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(Brooklyn Daily) Weird "There is no policy that limits bathroom breaks," said the school board. Well, not including the contest awarding prizes for whoever could hold it in longest   (brooklyndaily.com) divider line 15
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Walker [TotalFark]
2012-01-18 02:05:04 PM
Hold your wee for a wii. What could possibly go wrong?
 
vudukungfu
2012-01-18 04:14:39 PM
Let's not get into a pissing contest over this.
 
cgraves67
2012-01-18 04:36:02 PM
20 hours. beat that.
 
Goose4
2012-01-18 04:37:30 PM
No wonder parents are pissed off about this.
 
LarryDan43
2012-01-18 04:39:22 PM
Sue them for bladder damages.
 
duckfarkit
2012-01-18 04:39:43 PM
Tycho Brahe would be pissed.
 
cryinoutloud
2012-01-18 04:39:48 PM
As a person who was once bawled out by a huge twat parent for not letting her snowflake go to the bathroom 20 minutes before school was out, I'm really getting a kick out of this contest.
 
hailin [TotalFark]
2012-01-18 04:53:17 PM
Since when can't kids hold it? Don't you need to be potty trained to get into school, which includes waiting until a convenient time? In elementary school we had two recesses and a lunch. That was the ONLY time you were allowed to go to the bathroom unless you had a note from you parents because you were sick or had a condition. I never remember it being a problem at all.
 
ImJustaTroll
2012-01-18 04:55:22 PM
I can understand the reasoning behind not letting the little shiats out every 5 minutes to go pee. I can also understand the distraction that having sharp pains in your pelvic region can cause.

But If I was a parent my kid would not get my sympathy unless he had a medical condition. After 3rd grade, I guess.. Kids don't quite understand their bodies when they're younger.. at least not all of them.

//Totally not a pedo
 
Chinchillazilla [TotalFark]
2012-01-18 05:10:59 PM
hailin: Since when can't kids hold it? Don't you need to be potty trained to get into school, which includes waiting until a convenient time? In elementary school we had two recesses and a lunch. That was the ONLY time you were allowed to go to the bathroom unless you had a note from you parents because you were sick or had a condition. I never remember it being a problem at all.

I agree, but this policy almost makes it seem like having to pee once a week is the same as cutting class to smoke cigarettes or something. Sometimes one sneaks up on you, especially when you're a kid.

Plus I feel like it might be aimed at the kid with the bladder problem, which is not cool.
 
docgrog
2012-01-18 05:32:11 PM
Urinetown

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06f3AUdwVCU&feature=player_embedded
 
Erzsebetvwv
2012-01-18 08:45:18 PM
Kids will do anything if it's a contest, though. Also, my high school students sometimes try to ask for passes twice in one 40 minute class period. By sometimes, I mean, every day, so I get what they're doing.
 
DarkVader
2012-01-18 11:24:20 PM
My parents told me that if I ever REALLY needed to go, I was to first ask the teacher. If the teacher said no, I was to walk out of the room and go to the bathroom anyway, completely ignoring the teacher. If the teacher was stupid enough to physically block me, I had their permission to pee and/or throw up on the teacher.

I think I only ever had to just walk out of the room once or twice. Never had one try to stop me.
 
thelordofcheese
2012-01-19 10:28:51 AM
Well, they were trying to teach them about F. Murray Abraham.
F.
Murray
Abraham!
 
vgss
2012-01-19 05:48:47 PM
A whole lot of mad going on all around

Having an opinion on someone else's bladder habits? Guess what? U mad!
 
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