I'd say this was Tebow's one and only shot at the playoffs. Next year every defense is going to shutdown the read option just like they did to Miami's wildcat. Tebow will get blown up by a linebacker running at full speed. His lungs will collapse, smothering him before he even releases that he's been paralyzed. He will die a virgin only to find out that the Jehovah Witnesses were right, all 144,000 chosen people have already been accounted for, and Tebow will burn in hell for eternity. Realizing this, he renounces Jesus Christ and then makes a deal with the devil. Nine months later, Gisele Bündchen gives birth to Tom Brady's son, who emerges from the womb in the Tebow position. Brady, revolted, sells the child and drowns Gisele for betraying him. That's when the story really begins.

I thought maybe a harlot cut his hair and he lost his super powers.

Are people ready to do a "just don't look" campaign on Tebow yet? It seemed to kinda work on Palin...

Pfft, Romo had worse and still won the game.

"And Tebow wept." - Brady 45:10

Then he took an arrow to the knee.

Dumbass? I learned from Fark (Cutler, January 2011) that players are giant pussies if they can't play through pain. I guess different rules apply to religious people here.

/tag for trollmitter?

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Playoff wins:

Romo 1, Tebow 1

Good thing football's not a team sport or anything.

_{/ why am I defending the Cowboys?}

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Good thing football's not a team sport or anything.

/ why am I defending the Cowboys?

It seems to me you're defending Romo by blaming the rest of the Cowboys.

Hey, any time you have the opportunity to jack a thread off of the Tebow subject, you have to take it.

Yes, I'm comfortable with that sentence.

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Good thing football's not a team sport or anything.

/ why am I defending the Cowboys?

It seems to me you're defending Romo by blaming the rest of the Cowboys.

Fair enough. So I'm still okay to say "f*ck the Cowboys" like a Real American^TM?

Tebow plays hurt - let's spend 15 minutes with Adam Schefter to break it down on SportsCenter.

Any other player plays hurt - meh.

/sick of this shiat

He won't need surgery, is expected to make a full recovery with some down time and his offseason training program shouldn't be affected in any way.

ESPN first reported Wednesday that Tebow got hurt on a third-quarter tackle, then had trouble sleeping because of the pain and underwent an MRI on his chest Monday.

So he got some bruising in the third quarter when the game was already over? Wow, someone give him a medal.

spentmiles: I'd say this was Tebow's one and only shot at the playoffs. Next year every defense is going to shutdown the read option just like they did to Miami's wildcat. Tebow will get blown up by a linebacker running at full speed. His lungs will collapse, smothering him before he even releases that he's been paralyzed. He will die a virgin only to find out that the Jehovah Witnesses were right, all 144,000 chosen people have already been accounted for, and Tebow will burn in hell for eternity. Realizing this, he renounces Jesus Christ and then makes a deal with the devil. Nine months later, Gisele Bündchen gives birth to Tom Brady's son, who emerges from the womb in the Tebow position. Brady, revolted, sells the child and drowns Gisele for betraying him. That's when the story really begins.

Coming Summer 2015, if there is a god

skrame: Dumbass? I learned from Fark (Cutler, January 2011) that players are giant pussies if they can't play through pain. I guess different rules apply to religious people here.

/tag for trollmitter?

Came here to say this...not sure why the dumbass.

Yanks_RSJ: Tebow plays hurt - let's spend 15 minutes with Adam Schefter to break it down on SportsCenter.

Any other player plays hurt - meh.

/sick of this shiat

How long do you think they will they talk about Brady's sore elbow after the Patriots lose to the Ravens?

Seriously though, Romo is a good quarterback. In 2 years he'll be the #1 FA on the market if the Cowboys don't franchise his ass.

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Fat good it did for him - Brees at least made the playoffs.

/my QB isn't even on the list
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Fat good it did for him - Brees at least made the playoffs.

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Fat good it did for Brees - Romo at least beat the 49ers.

spentmiles: I'd say this was Tebow's one and only shot at the playoffs. Next year every defense is going to shutdown the read option just like they did to Miami's wildcat. Tebow will get blown up by a linebacker running at full speed. His lungs will collapse, smothering him before he even releases that he's been paralyzed. He will die a virgin only to find out that the Jehovah Witnesses were right, all 144,000 chosen people have already been accounted for, and Tebow will burn in hell for eternity. Realizing this, he renounces Jesus Christ and then makes a deal with the devil. Nine months later, Gisele Bündchen gives birth to Tom Brady's son, who emerges from the womb in the Tebow position. Brady, revolted, sells the child and drowns Gisele for betraying him. That's when the story really begins.

I'm betting you are wrong. Tebow Reborn's first mission would be to make the playoffs again to prove everybody wrong. He'd probably make the SB, no show and remote activate a hidden nuke under the field, and be the SB champ by default.

He won't need surgery, is expected to make a full recovery with some down time and his offseason training program shouldn't be affected in any way.

Sounds like BS excuses used to keep Tebowmania alive.

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Fat good it did for him - Brees at least made the playoffs.

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Fat good it did for Brees - Romo at least beat the 49ers.

I'll take losing in the Divisional playoffs over finishing third in my division, thankyouverymuch.

Treygreen13: And when I post a picture of him, nobody says "lol last in the division scrub".

I wonder if he will ever play again?

mikaloyd: Treygreen13: And when I post a picture of him, nobody says "lol last in the division scrub".

I wonder if he will ever play again?

Doubt it, he's at the end of his shelf-life and took a career crippling injury.

Yanks_RSJ: Tebow plays hurt - let's spend 15 minutes with Adam Schefter to break it down on SportsCenter.

Any other player plays hurt - meh.

/sick of this shiat

We heard all about the Walking Dead (aka the Pittsburgh Steelers) non-stop for an entire week.

I mean he might "come back" but I doubt he's the same guy. It'll be like when TO plays nowadays.

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Fat good it did for Brees - Romo at least beat the 49ers.

I'll take losing in the Divisional playoffs over finishing third in my division, thankyouverymuch.

This is the last thing I'll be posting to you.

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This is Adrian Peterson. He is 6'1", 220 pounds of sheer terror. He is one of the most frightening running backs to ever play the game, and statistically he is one of the best RBs in the entire league. If you were playing backyard football and were allowed to take anybody on the planet to play RB for you, you'd take him. One time he literally ran back in time to punch Hitler in the face. He is stupid-retarded good. And his team went 3-13 and finished last in their division.

And when I post a picture of him, nobody says "lol last in the division scrub".

No, we say "Running backs with over 1500 carries tend to break down". AP has just cracked 1400 in his 5th and he missed 1/4 of that due to injury.

I don't care if he's the best quarterback to ever play the game, that's exactly why he (or any other quarterback who runs an offense like that) will never have a long career in the NFL. They will get hurt. Often.

Hate him for whatever other reason you like, but that's the only fact that should really matter amid all the rest of the noise. That's why they don't run the option in the NFL.

birchman: I don't care if he's the best quarterback to ever play the game, that's exactly why he (or any other quarterback who runs an offense like that) will never have a long career in the NFL. They will get hurt. Often.

Hate him for whatever other reason you like, but that's the only fact that should really matter amid all the rest of the noise. That's why they don't run the option in the NFL.

You mean there's a reason the successful teams don't try to run stupid gimmick offenses? No way!

Mattyb710: birchman: I don't care if he's the best quarterback to ever play the game, that's exactly why he (or any other quarterback who runs an offense like that) will never have a long career in the NFL. They will get hurt. Often.

Hate him for whatever other reason you like, but that's the only fact that should really matter amid all the rest of the noise. That's why they don't run the option in the NFL.

You mean there's a reason the successful teams don't try to run stupid gimmick offenses? No way!

Yeah. That stupid gimmick "West Coast Offense" is never going to work.

Point is, every innovation is a gimmick until it works. The option will not be a long-term successful offense only because QBs command so much money, not because it doesn't work.