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(The Onion) Amusing Surely Drew won't green the onion horoscope   (theonion.com) divider line 14
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old_toole [TotalFark]
2012-01-18 02:24:04 PM
Nope he wouldn't.
But I'm glad the soon to be unemployed admin did because mine made me chuckle.

Slow day?
 
The-Brain
2012-01-18 02:29:08 PM
...but I don't remember Nov 19, 2005....
 
SuperChuck
2012-01-18 04:28:06 PM
Most people call them green onions but they're really scallions
 
The Southern Dandy
2012-01-18 04:30:14 PM
That horoscope is SOOOOO me.
 
GreatGlavinsGhost
2012-01-18 04:34:12 PM
My horoscope usually lies to me.
 
Contrabulous Flabtraption [TotalFark]
2012-01-18 04:41:12 PM
You know what's funny - Fark is just as good today with the allegedly "stupid" greenlights as it is any other day.
 
stevetherobot
2012-01-18 04:42:46 PM
Of course he will! And don't call him Shirley!
 
Mr Guy
2012-01-18 04:47:48 PM
Is this the Onion's SOPA article: Right v Wrong
 
The Onion is prophetic [TotalFark]
2012-01-18 05:04:37 PM
Did someone page me?
 
djtom37
2012-01-18 05:10:25 PM
2012-01-18 04:28:06 PM Stan Freberg FTW!!
 
Candygram for Mongo
2012-01-18 05:36:51 PM
The-Brain: ...but I don't remember Nov 19, 2005....

...and you won't remember Jan 18, 2012 either...
 
vegasj
2012-01-18 05:41:52 PM
He's not greening everything...

My "Chris Dodd can suck my cock" headline never made it through
 
Ambivalence [TotalFark]
2012-01-18 06:24:56 PM
I did not even know the Onion had horoscopes. Hilarious!
 
brianbankerus
2012-01-18 08:54:58 PM
vegasj: He's not greening everything...

My "Chris Dodd can suck my cock" headline never made it through

Well you forgot to label it NSFW. Nice shop though.
 
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