42:36 PM
"Mutt" Lance is one of my all time favorite producers, along with Paul Spector and Rick Robin.
 
2012-01-18 05:48:58 PM
She is the worst. You get famous and let all the bootlickers at your feet feed you bullshiat until you separate yourself from reality and your fans and die from an overdose with bleached skin and 30 years of regret. Or at least I hope.
 
2012-01-18 05:54:50 PM
I don't want to argue about who may have done it originally, but the left breast on the girl from Army of Lovers probably did more to invent avant-garde techno-rock than Lady Gaga ever did.
 
2012-01-18 05:58:12 PM
Thyomorb: "Mutt" Lance is one of my all time favorite producers, along with Paul Spector and Rick Robin.

What makes them so great is that they all record their music on technology builty by MagnetBox, Panaphonics, and Sorny.
 
2012-01-18 05:59:32 PM
MrBonestripper: I don't want to argue about who may have done it originally, but the left breast on the girl from Army of Lovers probably did more to invent avant-garde techno-rock than Lady Gaga ever did.

Link (new window)
 
2012-01-18 06:02:15 PM
i486.photobucket.com
biatch, you haven't even invented your own look.
 
2012-01-18 06:04:17 PM
Why Would I Read the Article: Thyomorb: "Mutt" Lance is one of my all time favorite producers, along with Paul Spector and Rick Robin.

What makes them so great is that they all record their music on technology builty by MagnetBox, Panaphonics, and Sorny.


And the artists they've worked with, alt rockers like the Wheezers, new artists like Kane East, and classic bands like Arrow Smith.
 
2012-01-18 06:10:44 PM
Seriously? Nobody? I give you The inimitable: GRACE JONES!

intermezzo.typepad.com


"Well, you know, I've seen some things she's worn that I've worn, and that does kind of piss me off." Has Gaga asked her to collaborate? "Yes, she did, but I said no," Jones responded. "I'd just prefer to work with someone who is more original and someone who is not copying me, actually.

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2012-01-18 06:11:10 PM
What the hell was that "Born This Way" video about anyways? She was squeezing out slimy Ga Ga heads from her vagina like it was a Pez dispenser.
 
2012-01-18 06:15:50 PM
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2012-01-18 06:17:49 PM
Yeah. And Eric Clapton was the first to play blues on an electric guitar
 
2012-01-18 06:18:44 PM
www.skratchworx.com


Mr. Eno would like a word.
 
2012-01-18 06:22:12 PM
Nina_Hartley's_Ass: While her claim is pretentious, that's not what she said.
And I have no idea why subby wants to drag Devo into this.


Because Devo is awesome.
 
2012-01-18 06:32:15 PM
Kraftwerk Orange: [img808.imageshack.us image 300x368]

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