http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnNYXgV7L-c

If buying chocolate is the closest I can get to having a slave then so be it.

Aw jeez, another Snooki thread

Big government liberals cracking down on parental liberty. Someone get that kid a Ron Paul button.

On potty break the slaves make chocolate rain.

"Blood chocolate" has a nice ring to it.

Grunka Lunka Dunkety Dial Shaves
You should not ask about choc-o-late's child slaves.

These kids don't need parents, they just need a sugar daddy.

I'm getting a kick out of this.
I'm actually just eating some Milka chocolate, produced by Kraft, and the packaging doesn't say it's child-labor free (as is the fashion these days), so that probably means some 10 year old is getting whipped on my dime as we speak.

Mmmmm, the salty taste of slave tears really adds something to the taste.

People keep saying "child slaves" in a tone of voice that makes them sound like bad things. What gives?

You mean these guys:

(hot)

Scooped by Cracked.com, oh the ignominy

^^^ Random google hit on the above. ^^^
Link (new window)

"They do exist!"

Holy crap, this is unbelievable, chocolate made from slaves who are also made of chocolate?

Think I saw the movie "Chocolate's Child Slaves" once

It was about a pimp named Chocolate and his stable of high school drop out hos.

So the real point here is that the two things that women covet the most - diamonds and chocolate - both have massive child slave populations making them... is anyone else seeing a pattern here?

veive: So the real point here is that the two things that women covet the most - diamonds and chocolate - both have massive child slave populations making them... is anyone else seeing a pattern here?

More slaves, more chicks?

NutznGum: veive: So the real point here is that the two things that women covet the most - diamonds and chocolate - both have massive child slave populations making them... is anyone else seeing a pattern here?

More slaves, more chicks?

First you get the money, then you get the slaves, then you get da wimmen.

Chocolate, diamonds, taking out the trash: women sure love things that involve child slavery.