FARK.com: (6886062) Gingrich: "I invested poorly, gave little to charity, and hired a crappy accountant last year"

		Gingrich: "I invested poorly, gave little to charity, and hired a crappy accountant last year" (firstread.msnbc.msn.com)		56
		More: Obvious, Newt Gingrich, South Carolina primary, speaking fees, Bain Capital, Mitt Romney

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duckfarkit

2012-01-18 04:17:18 PM

Begun, the book cooking has.

carrion_luggage

2012-01-18 04:18:01 PM

He blew a ton of money on mouthwash for his lady friends.

theknuckler_33

2012-01-18 04:19:09 PM

Yea, that's Federal, state, local, SS, combined.

whidbey

2012-01-18 04:20:25 PM

He chose...poorly.

Lost Thought 00

2012-01-18 04:21:57 PM

He's so poor, he had to take a line of credit out with Tiffany's

sendtodave

2012-01-18 04:22:16 PM

So, this is what it's like to be a Total Farker.

Wading though crap.

Good to know.

A Dark Evil Omen

2012-01-18 04:23:37 PM

sendtodave: So, this is what it's like to be a Total Farker.

Wading though crap.

Good to know.

I just had an actual news link relevant to SOPA/PIPA get redlit, so... I dunno. I hope someone else submitted the same link with a better headline.

farkyeahmfers

2012-01-18 04:23:52 PM

/Approves

Jake Havechek

2012-01-18 04:26:57 PM

He's so poor he had to take 10 days away from his campaign for a 10 day Greek Isles cruise.

Pompous ass.

CanonicalNerd

2012-01-18 04:27:08 PM

You want them to be perky, pointing up like this. If they stop doing that, dump her.

Corvus

2012-01-18 04:27:28 PM

"We are going to name our flat tax the Mitt Romney 15 percent flat tax," Gingrich told the roughly 150-person crowd today. "My goal is not to raise Mitt Romney's taxes, but to let everyone pay Romney's rate."

This is BS under Newt's plan Mitt Romeny would pay ZERO in taxes. Not even the 15% he pays now.

whidbey

2012-01-18 04:29:17 PM

And I promise as President, I will personally divine large sources of water for Georgia and the SW.

Rich Cream

2012-01-18 04:29:39 PM

This is now my choice for the man who is going to be making Presidential decisions.

/where do i send money?

lennavan

2012-01-18 04:30:12 PM

"We are going to name our flat tax the Mitt Romney 15 percent flat tax," Gingrich told the roughly 150-person crowd today. "My goal is not to raise Mitt Romney's taxes, but to let everyone pay Romney's rate."

What national debt?

CaptainCliche

2012-01-18 04:31:09 PM

What you want to do is gently insert two fingers into the rectum, then applying gentle force outward you...

A Dark Evil Omen

2012-01-18 04:31:42 PM

lennavan: "We are going to name our flat tax the Mitt Romney 15 percent flat tax," Gingrich told the roughly 150-person crowd today. "My goal is not to raise Mitt Romney's taxes, but to let everyone pay Romney's rate."

What national debt?

Where have you been? The debt only matters when it's being used as a rhetorical bludgeon against liberals and Democrats. Otherwise, it's full speed ahead on the deficit plundering.

Philip Francis Queeg

2012-01-18 04:33:02 PM

Corvus

2012-01-18 04:35:33 PM

lennavan: "We are going to name our flat tax the Mitt Romney 15 percent flat tax," Gingrich told the roughly 150-person crowd today. "My goal is not to raise Mitt Romney's taxes, but to let everyone pay Romney's rate."

What national debt?

And under Newt's plan capital gains goes to 0 so Mitt would actually be paying almost nothing. Newt is so full of crap.

Bloody William

2012-01-18 04:41:54 PM

I am crushing your head. I am crushing your head sideways.

CalamitousCrasher

2012-01-18 04:47:45 PM

Through the goalposts Rick! Through them!

Barricaded Gunman

2012-01-18 04:47:48 PM

"My goal is not to raise Mitt Romney's taxes, but to let everyone pay Romney's rate."

Apparently that same "crappy accountant" assembled Newt's tax program.

Soup4Bonnie

2012-01-18 04:52:35 PM

Go away, Newt. And take your freaky basilisk with you.

TV's Vinnie

2012-01-18 04:55:46 PM

OMFG! It's so clear to me now! Look at what he's doing with his hands! It's a secret signal.

Newt is obviously one of the Crab People!
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stoli n coke

2012-01-18 05:04:11 PM

In Newt's defense, he is a gelatinous pantload of a dog turd.

Bigdogdaddy

2012-01-18 05:08:00 PM

So, Romney, who is richer than Newt paid less taxes and has better breaks? Kinda' the point isn't it?

whidbey

2012-01-18 05:08:45 PM

"Callista...Callista I hear your calls...and I obey..."

Bill_Wick's_Friend

2012-01-18 05:12:31 PM

Wrigley's Doublemint Gum is
Two
Two
Two mints in one

/product placement is paying for Newt's campaign

The All-Powerful Atheismo

2012-01-18 05:13:08 PM

"And it was at this point that he said 'Armageddon!' "

I alone am best

2012-01-18 05:14:37 PM

I will give it to democrats on this one. Usually I think they suck in general at politics. However, they now have so called conservatives fighting about money.

nevirus

2012-01-18 05:18:23 PM

"... and I said 'Just lift your two fingers, like this. Just lift your two fingers like this and I won't divorce you.' And she couldn't do it."

BSABSVR

2012-01-18 05:23:01 PM

A Dark Evil Omen: lennavan: "We are going to name our flat tax the Mitt Romney 15 percent flat tax," Gingrich told the roughly 150-person crowd today. "My goal is not to raise Mitt Romney's taxes, but to let everyone pay Romney's rate."

What national debt?

Where have you been? The debt only matters when it's being used as a rhetorical bludgeon against liberals and Democrats. Otherwise, it's full speed ahead on the deficit plundering.

Exactly. This is why Romney can talk about how much Obama spends, while biatching about defense cuts and medicare cuts. And claiming to be fiscally conservative.

See also: debt ceiling fight 3.0

yert

2012-01-18 05:24:03 PM

"right to the moon callista"

BSABSVR

2012-01-18 05:25:08 PM

"If Obama weren't Kenyan, I'd expect to see a foreskin in this general shape....."

Soup4Bonnie

2012-01-18 05:25:11 PM

I alone am best: However, they now have so called conservatives fighting about money.

Yes, it's the Democrats who pulling the strings at those Republican Super PACs.

Corvus

2012-01-18 05:25:48 PM

I alone am best: I will give it to democrats on this one. Usually I think they suck in general at politics. However, they now have so called conservatives fighting about money.

Democrats didn't do shiat. It was just the Republicans with their own stupid positions.

Philip Francis Queeg

2012-01-18 05:26:06 PM

"First she had her legs together like this, but then..."

jst3p

2012-01-18 05:28:08 PM

You want your wife and mistress to be like two parallel lines, never meeting.

whidbey

2012-01-18 05:28:59 PM

Thank You Black Jesus!

2012-01-18 05:35:21 PM

I love this thread as much as i hate newt

/plenty

aug3

2012-01-18 05:36:49 PM

so, Newt wants to raise my taxes to 15%

imnotadoctor

2012-01-18 05:53:32 PM

Just the type of decision maker we need at the helm!!! Yeah, he would definitely roast Obama in the debates. What an idiot.

I alone am best

2012-01-18 06:14:25 PM

Soup4Bonnie: I alone am best: However, they now have so called conservatives fighting about money.

Yes, it's the Democrats who pulling the strings at those Republican Super PACs.

Because republicans always want to be the one paying a higher tax rate?

Wyalt Derp

2012-01-18 06:53:53 PM

http://youtu.be/LaPHPQt91w8 (new window) - NSFW language

Soup4Bonnie

2012-01-18 07:04:56 PM

I alone am best: Because republicans always want to be the one paying a higher tax rate?

Lolpear says wut?

The Romney and Gingrich campaigns are at war. Why you think the Dems have fark all to do with this is beyond me.

pudding7

2012-01-18 07:06:44 PM

Who the hell pays 31% of their gross income in taxes? Nobody, that's who.

Newt is full of shiat.

PanicMan

2012-01-18 08:33:00 PM

pudding7: Who the hell pays 31% of their gross income in taxes? Nobody, that's who.

Newt is full of shiat.

Well, yeah.

erveek

2012-01-18 10:28:16 PM

Odd. "Bad investment" wasn't good enough when it was Solyndra.

o5iiawah

2012-01-18 10:41:11 PM

pudding7: Who the hell pays 31% of their gross income in taxes? Nobody, that's who.

Newt is full of shiat.

I pay close to 55% of my gross income in taxes when all is said and done. Not sure if 31 is supposed to be low or high according to your estimates

Thank You Black Jesus!

2012-01-18 11:09:15 PM

o5iiawah: pudding7: Who the hell pays 31% of their gross income in taxes? Nobody, that's who.

Newt is full of shiat.

I pay close to 55% of my gross income in taxes when all is said and done. Not sure if 31 is supposed to be low or high according to your estimates

Do you live in Sweden or do you have the world's worst accountant?

Gyrfalcon

2012-01-18 11:15:33 PM

pudding7: Who the hell pays 31% of their gross income in taxes? Nobody, that's who.

Newt is full of shiat.

My mom is at 34%, although she gets more back on her return. But that's what comes out of her check each month.

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