FARK.com: (6885984) Today I realized that I've been pretty much an asshole my entire life, and I am ready to change. Any suggestions?

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homeschooled

2012-01-18 01:10:44 PM

Stop being an asshole.

Harv72b

2012-01-18 01:11:00 PM

Stick with what got you here.

Kingly Weevil

2012-01-18 01:11:02 PM

Don't change. Embrace the darkside.

mcsiegs

2012-01-18 01:11:02 PM

For one thing, leave TFD. This place isn't exactly a cure for asshole

Mr. Fuzzypaws

2012-01-18 01:11:03 PM

homeschooled: Stop being an asshole.

single entendre

2012-01-18 01:11:38 PM

Do we get to guess who this is?

Ponzholio

2012-01-18 01:12:42 PM

single entendre: Do we get to guess who this is?

My guess is moderator

netweavr

2012-01-18 01:12:51 PM

Move to California.

Tziva

2012-01-18 01:12:56 PM

We can't help you. "Not being an asshole" is not something any of us are especially good at.

Okay, except maybe jadeblue.

mcsiegs

2012-01-18 01:13:28 PM

single entendre: Do we get to guess who this is?

Wouldn't it be funny if it was like cackylacky or something?

Timanous

2012-01-18 01:14:22 PM

It's not that hard to have manners and treat people with respect.

The first step is start abusing yourself ritually with a Teddy Ruxpin, a jar of Elmer's Posterboard Paste, and 1" binder clips.

professorkowalski

2012-01-18 01:15:34 PM

I'm not an asshole, I just don't like minorities.

Wendy's Chili

2012-01-18 01:15:36 PM

homeschooled: Stop being an asshole.

You love it.

/subby

KingoftheCheese

2012-01-18 01:15:44 PM

Why is this green? The liters already know we are all assholes.

Tziva

2012-01-18 01:15:46 PM

....Oh, he's awake again.

kwame

2012-01-18 01:16:01 PM

single entendre: Do we get to guess who this is?

Oh, I bet I know.

what_now

2012-01-18 01:16:04 PM

I really hate today on Fark.

Mr. Fuzzypaws

2012-01-18 01:16:05 PM

Bravo, Admin, bra-f*cking-o.

vernterv

2012-01-18 01:16:11 PM

I love how they green lit this one. OMG - DID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT WIKIPEDIA IS DOWN??

basemetal

2012-01-18 01:16:11 PM

One day at a time.

/sweet Jesus

Goimir

2012-01-18 01:16:18 PM

mcsiegs: For one thing, leave TFD. This place isn't exactly a cure for asshole

The thread is leaving TFD, so that'll help.

mcsiegs

2012-01-18 01:16:19 PM

Wendy's Chili: homeschooled: Stop being an asshole.

You love it.

/subby

I think I see what you did there

Solty Dog

2012-01-18 01:16:31 PM

Stop being Republican.

Tziva

2012-01-18 01:16:38 PM

KingoftheCheese: Why is this green? The liters already know we are all assholes.

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HoboCop

2012-01-18 01:16:49 PM

You might consider becoming a vagina.

GaidinBDJ

2012-01-18 01:16:50 PM

Read every bit of advice in this thread, ignore half of it, and follow the other half unerringly.

Awesome

2012-01-18 01:17:03 PM

homeschooled: Stop being an asshole.

Done in one.

Shaggydum80

2012-01-18 01:17:09 PM

KingoftheCheese: Why is this green? The liters already know we are all assholes.

I was just noticing that threads here are getting greened. Maybe a somewhat slow mainpage day with all of the blackouts?

Mirrorz

2012-01-18 01:17:09 PM

Subby?

ami5000

2012-01-18 01:17:11 PM

Be more of an asshole.

Shostie

2012-01-18 01:17:14 PM

Dammit. You green this one and not my fake kid's art thread?

basemetal

2012-01-18 01:17:16 PM

Oh boy, this will bring em out of the wood work.

kimwim

2012-01-18 01:17:19 PM

Drop out of the race, Mittens.

msk

2012-01-18 01:17:20 PM

first my PARODY thread gets greenlit, now this. what the hell is going on? Who are you people? WHY ARE YOU EATING THAT DOG?

feckingmorons

2012-01-18 01:17:23 PM

homeschooled: Stop being an asshole.

Mr. Fuzzypaws: homeschooled: Stop being an asshole.

I have to concur with my learned colleagues.

mcsiegs

2012-01-18 01:17:24 PM

Well, Drew, you could always stop drinking.

Alpha Sierra Foxtrot

2012-01-18 01:17:28 PM

homeschooled: Stop being an asshole.

It's bad enough when someone makes the exact comment I wanted to make, but as the very first in a thread? I need to learn to be more creative. Can we talk about that instead?

Tziva: We can't help you. "Not being an asshole" is not something any of us are especially good at.

Okay, except maybe jadeblue.

Hey!

Harv72b

2012-01-18 01:17:38 PM

HoboCop: You might consider becoming a vagina.

Oh, I'm sorry! We were looking for "spleen". Spleen.

imapirate

2012-01-18 01:17:49 PM

Post a pic of your asshole in the thread.

sugarhi

2012-01-18 01:18:02 PM

Good luck!!!

NikkiPoooo

2012-01-18 01:18:06 PM

I went to a concert once where the singer said "I went to AA for awhile, until I realized that I wasn't really an alcoholic, I was just an asshole".

WI241TH

2012-01-18 01:18:26 PM

Punch fewer people in the throat

atlfarkette

2012-01-18 01:18:37 PM

chicks dig assholes

res_nihil

2012-01-18 01:18:48 PM

Alpha Sierra Foxtrot

2012-01-18 01:18:51 PM

single entendre: Do we get to guess who this is?

Moderator, if enough people guess correctly, will you confirm it?

Then we can tailor our advice.

MissFeasance

2012-01-18 01:19:03 PM

Submitter here.

Each of you answered my question and thanks. It's a shame many of you need to reflect on my intelligence. Show some class, for once. There's no such thing as a stupid question, but I'm sorry I asked this one.

To those who sincerely care about my problem, I applaud you. You know who you are.

Shaggydum80

2012-01-18 01:19:08 PM

homeschooled: Stop being an asshole.

I was actually going to use the "smart" button for the first time and realized it's not there. Is this some bizarro thread?

sarahthustra

2012-01-18 01:19:09 PM

Tziva

2012-01-18 01:19:12 PM

Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: Tziva: We can't help you. "Not being an asshole" is not something any of us are especially good at.

Okay, except maybe jadeblue.

Hey!

Oh, sorry, I figured people were on to you by now.

/flee

Lucky LaRue

2012-01-18 01:19:15 PM

imapirate: Post a pic of your asshole in the thread.

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