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tnpir
2012-01-18 02:16:12 PM
The HELL you say.
/most
//overrated
///player
////EVAR
/with possible exception of Joe Namath
Treygreen13
2012-01-18 02:36:01 PM
tnpir
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The HELL you say.
/most
//overrated
///player
////EVAR
/with possible exception of Joe Namath
Flappyhead
2012-01-18 02:40:33 PM
So Deion, what'll the settlement be? 10, 15 mil?
Gecko Gingrich
2012-01-18 02:41:21 PM
Actually, it's advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage.
Treygreen13
2012-01-18 02:43:53 PM
Flappyhead
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So Deion, what'll the settlement be? 10, 15 mil?
BOTH!
Adolf Oliver Nipples
2012-01-18 02:46:20 PM
I guess we know who got in her butt.
Yanks_RSJ
2012-01-18 02:51:17 PM
Well we know one thing for sure, it's not because of spousal abuse. Deion hasn't hit anything in his entire life.
vinnydoz007
2012-01-18 02:52:17 PM
Honestly, cant the argument be made, that she should have seen this coming? I mean. Its like marrying a midget and then citing the fact that hes short in the divorce proceedings.
Treygreen13
2012-01-18 02:53:05 PM
vinnydoz007
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Honestly, cant the argument be made, that she should have seen this coming? I mean. Its like marrying a midget and then citing the fact that hes short in the divorce proceedings.
You'd certainly think so. Or maybe she just wantstagetpaid
bhcompy
2012-01-18 02:54:04 PM
Yanks_RSJ
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Well we know one thing for sure, it's not because of spousal abuse. Deion hasn't hit anything in his entire life.
He wishes he had Bo Jackson's skills
Lt. Cheese Weasel
2012-01-18 02:54:55 PM
I was sympathetic to her until I read:
and to have their prenuptial agreement tossed out,
.
Sorry. You signed up for the dumbass tour. Not the plush tour, princess. Sit down and shut up and enjoy your ride on the dumbass tour.
Black_Lazerus
2012-01-18 02:55:39 PM
Yeah i would imagine a guy with the nickname "prime time" would suffer from "narcissistic personality disorder."
Cagey B
2012-01-18 02:59:36 PM
Black_Lazerus
:
Yeah i would imagine a guy with the nickname "prime time" would suffer from "narcissistic personality disorder."
Maybe she thought she was getting the relatively understated "Neon Deion" incarnation.
PluckYew
2012-01-18 03:00:39 PM
bhcompy
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Yanks_RSJ: Well we know one thing for sure, it's not because of spousal abuse. Deion hasn't hit anything in his entire life.
He wishes he had Bo Jackson's skills
Yeah but Bo wishes he had Deion's careers he's deservedly in the NFL HOF. Hated his personna but he had amazing skills.
WinoRhino
2012-01-18 03:04:41 PM
I'd imagine it is prime time for him to find a lawyer. Makes me wonder what happened to make her take the eraser to the marriage and hop on the bus. Perhaps the sweetness was gone from their lives. Maybe she wouldn't go to the refrigerator and get him a beer or night train when he asked for one (you just know he's not drinking the juice.) Regardless, she's nothing more than a galloping ghost at this point, moving them crazy legs of hers and getting the hell away from the freak.
R.A.Danny
2012-01-18 03:07:50 PM
WinoRhino
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I'd imagine it is prime time for him to find a lawyer. Makes me wonder what happened to make her take the eraser to the marriage and hop on the bus. Perhaps the sweetness was gone from their lives. Maybe she wouldn't go to the refrigerator and get him a beer or night train when he asked for one (you just know he's not drinking the juice.) Regardless, she's nothing more than a galloping ghost at this point, moving them crazy legs of hers and getting the hell away from the freak.
You should walk the plank for that.
A Fark Handle
2012-01-18 03:10:15 PM
yeah, but he sure could tackle...
ihatedumbpeople
2012-01-18 03:10:56 PM
Lt. Cheese Weasel
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I was sympathetic to her until I read: and to have their prenuptial agreement tossed out,.
Sorry. You signed up for the dumbass tour. Not the plush tour, princess. Sit down and shut up and enjoy your ride on the dumbass tour.
Exactly. If the roles were reversed, he'd have zero chance of getting it tossed.
Treygreen13
2012-01-18 03:11:48 PM
PluckYew
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bhcompy: Yanks_RSJ: Well we know one thing for sure, it's not because of spousal abuse. Deion hasn't hit anything in his entire life.
He wishes he had Bo Jackson's skills
Yeah but Bo wishes he had Deion's careers he's deservedly in the NFL HOF. Hated his personna but he had amazing skills.
Deion was just filthy. He had to actively try to get people to throw his way.
Not to mention that (when he played for the Cowboys) he'd lock down a receiver on 3rd down, go back and take the punt, and then line up at WR and catch a ball over the middle.
sotua
2012-01-18 03:13:08 PM
Stupid articles. "See pictures of: Deion Sanders". fark that, where's the "see pictures of Pilar"?
Yes sir, yes I would.
21-37-42
2012-01-18 03:13:44 PM
R.A.Danny
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WinoRhino: I'd imagine it is prime time for him to find a lawyer. Makes me wonder what happened to make her take the eraser to the marriage and hop on the bus. Perhaps the sweetness was gone from their lives. Maybe she wouldn't go to the refrigerator and get him a beer or night train when he asked for one (you just know he's not drinking the juice.) Regardless, she's nothing more than a galloping ghost at this point, moving them crazy legs of hers and getting the hell away from the freak.
You should walk the plank for that.
She should know that Deion doesn't drink anything but Orange Crush. She also better hope he doesn't hire a hitman (assassin)...
Just sayin...
Crewmannumber6
2012-01-18 03:24:33 PM
The sad thing is that if he were to play today he would be considered low key
Black_Lazerus
2012-01-18 03:27:04 PM
sotua
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Stupid articles. "See pictures of: Deion Sanders". fark that, where's the "see pictures of Pilar"?
[www.vibe.com image 357x460]
Yes sir, yes I would.
me too and twice in the morning
forgotmydamnusername
2012-01-18 03:33:48 PM
tnpir
:
The HELL you say.
/most
//overrated
///player
////EVAR
/with possible exception of Joe Namath
Whatever. Certainly not a complete player, and not consistently statistically spectacular. Know why? Because it was discovered that you just couldn't safely throw on him, so from his second year to about his 10th year in the NFL, opposing QBs often didn't bother. Nobody ever did pass coverage any better, although there are certainly a couple of others who have been equally good, and he was a pretty good return man. As a football player, as qualified as most of the others with a lump of bronze in Canton. As a human being, as a media personality? It's only a slight exaggeration to suggest that he should be killed.
lajotu
2012-01-18 04:01:50 PM
narcissistic personality disorder
Is that a valid disorder?
I might be eligible for some disability checks!!
Kinda like Sheila in Shameless.
forgotmydamnusername
2012-01-18 04:06:11 PM
lajotu
:
narcissistic personality disorder
Is that a valid disorder?
I might be eligible for some disability checks!!
Kinda like Sheila in Shameless.
I think it's still in the DSM, although IIRC, there was some talk of deleting it as a separate category and lumping it together with sociopathy.
matto22
2012-01-18 04:10:54 PM
HOP!
bhcompy
2012-01-18 04:19:44 PM
forgotmydamnusername
:
tnpir: The HELL you say.
/most
//overrated
///player
////EVAR
/with possible exception of Joe Namath
Whatever. Certainly not a complete player, and not consistently statistically spectacular. Know why? Because it was discovered that you just couldn't safely throw on him, so from his second year to about his 10th year in the NFL, opposing QBs often didn't bother. Nobody ever did pass coverage any better, although there are certainly a couple of others who have been equally good, and he was a pretty good return man. As a football player, as qualified as most of the others with a lump of bronze in Canton. As a human being, as a media personality? It's only a slight exaggeration to suggest that he should be killed.
I just don't understand why Deion is in the Hall of Fame while Tim Brown isn't. Equal caliber player. Did multiple roles very well. Not a hot dog. And stastically spectacular(slightly ahead, behind, or equal to Rice and Carter in most major categories)
Rwa2play
2012-01-18 04:28:45 PM
Treygreen13
:
tnpir: The HELL you say.
/most
//overrated
///player
////EVAR
/with possible exception of Joe Namath
[30.media.tumblr.com image 363x310]
No kidding. I mean, I'm sorry but Joe Namath gets a complete pass from being overrated.
You know, calling the Super Bowl for the Jets before it happens and all...
Rwa2play
2012-01-18 04:29:36 PM
Yanks_RSJ
:
Well we know one thing for sure, it's not because of spousal abuse. Deion hasn't hit anything in his entire life.
*golfclap*
/easy one but...
//fark that...well played brother!
Broadcastdave
2012-01-18 04:33:04 PM
bhcompy
:
forgotmydamnusername: tnpir: The HELL you say.
/most
//overrated
///player
////EVAR
/with possible exception of Joe Namath
Whatever. Certainly not a complete player, and not consistently statistically spectacular. Know why? Because it was discovered that you just couldn't safely throw on him, so from his second year to about his 10th year in the NFL, opposing QBs often didn't bother. Nobody ever did pass coverage any better, although there are certainly a couple of others who have been equally good, and he was a pretty good return man. As a football player, as qualified as most of the others with a lump of bronze in Canton. As a human being, as a media personality? It's only a slight exaggeration to suggest that he should be killed.
I just don't understand why Deion is in the Hall of Fame while Tim Brown isn't. Equal caliber player. Did multiple roles very well. Not a hot dog. And stastically spectacular(slightly ahead, behind, or equal to Rice and Carter in most major categories)
I hate the Raiders with all my heart, but Tim Brown does deserve a gold jacket. I personally believe their is a lack of respect for the AFC West when it comes to HOF voting. Atwater Gradishar and Mecklenburg are three Broncos that should be in.
Treygreen13
2012-01-18 04:34:03 PM
Rwa2play
:
Treygreen13: tnpir: The HELL you say.
/most
//overrated
///player
////EVAR
/with possible exception of Joe Namath
[30.media.tumblr.com image 363x310]
No kidding. I mean, I'm sorry but Joe Namath gets a complete pass from being overrated.
You know, calling the Super Bowl for the Jets before it happens and all...
Joe Namath was horribad.
MeatPopcicle
2012-01-18 04:39:50 PM
Must be the money.
forgotmydamnusername
2012-01-18 04:43:16 PM
bhcompy
:
forgotmydamnusername: tnpir: The HELL you say.
/most
//overrated
///player
////EVAR
/with possible exception of Joe Namath
Whatever. Certainly not a complete player, and not consistently statistically spectacular. Know why? Because it was discovered that you just couldn't safely throw on him, so from his second year to about his 10th year in the NFL, opposing QBs often didn't bother. Nobody ever did pass coverage any better, although there are certainly a couple of others who have been equally good, and he was a pretty good return man. As a football player, as qualified as most of the others with a lump of bronze in Canton. As a human being, as a media personality? It's only a slight exaggeration to suggest that he should be killed.
I just don't understand why Deion is in the Hall of Fame while Tim Brown isn't. Equal caliber player. Did multiple roles very well. Not a hot dog. And stastically spectacular(slightly ahead, behind, or equal to Rice and Carter in most major categories)
John Mackie essentially made possible the invention of the TE position as presently played. He didn't get in until his final year of eligibility. The HOF selection system makes, if possible, even less sense than the Pro Bowl selection system.
missiv
2012-01-18 05:01:56 PM
Did Deion's wife sign a pre-nup? She sure sounds like she did.
FormlessOne
2012-01-18 05:21:17 PM
Deion Sander's response? "Deion doesn't think that Deion has a personality problem - Deion is stunning as Deion is, frankly. Deion doesn't see a problem with that."
/and Bob Dole agrees!
Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus
2012-01-18 05:32:37 PM
Mind boggling
the biggest redneck here
2012-01-18 05:34:25 PM
Treygreen13
:
PluckYew: bhcompy: Yanks_RSJ: Well we know one thing for sure, it's not because of spousal abuse. Deion hasn't hit anything in his entire life.
He wishes he had Bo Jackson's skills
Yeah but Bo wishes he had Deion's careers he's deservedly in the NFL HOF. Hated his personna but he had amazing skills.
Deion was just filthy. He had to actively try to get people to throw his way.
Not to mention that (when he played for the Cowboys) he'd lock down a receiver on 3rd down, go back and take the punt, and then
line up at WR and catch a ball over the middle
.
Apparently you started smoking crack halfway through the last sentence and came back and finished the bold part. Neat trick, and your ability to type so well while so stoned is admirable.
Sure, the vast majority of opposition pass plays were to the other side of the field, but 90% of opposition run plays were aimed directly at where Sanders was supposed to be. Not sure what kind of real value that is.
/also, he SUCKED MAJOR DONKEY BALLS in D.C.
Treygreen13
2012-01-18 05:41:00 PM
the biggest redneck here
:
pparently you started smoking crack halfway through the last sentence and came back and finished the bold part. Neat trick, and your ability to type so well while so stoned is admirable.
I don't understand, are you implying that Deion Sanders did not play CB and WR in 1996 for the Dallas Cowboys, catching 36 passes for 475 yards and 1 touchdown?
But yeah, he was a poor tackler.
TheLopper
2012-01-18 05:42:31 PM
Broadcastdave
:
bhcompy: forgotmydamnusername: tnpir: The HELL you say.
/most
//overrated
///player
////EVAR
/with possible exception of Joe Namath
Whatever. Certainly not a complete player, and not consistently statistically spectacular. Know why? Because it was discovered that you just couldn't safely throw on him, so from his second year to about his 10th year in the NFL, opposing QBs often didn't bother. Nobody ever did pass coverage any better, although there are certainly a couple of others who have been equally good, and he was a pretty good return man. As a football player, as qualified as most of the others with a lump of bronze in Canton. As a human being, as a media personality? It's only a slight exaggeration to suggest that he should be killed.
I just don't understand why Deion is in the Hall of Fame while Tim Brown isn't. Equal caliber player. Did multiple roles very well. Not a hot dog. And stastically spectacular(slightly ahead, behind, or equal to Rice and Carter in most major categories)
I hate the Raiders with all my heart, but Tim Brown does deserve a gold jacket. I personally believe their is a lack of respect for the AFC West when it comes to HOF voting. Atwater Gradishar and Mecklenburg are three Broncos that should be in.
Atwater should have a special wing dedicated to that hit on the Nigerian Nightmare.
forgotmydamnusername
2012-01-18 06:02:40 PM
the biggest redneck here
:
Treygreen13: PluckYew: bhcompy: Yanks_RSJ: Well we know one thing for sure, it's not because of spousal abuse. Deion hasn't hit anything in his entire life.
He wishes he had Bo Jackson's skills
Yeah but Bo wishes he had Deion's careers he's deservedly in the NFL HOF. Hated his personna but he had amazing skills.
Deion was just filthy. He had to actively try to get people to throw his way.
Not to mention that (when he played for the Cowboys) he'd lock down a receiver on 3rd down, go back and take the punt, and then line up at WR and catch a ball over the middle.
Apparently you started smoking crack halfway through the last sentence and came back and finished the bold part. Neat trick, and your ability to type so well while so stoned is admirable.
Sure, the vast majority of opposition pass plays were to the other side of the field, but 90% of opposition run plays were aimed directly at where Sanders was supposed to be. Not sure what kind of real value that is.
/also, he SUCKED MAJOR DONKEY BALLS in D.C.
The year he played for the 49ers, they almost entirely shut down the pass, and went to the Super Bowl. Then he left for Dallas. There was a drop off in SF, and Dallas was in the Super Bowl. The guy made a definite difference. If your LBs are any good, the CB shouldn't be being run at, because the LB has blown the runner up before he's made the second level. Run support is icing on the cake. It's not the primary reason you pay a CB.
PluckYew
2012-01-18 07:03:58 PM
forgotmydamnusername
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the biggest redneck here: Treygreen13: PluckYew: bhcompy: Yanks_RSJ: Well we know one thing for sure, it's not because of spousal abuse. Deion hasn't hit anything in his entire life.
He wishes he had Bo Jackson's skills
Yeah but Bo wishes he had Deion's careers he's deservedly in the NFL HOF. Hated his personna but he had amazing skills.
Deion was just filthy. He had to actively try to get people to throw his way.
Not to mention that (when he played for the Cowboys) he'd lock down a receiver on 3rd down, go back and take the punt, and then line up at WR and catch a ball over the middle.
Apparently you started smoking crack halfway through the last sentence and came back and finished the bold part. Neat trick, and your ability to type so well while so stoned is admirable.
Sure, the vast majority of opposition pass plays were to the other side of the field, but 90% of opposition run plays were aimed directly at where Sanders was supposed to be. Not sure what kind of real value that is.
/also, he SUCKED MAJOR DONKEY BALLS in D.C.
The year he played for the 49ers, they almost entirely shut down the pass, and went to the Super Bowl. Then he left for Dallas. There was a drop off in SF, and Dallas was in the Super Bowl. The guy made a definite difference. If your LBs are any good, the CB shouldn't be being run at, because the LB has blown the runner up before he's made the second level. Run support is icing on the cake. It's not the primary reason you pay a CB.
While the Cowboys did win the Super Bowl in '95, the 49ers got old and Carmine Policy really didn't understand the implications of what he was trying to do. Policy's mismangement and Debartolo's guilty plea sunk the 49ers, until this year.
Magorn
2012-01-18 08:23:17 PM
the biggest redneck here
:
Treygreen13: PluckYew: bhcompy: Yanks_RSJ: Well we know one thing for sure, it's not because of spousal abuse. Deion hasn't hit anything in his entire life.
He wishes he had Bo Jackson's skills
Yeah but Bo wishes he had Deion's careers he's deservedly in the NFL HOF. Hated his personna but he had amazing skills.
Deion was just filthy. He had to actively try to get people to throw his way.
Not to mention that (when he played for the Cowboys) he'd lock down a receiver on 3rd down, go back and take the punt, and then line up at WR and catch a ball over the middle.
Apparently you started smoking crack halfway through the last sentence and came back and finished the bold part. Neat trick, and your ability to type so well while so stoned is admirable.
Sure, the vast majority of opposition pass plays were to the other side of the field, but 90% of opposition run plays were aimed directly at where Sanders was supposed to be. Not sure what kind of real value that is.
/also, he SUCKED MAJOR DONKEY BALLS in D.C.
Darrell Green > Deion Sanders
and fark you Deion, Fark you very much for taking Danny's $9 million and costing us Brian Mitchell's last and best years
forgotmydamnusername
2012-01-18 08:43:18 PM
Magorn
:
the biggest redneck here: Treygreen13: PluckYew: bhcompy: Yanks_RSJ: Well we know one thing for sure, it's not because of spousal abuse. Deion hasn't hit anything in his entire life.
He wishes he had Bo Jackson's skills
Yeah but Bo wishes he had Deion's careers he's deservedly in the NFL HOF. Hated his personna but he had amazing skills.
Deion was just filthy. He had to actively try to get people to throw his way.
Not to mention that (when he played for the Cowboys) he'd lock down a receiver on 3rd down, go back and take the punt, and then line up at WR and catch a ball over the middle.
Apparently you started smoking crack halfway through the last sentence and came back and finished the bold part. Neat trick, and your ability to type so well while so stoned is admirable.
Sure, the vast majority of opposition pass plays were to the other side of the field, but 90% of opposition run plays were aimed directly at where Sanders was supposed to be. Not sure what kind of real value that is.
/also, he SUCKED MAJOR DONKEY BALLS in D.C.
Darrell Green > Deion Sanders
and fark you Deion, Fark you very much for taking Danny's $9 million and costing us Brian Mitchell's last and best years
Snyder did his usual, and overpaid for a big name with skills that had begun to erode. With all the risks you take in that game, and how much pain you'll be in for the rest of your life from having played it at the NFL level, if somebody wants to hand you a big pile of cash because they're stupid, you'll smile and take it, if there's any way you think you can pass the physical.
forgotmydamnusername
2012-01-18 09:03:16 PM
PluckYew
:
While the Cowboys did win the Super Bowl in '95, the 49ers got old and Carmine Policy really didn't understand the implications of what he was trying to do. Policy's mismangement and Debartolo's guilty plea sunk the 49ers, until this year.
The 49ers didn't get so old and farked by the salary cap that they fell off the map until '99. The slippage in the defense in '95 wasn't a 2011 Indianapolis-style catastrophe, but the guy who replaced Deon Sanders wasn't as good, and neither was the overall defense. Coincidentally, they don't get to the Stupor Bowl the year after he leaves, and Dallas, where Deon went, does. It was the only major change to either team. Very suggestive.
Medical Toilet
2012-01-18 09:06:58 PM
Next thing you'll tell us is that Charles Nelson Reilly was gay.
tampaflacouple
2012-01-18 09:27:35 PM
If youplay several seasons of NFL football and come out of it unscathed, there can only be 2 reasons.
A> You never played a down.
or
B> You are deion sanders. Did he ever tackle anyone?
Harry_Seldon
2012-01-18 11:04:19 PM
Medical Toilet
:
Next thing you'll tell us is that Charles Nelson Reilly was gay.
How's that for a topper?
LucklessWonder
2012-01-19 12:50:46 AM
Best damn corner back of all time. All time!
/Deion who?
T.rex
2012-01-19 12:52:21 PM
SHE did not file for divorce. He did. This is just her rebuttal.
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