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If we can somehow squeeze in a thread NOT relating to blackouts and SOPA and PIPA (dang, she's cute...), who is/was your favorite "Law and Order" character? Mine was Lenny. I would have liked to have a beer with him
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Shostie
2012-01-18 12:34:09 PM
Jack McCoy, motherf*ckers!
A Terrible Human
2012-01-18 12:35:54 PM
Lenny and Jack. Seems like you could have a drink or two and listen to some interesting stories. Hmm funny I can't recall most of the female Assistant DA's by name.
Tumb tack
2012-01-18 12:37:18 PM
Jill Hennesy..
Car_Ramrod
2012-01-18 12:37:34 PM
A Terrible Human
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Lenny and Jack. Seems like you could have a drink or two and listen to some interesting stories. Hmm funny I can't recall most of the female Assistant DA's by name.
This is the correct answer. They were simply the best.
Though I do like Ed Green, too.
Quasar
2012-01-18 12:37:49 PM
The answer is always Stabler.
Tumb tack
2012-01-18 12:38:18 PM
or was it Angie Harmon..
Car_Ramrod
2012-01-18 12:39:07 PM
Tumb tack
:
Jill Hennesy..
I was partial to Angie Harmon. That raspy voice was good stuff.
A Terrible Human
2012-01-18 12:39:19 PM
Quasar
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The answer is always Stabler.
I thought this was about the original Law and Order. If it's about SVU then Stabler Casey would be my pick.
Shakespeare's Monkey
2012-01-18 12:41:19 PM
Goren.
Quasar
2012-01-18 12:42:04 PM
A Terrible Human
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Quasar: The answer is always Stabler.
I thought this was about the original Law and Order. If it's about SVU then Stabler Casey would be my pick.
Even if it's about the original, it's still Stabler because Stabler.
Aar1012
2012-01-18 12:42:44 PM
Who was the chick that was the ADA and was suddenly a lesbian when they fired her?
/Beers with Jack McCoy, Fred Thompson, and Lennie Brisco
mahuika
2012-01-18 12:42:46 PM
A fictional person's sobriety is a pretty minor thing to troll about, so I can't tell if you're a huge fan waiting for someone to pick up on the reference, or a sincere person who never saw any of the episodes dealing with Lenny's alcoholism.
Wendy's Chili
2012-01-18 12:42:48 PM
Lenny was an alcoholic, assholemitter.
loveblondieo
2012-01-18 12:44:27 PM
Lenny was great and quick witted.
For eye candy, I prefer
Alpha Sierra Foxtrot
2012-01-18 12:45:38 PM
No love for Detective Munch? For shame. I'd listen to his conspiracy theories all the day.
A Terrible Human
2012-01-18 12:46:04 PM
mahuika
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A fictional person's sobriety is a pretty minor thing to troll about, so I can't tell if you're a huge fan waiting for someone to pick up on the reference, or a sincere person who never saw any of the episodes dealing with Lenny's alcoholism.
I know he was an alcoholic but shiat I could still drink with Jack and buy Lenny something non alcoholic.
Quasar
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Even if it's about the original, it's still Stabler because Stabler.
His character is fantastic. Didn't quite care for how they wrote him out of the show though.
donuettes
2012-01-18 12:47:09 PM
Ice T is the best.
serial_crusher
2012-01-18 12:47:43 PM
My favorite bad guy was the dude on SVU who went on a rape fantasy web site and pretended to be his ex-girlfriend, invited some dude over to her house for a little surprise buttsecks.
Bonus: I think it was Fred Savage, all grown up.
Alpha Sierra Foxtrot
2012-01-18 12:55:42 PM
serial_crusher
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My favorite bad guy was the dude on SVU who went on a rape fantasy web site and pretended to be his ex-girlfriend, invited some dude over to her house for a little surprise buttsecks.
Bonus: I think it was Fred Savage, all grown up.
The IMDB summary says this about his episode:
After arresting a man accused of raping several neighborhood women, Detectives Benson and Stabler attempt to obtain an indictment for their suspect with the help of a key eyewitness--his last victim. However, the suspect's decision to handle his own defense casts some doubt over the trial's outcome as he proves to be a formidable opponent for ADA Cabot.
kwame
2012-01-18 01:14:30 PM
She was the sh*t.
Bukharin
2012-01-18 01:15:02 PM
Tumb tack
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Jill Hennesy..
Quasar
2012-01-18 01:15:20 PM
A Terrible Human
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Quasar: Even if it's about the original, it's still Stabler because Stabler.
His character is fantastic. Didn't quite care for how they wrote him out of the show though.
I don't know if you've ever watched Scrubs, but Christopher Meloni was in one episode as a pediatrician and it was outstanding. My favorite one apart from Brendan Fraser and Heather Graham.
Third In Line
2012-01-18 01:16:12 PM
So, random threads are being greened today?
what_now
2012-01-18 01:20:00 PM
I think I'd like to hang with the guy that was in the super old school episodes, but then went batshiat crazy and started to write articles in World Net Daily about how Janet Reno had a personal vendetta against him.
I keep trying to figure out that dude's name, but the internet went on strike.
festus
2012-01-18 01:21:06 PM
Car_Ramrod
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Tumb tack: Jill Hennesy..
I was partial to Angie Harmon. That raspy voice was good stuff.
I'm a sucker for tall-ish brunettes. Always liked her but thought she needed to eat a sammich or five.
Lately on her new show Rizzoli and Isles, it seems she has gotten a touch curvier, and, has grown a magnificent set of gazongas. They may or may not be fake, but I don't care.
/also, Jill Hennessey
Bukharin
2012-01-18 01:22:59 PM
festus
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/also, Jill Hennessey
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat
2012-01-18 01:31:28 PM
No love for John Munch?
eas81
2012-01-18 01:32:55 PM
/Rizzoli
simplicimus
2012-01-18 01:38:31 PM
I been a Dennis Farina fan for a while, no matter what show or movie he's in.
eire_irie
2012-01-18 01:45:20 PM
what_now
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I think I'd like to hang with the guy that was in the super old school episodes, but then went batshiat crazy and started to write articles in World Net Daily about how Janet Reno had a personal vendetta against him.
I keep trying to figure out that dude's name, but the internet went on strike.
Michael Moriarty - Ben Stone
I've caught a lot of the early episodes lately. Sorvino was outstanding.
Paris1127
2012-01-18 01:53:18 PM
Aar1012
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Who was the chick that was the ADA and was suddenly a lesbian when they fired her?
/Beers with Jack McCoy, Fred Thompson, and Lennie Brisco
You're thinking of Southerlyn. Also, +1 for being the only person in the thread who knows that it's spelled "Lennie."
/-1 for spelling Briscoe "Brisco"
/I'd go with Jack McCoy, Lennie Briscoe, Anita Van Buren and Adam Schiff myself...
eire_irie
2012-01-18 01:56:33 PM
The best
" She gets overturned anymore, she'll be walking upside down."
Demetrius
2012-01-18 01:57:46 PM
Squiggy was funnier.
/HELLLLLLOOOOOOO!
KoalaFace
2012-01-18 02:06:31 PM
Car_Ramrod
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A Terrible Human: Lenny and Jack. Seems like you could have a drink or two and listen to some interesting stories. Hmm funny I can't recall most of the female Assistant DA's by name.
This is the correct answer. They were simply the best.
Ditto. I was so sad when Jerry Orbach died
Mugato
2012-01-18 02:08:42 PM
Never saw it. But the best character in any of these type of shows is
A Fark Handle
2012-01-18 02:10:52 PM
this guy?
nah, i would want a drink with mccoy (bet he's got some stock tips). and of course adam schiff too. and
chatting up
farking any of mccoy's female assistants would be fun too. my fav:
/and don't forget mr big. he punched a dude.
serial_crusher
2012-01-18 02:25:22 PM
Alpha Sierra Foxtrot
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serial_crusher: My favorite bad guy was the dude on SVU who went on a rape fantasy web site and pretended to be his ex-girlfriend, invited some dude over to her house for a little surprise buttsecks.
Bonus: I think it was Fred Savage, all grown up.
The IMDB summary says this about his episode:
After arresting a man accused of raping several neighborhood women, Detectives Benson and Stabler attempt to obtain an indictment for their suspect with the help of a key eyewitness--his last victim. However, the suspect's decision to handle his own defense casts some doubt over the trial's outcome as he proves to be a formidable opponent for ADA Cabot.
That's right. That was a different episode, but Fred Savage still made a pretty creepy bad guy.
Liberties
was the episode I was looking for. Jon Patrick Walker (never heard of him) played the bad guy.
Captain_Ballbeard
2012-01-18 03:08:49 PM
That Peter Pan detective.
PanicMan
2012-01-18 03:10:57 PM
Mugato
:
Never saw it. But the best character in any of these type of shows is
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She's probably the most realistic: a lab weenie that actually stays in the lab.
But the best has to be Ice T. Because he once was a kangaroo.
birchman
2012-01-18 03:11:27 PM
When I got my first good paying job out of college, I went and bought the biggest TV I could find. I named it Lenny, after Detective Lenny Briscoe.
indylaw
2012-01-18 03:12:04 PM
Lenny. No question.
aquigley
2012-01-18 03:12:11 PM
My favorite Law & Order character was the one that was there for a really long time, then all of a sudden disappeared from the main credits.
Once everyone noticed that character was
totally gone
, someone stepped up and made sure he got put
totally back
into the main credits.
Craptastic
2012-01-18 03:13:16 PM
Jack McCoy because he will protect me from robots who want to steal my meds.
Angie Harmon because...well LOOK at her!
Hillbilly Jim
2012-01-18 03:13:46 PM
Hands down Logan
HaywoodJablonski
2012-01-18 03:16:32 PM
People actually watched this show. Huh. Wow
JackieRabbit
2012-01-18 03:17:08 PM
When will this greenlight everything be over?
/never watch Law and Order, so I got nothing...
TheMorgothPit
2012-01-18 03:17:34 PM
I know some people who named a pipe Jerry Orbake after the late great.
Crotchrocket Slim
2012-01-18 03:17:57 PM
I think Lennie is probably one of the best characters on his own that show has produced, but overall I think the final cast had some of the better chemistry post-Orbach. In the very least let's give Connie some credit for dealing with Cutter's scumbaggery and everyone completely lampshading how model-hot she was (note: after they figured the character out I thought de la Garza actually did justify her being on the show, especially that ep where she gets roped into providing that one twerp's defense counsel).
MadMonk
2012-01-18 03:18:28 PM
I loved the fact they had a couple of scenes of Lenny playing pool because that guy could actually play like a pro.
Needlessly Complicated
2012-01-18 03:19:37 PM
Anita Van Buren and Munch and also the blonde chick
kwame
mentioned.
/I also like saying the name "Mariska Hargitay"
//People also like saying "salsa"
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