Chuck Norris sucks dick for cab fare and then walks home.

Who farks the language? Honestly

I thought it was R because they vaporized people with shotguns

"Sure, I'll be in an action movie where people are shot, stabbed, drowned, have their necks broken, puppies slaughtered, kitten lit afire, and grandmothers have crowbars jammed through their eye sockets, BUT NOT IF THERE IS FOWL LANGUAGE!!!! AND THERE BETTER BE AT LEAST 4 REFERENCES TO GOD, SARAH PALIN AND JESUS EVERY MINUTE, OR I WILL KILL YOUR CHILDREN!!"

Up yours Chuck. Randy Couture is five times the martial artist you are, and ten times the actor.

RoxtarRyan: "Sure, I'll be in an action movie where people are shot, stabbed, drowned, have their necks broken, puppies slaughtered, kitten lit afire, and grandmothers have crowbars jammed through their eye sockets, BUT NOT IF THERE IS FOWL LANGUAGE!!!! AND THERE BETTER BE AT LEAST 4 REFERENCES TO GOD, SARAH PALIN AND JESUS EVERY MINUTE, OR I WILL KILL ROUNDHOUSE KICK YOUR CHILDREN!!"

It is Chuck Norris, after all.

Examples of fowl language: "I'll kill you mothercluckers!" "Check out my pecker." and "The chirp's about to hit the fan!"

I'm not really sure why he thinks 'young people' should be able to watch the Expendables or its sequel.

Having seen part 1 I can guarantee I will never know if part two has bad language or not.

RoxtarRyan: "Sure, I'll be in an action movie where people are shot, stabbed, drowned, have their necks broken, puppies slaughtered, kitten lit afire, and grandmothers have crowbars jammed through their eye sockets, BUT NOT IF THERE IS FOWL LANGUAGE!!!! AND THERE BETTER BE AT LEAST 4 REFERENCES TO GOD, SARAH PALIN AND JESUS EVERY MINUTE, OR I WILL KILL YOUR CHILDREN!!"

meh not a big deal to me. All he said was that he didn't want to be in a movie with swearing. It's the guys who are behind the movie that made the choice to accomodate his request.

Chuck Norris: Protecting the sanctity of marriage from gays while having bastards and divorces since 1963. Farking hypocrite if I was going to see Expendables 2 before I sure won't now.

They should have gotten Michael Beine to be in it instead.

So then leave him out. Fark him. The first one sucked anyway, why kowtow to some religious nut and make a sequel even crappier than it would have been? Just leave him out.

One Bad Apple: Chuck Norris sucks dick for cab fare and then walks home.

LOL. I'm stealing this.

The Expendables II: Gomer Pyle

/Well Golly!

I fell asleep during the first one. No idea how the hell they managed to make an action movie that boring.

Drive a six-inch spike through a woman: R
Drive a six-inch penis through a woman: X
Drive a six-inch spike through a board with your penis: Deborah Foreman.

Yippee kai yay mother fathers

Screw you guys I'm seeing it anyway.

Chuck Norris's thoughts cause cancer. Fortunately, Chuck Norris has never had a thought.


/"Hand ME the keys, you fairy godmother."

Will it have dialogue that's both audible and coherent this time?

palelizard: RoxtarRyan: "Sure, I'll be in an action movie where people are shot, stabbed, drowned, have their necks broken, puppies slaughtered, kitten lit afire, and grandmothers have crowbars jammed through their eye sockets, BUT NOT IF THERE IS FOWL LANGUAGE!!!! AND THERE BETTER BE AT LEAST 4 REFERENCES TO GOD, SARAH PALIN AND JESUS EVERY MINUTE, OR I WILL KILL ROUNDHOUSE KICK YOUR CHILDREN!!"

It is Chuck Norris, after all.

Examples of fowl language: "I'll kill you mothercluckers!" "Check out my pecker." and "The chirp's about to hit the fan!"

I'm not really sure why he thinks 'young people' should be able to watch the Expendables or its sequel.

Both of these are examples of real foul language.

Wellon Dowd: Drive a six-inch spike through a woman: R
Drive a six-inch penis through a woman: X
Drive a six-inch spike through a board with your penis: Deborah Foreman.

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A girl's gotta have her standards.

Evil Kirk vs Bad Ash: They should have gotten Michael Beine to be in it instead.

YES! It has been too long since I have seen him on the big screen.

Apos: Contrabulous Flabtraption: I bet this isn't true, despite what collider.com reports.

Considering that Norris has always been a man of few words-and even fewer expletives-it's highly likely.

Wat? Not when it comes to WND

"Will now" and "could be" are things that mean different things subby.

That coward David Lopan: Both of these are examples of real foul language.

One of those flew right over your head.

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then swallows.

Evil Kirk vs Bad Ash: They should have gotten Michael Beine to be in it instead.



Sees what you did there.

Even if this is true, which I doubt, they probably planned to make it PG-13 regardless because the film caters to the teenage male market. An R rating cuts out like half of their intended audience.

Lsherm: Even if this is true, which I doubt, they probably planned to make it PG-13 regardless because the film caters to the teenage male market. An R rating cuts out like half of their intended audience.

I can't imagine anyone who wasn't already a teen in the 80s wanting to see an Expendables movie...

Lsherm: Even if this is true, which I doubt, they probably planned to make it PG-13 regardless because the film caters to the teenage male market. An R rating cuts out like half of their intended audience.

They tried to cut a PG-13 version of the first one before it was released. It bombed with test audiences. That's why I don't quite buy this story about Chuck Norris. Chuck doesn't have anything close to that kind of pull in Hollywood.

Mugato: Unsung_Hero: I can't imagine anyone who wasn't already a teen in the 80s wanting to see an Expendables movie...

"Dad, why are those old people trying to pretend that they're Vin Diesel? Aren't they late for pudding time at the home?"

I actually kind of prefered 'R.E.D.'...

Unsung_Hero: Lsherm: Even if this is true, which I doubt, they probably planned to make it PG-13 regardless because the film caters to the teenage male market. An R rating cuts out like half of their intended audience.

I can't imagine anyone who wasn't already a teen in the 80s wanting to see an Expendables movie...

The first one scored pretty high with my nephews, and neither of them are over the age of 16.

/note to self - ask nephews how old they are.
//terrible uncle

jackandwater: Evil Kirk vs Bad Ash: They should have gotten Michael Beine to be in it instead.

YES! It has been too long since I have seen him on the big screen.

Have you seen the trailer for the Divide?
Link

Got excited at first glance in TFA, thought I saw Roddy Piper listed. Left disappointed.

/All out of bubblegum

Chuck... your BS is no longer bulletproof.
/old meme is obsolete

Oysterman: I thought it was R because they vaporized people with shotguns

That kind of thing these days is what we call a PG rating.

Saying "shiat" once will also get a PG rating.
Saying "fark" once or twice gets a PG-13 rating.
Saying "fark" more than twice gets an R rating.
Showing a small hint of female areola or more gets you an R rating, public condemnation from crazy nutbars, and later UBER-BANNED.