FARK.com: (6885781) I will not be submitting a link today, because I don't want to participate in this shameful and desperate display of greenlight greed

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(Some Hero)		I will not be submitting a link today, because I don't want to participate in this shameful and desperate display of greenlight greed (urbandictionary.com)		25
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Madbassist1

2012-01-18 03:15:22 PM

I am not posting in this thread, which would be supporting this shameful and desperate display of...awww shiat...

cgraves67

2012-01-18 03:17:00 PM

3. You were actually serious but since that person took what you said offensively you cover it up by saying "just kidding"

My wife has a friend who is an idiot. When she says something stupid and everyone rolls their eyes at her, she follows it up with "Just Kidding" like it magically turns it into a joke.

DeadBaby

2012-01-18 03:17:01 PM

I can't read this because Fark is whited-out today. I'll come by tomorrow and check it out. Also, this comment.

/that is all

Captain Oates

2012-01-18 03:17:13 PM

Misch

2012-01-18 03:19:34 PM

APPROVES:

/hotlinked

busy chillin'

2012-01-18 03:19:58 PM

cryinoutloud

2012-01-18 03:22:01 PM

That's right. My greenlights are earned.

/or just randomly picked, who knows?

Spoon over Marin

2012-01-18 03:22:48 PM

I'm exhausted, quite frankly,

naugahyde monkey

2012-01-18 03:26:21 PM

I got rejected today... do I get a prize for being able to fail, even today?

moefuggenbrew

2012-01-18 03:26:26 PM

What's with the $5,000 per hour private jet ads? Did we all get rich or something?

Captain Oates

2012-01-18 03:27:17 PM

If we're going to have all these gratuitous threads today might as well make one of them gratuitous

JimStarkBand

2012-01-18 03:29:11 PM

You know what's sad? I still got red-lit today...

Captain Oates

2012-01-18 03:30:44 PM

Captain Oates

2012-01-18 03:33:49 PM

naugahyde monkey

2012-01-18 03:33:50 PM

moefuggenbrew: What's with the $5,000 per hour private jet ads? Did we all get rich or something?

$6,999.00 from L.A. to Vegas? what do you mean rich? that's a bargain!

MaliFinn

2012-01-18 03:37:12 PM

Are you kidding? I haven't been greenlit in 11 years, I took my best shot at getting one in today!

ParallelUniverseParking

2012-01-18 03:39:58 PM

Then you won't mind if I seize this opportunity to post random ponies

Current Resident

2012-01-18 03:41:01 PM

MaliFinn: Are you kidding? I haven't been greenlit in 11 years, I took my best shot at getting one in today!

I got my first greenlight just three days shy of my first Fark anniversary.

Not that I'm bragging.

_{/OK, maybe a little}

Magorn

2012-01-18 03:50:03 PM

What's hysterical is that I did all my submitting not realizing today was the day Fark "went white" and I had probably my worst day, green to red ratio-wise that I've in a long time: 21 links submitted, only three greens (usually its more like 1 in 4 or so)

Captain Oates

2012-01-18 03:53:02 PM

NEUPhD

2012-01-18 04:25:03 PM

JimStarkBand: You know what's sad? I still got red-lit today...

^This * 3

MontanaDave

2012-01-18 04:31:48 PM

I'm not going to submit anything because my fragile self-esteem would be shattered to have yet another redlight on this, the greenest of days.

Madbassist1

2012-01-18 05:41:35 PM

Magorn: What's hysterical is that I did all my submitting not realizing today was the day Fark "went white" and I had probably my worst day, green to red ratio-wise that I've in a long time: 21 links submitted, only three greens (usually its more like 1 in 4 or so)

Good lord, man, find something else to do!

wambu

2012-01-18 05:52:27 PM

Just this.
i.imgur.com

Dreaming of a SOPA.-free world.

UncleStumpy

2012-01-18 08:19:58 PM

I'm curious...

for all those that have still been redlit, how many submissions have you done without getting one?

Not just today, but since you've had an account.

I think i'm oh fer 20 something

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