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Lady Gaga claims to have invented 'avant-garde techno rock'. Only 35 years after Devo did it, close enough
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El_Frijole_Blanco
2012-01-18 01:52:18 PM
hey subby Nina Hagen would like to have a word with you after Frank Zappa has a word with her
Relatively Obscure
2012-01-18 01:54:52 PM
At best, that's like someone inventing the automobile because they put a spoiler on it.
cameroncrazy1984
2012-01-18 01:59:10 PM
Relatively Obscure
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At best, that's like someone inventing the automobile because they put a spoiler on it.
On a Front-Wheel Drive one, no less.
Nina_Hartley's_Ass
2012-01-18 02:05:17 PM
While her claim is pretentious, that's not what she said.
And I have no idea why subby wants to drag Devo into this.
Dead for Tax Reasons
2012-01-18 02:25:06 PM
Q: Are we not men?
A: G-A-G-A
MaudlinMutantMollusk
2012-01-18 02:27:19 PM
Gaga makes me gag-gag
/Madonna who?
bobbette
2012-01-18 02:52:03 PM
Lady Gaga, I served with Gary Numan, I knew Gary Numan, Gary Numan was an electric "friend" of mine. Your ladyship, you are no Gary Numan.
DanZero
2012-01-18 02:53:52 PM
These are Quinn's remains. He had many brushes with death, and now he sits atop Lady Gaga's keyboard at the show I went to. While I was there, there was this unfortunate black man who put his head in a golf ball dimpler. I heard he put a Best Buy manager through a store wall because he was offered a warranty on a cordless phone. At the time, I was working for the US Mint, so I was getting a kick out of these replies. Because some Farkers will believe anything they hear.
Therion
2012-01-18 03:12:21 PM
El_Frijole_Blanco
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hey subby Nina Hagen would like to have a word with you after Frank Zappa has a word with her
Repeated for emphasis after I came here to say
*cough*Nina Hagen*cough*Lena Lovitch*cough*
El_Frijole_Blanco
2012-01-18 03:23:07 PM
I believe Nina hit the scene first although Lena is older
bongmiester
2012-01-18 03:40:45 PM
closer to 40 years
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Walker
2012-01-18 03:58:50 PM
Her music is neither techno nor rock.
Mugato
2012-01-18 04:41:57 PM
So she invented "avant garde techno rock"?
"It's nothing to be proud of, Russ".
Rickenbacker
2012-01-18 04:46:24 PM
Bloody William
2012-01-18 04:47:51 PM
DanZero
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These are Quinn's remains. He had many brushes with death, and now he sits atop Lady Gaga's keyboard at the show I went to. While I was there, there was this unfortunate black man who put his head in a golf ball dimpler. I heard he put a Best Buy manager through a store wall because he was offered a warranty on a cordless phone. At the time, I was working for the US Mint, so I was getting a kick out of these replies. Because some Farkers will believe anything they hear.
Oh god, now my coworkers want to know why I'm laughing. This is the worst Fark meme ever and I hope it never dies.
...and ends up on the piano.
zez
2012-01-18 04:48:31 PM
Naming one of her biggest influences as rock band Def Leppard, the 25-year-old songstress specifically hired their producer Mutt
Lance
to work on her track You And I.
Yeah, that Jeff "Mutt" Lance gets all the cool jobs now that nobody wants to deal with Shaina's ex.
zez
2012-01-18 04:49:53 PM
JOHN!!!!
WTF was I thinking
Spoon over Marin
2012-01-18 04:50:08 PM
We are Gaga.
Jake Havechek
2012-01-18 04:52:16 PM
Hey Gaga, Einstürzende Neubauten and Can would like to have a word with you.
steklo
2012-01-18 04:52:20 PM
Rickenbacker
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Thank you for posting Kraftwerk.
Now, where's my pocket calculator?
Katolu
2012-01-18 04:52:54 PM
zez
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Naming one of her biggest influences as rock band Def Leppard, the 25-year-old songstress specifically hired their producer Mutt Lance to work on her track You And I.
Yeah, that Jeff "Mutt" Lance gets all the cool jobs now that nobody wants to deal with Shaina's ex.
Tim "Ripper" Barnes would like a word with you.
Jake Havechek
2012-01-18 04:54:40 PM
Hey Gaga, Psychic TV and Big Audio Dynamite would like to have a word with you.
Rapmaster2000
2012-01-18 04:55:54 PM
It is very hard and very edgy,"
But I've been telling everyone you were hip and edgy.
B.L.Z. Bub
2012-01-18 04:56:31 PM
Paging LewDux to thread #6886123...
RoxtarRyan
2012-01-18 04:57:53 PM
Hey Gaga, your proctologist would like to have a word with you.
Rapmaster2000
2012-01-18 04:59:52 PM
Deaf Leopard with Jeff "Mutt" Lance from the video for "Rock of Aces".
LewDux
2012-01-18 05:00:50 PM
Walker
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Her music is neither techno nor rock.
Yes, it;s avant-garden techno-rock. Too avant-garden for I HATE WHAT IS POPULAr crowd it seems
LewDux
2012-01-18 05:02:26 PM
zez
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Naming one of her biggest influences as rock band Def Leppard, the 25-year-old songstress specifically hired their producer Mutt Lance to work on her track You And I.
Yeah, that Jeff "Mutt" Lance gets all the cool jobs now that nobody wants to deal with Shaina's ex.
My favourite Def Lepard song is 2 Steps Behing You. Hopefully hers too
EyeBallStu
2012-01-18 05:02:26 PM
Walker
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Her music is neither techno nor rock.
Nor is it avant-garde.
Rickenbacker
2012-01-18 05:03:06 PM
steklo
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Rickenbacker: [assets.thecreatorsproject.com image 595x360]
Thank you for posting Kraftwerk.
Now, where's my pocket calculator?
Don't you have a calculator in your watch?
germ78
2012-01-18 05:04:09 PM
DanZero
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[img.photobucket.com image 498x374]
These are Quinn's remains. He had many brushes with death, and now he sits atop Lady Gaga's keyboard at the show I went to. While I was there, there was this unfortunate black man who put his head in a golf ball dimpler. I heard he put a Best Buy manager through a store wall because he was offered a warranty on a cordless phone. At the time, I was working for the US Mint, so I was getting a kick out of these replies. Because some Farkers will believe anything they hear.
I bet you can see Logan Airport from your window.
B.L.Z. Bub
2012-01-18 05:11:12 PM
LewDux
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Walker: Her music is neither techno nor rock.
Yes, it;s avant-garden techno-rock. Too avant-garden for I HATE WHAT IS POPULAr crowd it seems
What an advent garden might look like.
LewDux
2012-01-18 05:12:32 PM
Damn spellchecker
Kraftwerk Orange
2012-01-18 05:13:45 PM
Did someone mention avant-garde techno-rock?
/also the inspiration for my handle
also:
Stereolab rocks all.
JudgeItoBox
2012-01-18 05:21:43 PM
I'm pretty sure video games beat her to it, too.
rudemix
2012-01-18 05:41:08 PM
John Milton Cage called and said 'biatch..shut the fark up!'
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Thyomorb
2012-01-18 05:42:36 PM
"Mutt" Lance is one of my all time favorite producers, along with Paul Spector and Rick Robin.
sinistermonk
2012-01-18 05:48:58 PM
She is the worst. You get famous and let all the bootlickers at your feet feed you bullshiat until you separate yourself from reality and your fans and die from an overdose with bleached skin and 30 years of regret. Or at least I hope.
MrBonestripper
2012-01-18 05:54:50 PM
I don't want to argue about who may have done it originally, but the left breast on the girl from Army of Lovers probably did more to invent avant-garde techno-rock than Lady Gaga ever did.
Why Would I Read the Article
2012-01-18 05:58:12 PM
Thyomorb
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"Mutt" Lance is one of my all time favorite producers, along with Paul Spector and Rick Robin.
What makes them so great is that they all record their music on technology builty by MagnetBox, Panaphonics, and Sorny.
LewDux
2012-01-18 05:59:32 PM
MrBonestripper
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I don't want to argue about who may have done it originally, but the left breast on the girl from Army of Lovers probably did more to invent avant-garde techno-rock than Lady Gaga ever did.
Link
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limboslam
2012-01-18 06:02:15 PM
biatch, you haven't even invented your own look.
Thyomorb
2012-01-18 06:04:17 PM
Why Would I Read the Article
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Thyomorb: "Mutt" Lance is one of my all time favorite producers, along with Paul Spector and Rick Robin.
What makes them so great is that they all record their music on technology builty by MagnetBox, Panaphonics, and Sorny.
And the artists they've worked with, alt rockers like the Wheezers, new artists like Kane East, and classic bands like Arrow Smith.
schgsyi
2012-01-18 06:10:44 PM
Seriously? Nobody? I give you The inimitable: GRACE JONES!
"Well, you know, I've seen some things she's worn that I've worn, and that does kind of piss me off." Has Gaga asked her to collaborate? "Yes, she did, but I said no," Jones responded. "I'd just prefer to work with someone who is more original and someone who is not copying me, actually.
skinink
2012-01-18 06:11:10 PM
What the hell was that "Born This Way" video about anyways? She was squeezing out slimy Ga Ga heads from her vagina like it was a Pez dispenser.
Kraftwerk Orange
2012-01-18 06:15:50 PM
babysealclubber
2012-01-18 06:17:49 PM
Yeah. And Eric Clapton was the first to play blues on an electric guitar
23FPB23
2012-01-18 06:18:44 PM
Mr. Eno would like a word.
danduran
2012-01-18 06:22:12 PM
Nina_Hartley's_Ass
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While her claim is pretentious, that's not what she said.
And I have no idea why subby wants to drag Devo into this.
Because Devo is awesome.
LewDux
2012-01-18 06:32:15 PM
Kraftwerk Orange
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