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It's tough to be a redhead, what with having no soul and all
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macross87
2012-01-18 11:44:49 AM
But the resulting eyebleach can be nice...
unyon
2012-01-18 11:54:21 AM
So is there any statistical backing to notion of redheads being as crazy as a shiathouse rat? There are some reds in my family, including my mom and some of her sisters, and they're definitely data points supporting the theory.
FloydA
2012-01-18 01:18:03 PM
unyon
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So is there any statistical backing to notion of redheads being as crazy as a shiathouse rat? There are some reds in my family, including my mom and some of her sisters, and they're definitely data points supporting the theory.
Self-fulfilling prophecy, really. If two people act the same way, and one of them is a redhead, observers remember the red hair and attribute the crazy to the hair.
A blonde who acts crazy is perceived as stupid. A brunette who acts crazy is perceived as "biatchy." A redhead who acts crazy is perceived as ... well... crazy.
miss diminutive
2012-01-18 01:20:13 PM
For Halloween this year I went as Misty from pokemon (complete with temporary red hair) and I was amazed at the different reactions I got from people. Nobody told me I had no soul, but some girl threw up on my shoes. I figure had I been a brunette it wouldn't have happened.
unyon
2012-01-18 02:04:32 PM
FloydA
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unyon: So is there any statistical backing to notion of redheads being as crazy as a shiathouse rat? There are some reds in my family, including my mom and some of her sisters, and they're definitely data points supporting the theory.
Self-fulfilling prophecy, really. If two people act the same way, and one of them is a redhead, observers remember the red hair and attribute the crazy to the hair.
A blonde who acts crazy is perceived as stupid. A brunette who acts crazy is perceived as "biatchy." A redhead who acts crazy is perceived as ... well... crazy.
Good theory. That makes sense.
miss diminutive
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For Halloween this year I went as Misty from pokemon (complete with temporary red hair) and I was amazed at the different reactions I got from people. Nobody told me I had no soul, but some girl threw up on my shoes. I figure had I been a brunette it wouldn't have happened.
Now I gotta update your favourite tag.
miss diminutive - favorite: petite cutie, delicious with bbq sauce, makes you pukey when redhead
Mugato
2012-01-18 02:21:14 PM
I never heard the red head stereotypes. I just know they're hot.
AdolfOliverPanties
2012-01-18 02:23:47 PM
They CAN be hot, but usually they are these pasty, pale, sickly looking mutant things.
NuttierThanEver
2012-01-18 02:25:05 PM
What does it say about me that the redhead I dated for 2 years did more to damage me psychologically than anything short of being in a Columbian prison but I still lust after redheads?
miss diminutive
2012-01-18 02:45:37 PM
NuttierThanEver
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What does it say about me that the redhead I dated for 2 years did more to damage me psychologically than anything short of being in a Columbian prison but I still lust after redheads?
You've got ginger fever, boy. Ginger fever!
FloydA
2012-01-18 02:58:17 PM
AdolfOliverPanties
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They CAN be hot, but usually they are these pasty, pale, sickly looking mutant things.
Saborlas
2012-01-18 03:12:27 PM
/in b4 Carrot Top
unyon
2012-01-18 03:37:58 PM
And where the hell is D_I_A in this thread? We don't have quorum to talk about redheads without him.
NuttierThanEver
2012-01-18 03:42:34 PM
unyon
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And where the hell is D_I_A in this thread? We don't have quorum to talk about redheads without him.
Point of order Sir! If we are demanding a full and formal redhead thread I must first clearly state for the record that I protest the absence of
Frood
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GD
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T F M
Pokey.Clyde
2012-01-18 03:48:06 PM
LewDux
2012-01-18 03:48:32 PM
timujin
2012-01-18 03:50:21 PM
So looking forward to another hot redhead thread.
/homely redhead.
GameSprocket
2012-01-18 03:55:31 PM
timujin
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So looking forward to another hot redhead thread.
/homely redhead.
Here ya go.
PanicMan
2012-01-18 03:55:42 PM
There's no middle ground. Either redheads are amazing or frightening. There is no middle ground.
Yes I know I said that twice.
Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion
2012-01-18 03:57:36 PM
PanicMan
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There's no middle ground. Either redheads are amazing or frightening. There is no middle ground.
Yes I know I said that twice.
You must really like it.
apoptotic
2012-01-18 04:00:30 PM
I'm starting to think I may be the only redhead in the world that's never really had any issues come of it.
/no pic in profile, so don't bother
wildstarr
2012-01-18 04:00:50 PM
Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion
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PanicMan: There's no middle ground. Either redheads are amazing or frightening. There is no middle ground.
Yes I know I said that twice.
You must really like it.
Middle ground...there is none.
knightofargh
2012-01-18 04:02:16 PM
miss diminutive
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NuttierThanEver: What does it say about me that the redhead I dated for 2 years did more to damage me psychologically than anything short of being in a Columbian prison but I still lust after redheads?
You've got ginger fever, boy. Ginger fever!
What the hell do I have then? The psycho ex that did psychological damage to me was a brunette who forced 17-21 year old me into MFFs with redheads. That was her redeeming quality, otherwise she was shiathouse rat crazy.
/married a brunette
//chased after and slept with redheads
///pretty, sane, smart: pick two, it's zero sum
Captain Oates
2012-01-18 04:04:29 PM
Apos
2012-01-18 04:04:38 PM
I'm more into brunettes myself,but I certainly wouldn't turn down a ginger.
timujin
2012-01-18 04:05:15 PM
GameSprocket
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Here ya go.
May a thousand syphilitic camels spit in your couscous.
miss diminutive
2012-01-18 04:09:01 PM
knightofargh
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miss diminutive: NuttierThanEver: What does it say about me that the redhead I dated for 2 years did more to damage me psychologically than anything short of being in a Columbian prison but I still lust after redheads?
You've got ginger fever, boy. Ginger fever!
What the hell do I have then?
The psycho ex that did psychological damage to me was a brunette who forced 17-21 year old me into MFFs with redheads. That was her redeeming quality, otherwise she was shiathouse rat crazy.
/married a brunette
//chased after and slept with redheads
///pretty, sane, smart: pick two, it's zero sum
chlamydia?
How do you get forced into a threesome? Did she just velcro all of you together?
/just say no man
dj_spanmaster
2012-01-18 04:11:26 PM
Anti-SOPA bookmark, which will turn white at midnight.
Captain Oates
2012-01-18 04:11:33 PM
NuttierThanEver
2012-01-18 04:14:55 PM
knightofargh
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miss diminutive: NuttierThanEver: What does it say about me that the redhead I dated for 2 years did more to damage me psychologically than anything short of being in a Columbian prison but I still lust after redheads?
You've got ginger fever, boy. Ginger fever!
What the hell do I have then? The psycho ex that did psychological damage to me was a brunette who forced 17-21 year old me into MFFs with redheads. That was her redeeming quality, otherwise she was shiathouse rat crazy.
/married a brunette
//chased after and slept with redheads
///pretty, sane, smart: pick two, it's zero sum
Are you complaining about a threesome even in the slightest? TURN IN YOUR FARKING MAN CARD.
mr lawson
2012-01-18 04:15:09 PM
first girlfriend was a redhead..farked me up for life
knightofargh
2012-01-18 04:15:57 PM
miss diminutive
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How do you get forced into a threesome? Did she just velcro all of you together?
/just say no man
I was 17. It's not like my hormones would let me say no.
Never got the clap at least.
Crewmannumber6
2012-01-18 04:16:07 PM
As a redhead, I would love to join Facebook's 'We Are The 2%' campaign except for the fact that I think they're serious.
/grow up, you whiney biatches!
//red on the head like a dick on a dog
Barry McCackiner
2012-01-18 04:18:05 PM
NuttierThanEver
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knightofargh: miss diminutive: NuttierThanEver: What does it say about me that the redhead I dated for 2 years did more to damage me psychologically than anything short of being in a Columbian prison but I still lust after redheads?
You've got ginger fever, boy. Ginger fever!
What the hell do I have then? The psycho ex that did psychological damage to me was a brunette who forced 17-21 year old me into MFFs with redheads. That was her redeeming quality, otherwise she was shiathouse rat crazy.
/married a brunette
//chased after and slept with redheads
///pretty, sane, smart: pick two, it's zero sum
Are you complaining about a threesome even in the slightest? TURN IN YOUR FARKING MAN CARD.
Triple THIS! Man Fail.
Oerath
2012-01-18 04:18:37 PM
Give me a B!
Give me an O!
Give me an O!
Give me a K!
Give me an M!
Give me an A!
---- You know what, screw it. Just give me some more farking redheads!
/Hot ones please.
//No more Carrottop for the love of god!
PanicMan
2012-01-18 04:18:46 PM
Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion
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PanicMan: There's no middle ground. Either redheads are amazing or frightening. There is no middle ground.
Yes I know I said that twice.
You must really like it.
Well I typed it accidentally then I was going to delete it and couldn't decide where I wanted it in my message. So I left it in both places. Hey this isn't about me. Back to the redheads.
knightofargh
2012-01-18 04:18:59 PM
NuttierThanEver
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Are you complaining about a threesome even in the slightest? TURN IN YOUR FARKING MAN CARD.
They were fun at the time. The psychotic screams of "you paid more attention to her" afterward made them regrettable afterward.
It didn't take much forcing.
Wellon Dowd
2012-01-18 04:20:53 PM
Wellon Dowd
2012-01-18 04:22:35 PM
Captain Oates
2012-01-18 04:22:36 PM
sgtbarthel
2012-01-18 04:25:31 PM
apoptotic
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I'm starting to think I may be the only redhead in the world that's never really had any issues come of it.
/no pic in profile, so don't bother
Then you're not a true redhead, more brunette, MB.
sgtbarthel
2012-01-18 04:35:49 PM
NSFW Redheads as far as the eye can see. NSFW
(new window)
Oerath
2012-01-18 04:36:45 PM
Wellon Dowd
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Mmmmmmmmm.... Molly Quinn.... :)
/Is she 18 yet? I'm sick of feeling creepy while watching Castle.
knightofargh
2012-01-18 04:39:59 PM
Oerath
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/Is she 18 yet? I'm sick of feeling creepy while watching Castle.
Since last October. So feel less creepy watching this season, you dirty old man.
/I had to wiki that, so no Chris Hanson for me
Herbie555
2012-01-18 04:43:33 PM
I can haz redhead thread?
C'mon Santa - I've been a good Farker - called both my Senators today and everything!
kroonermanblack
2012-01-18 04:46:50 PM
mr lawson
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first girlfriend was a redhead..farked me up for life
My first girlfriend was phillipino.
I....strongly suspect that it wasn't her fault in the slightest actually.
It being me, and my damage, since that looks incredibly racist.
Though I also suspect it left me with more of a desire for 'not typical' girls (in many ways) than I would have had anyway. Blondes are boring, as are stereotypical women. Give me a girl who will fight with me on things and not condescend me, or put up with much bullshiat but still let me be romantic every now and then.
And probably someone to make me more silly and not take myself so seriously.
Bored at work and figure this thread will fade quick, ergo the random shtuff.
Oerath
2012-01-18 04:48:30 PM
knightofargh
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Oerath: /Is she 18 yet? I'm sick of feeling creepy while watching Castle.
Since last October. So feel less creepy watching this season, you dirty old man.
/I had to wiki that, so no Chris Hanson for me
Good to know... I don't generally get all "When is she legal?!" on actresses, but redheads make me stupid.
pute kisses like a man
2012-01-18 04:52:47 PM
I had a redhead girlfriend once. she was trouble. but, I got introduced to a lot of illicit substances and activities at a very young age and got to visit a mental hospital with her parents.
/ wow, although I don't feel like going deeply into the past on a fark redhead thread, I just realized that I dealt with much more serious shiat as a teenager than I have ever dealt with as an adult.
Inaditch
2012-01-18 04:57:58 PM
The one redhead I dated was probably the sanest, most balanced woman I ever went out with. This includes my wife, who is a dark blond/light brunette and six shades of crazy.
Herbie555
2012-01-18 04:58:07 PM
kroonermanblack
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mr lawson: first girlfriend was a redhead..farked me up for life
My first girlfriend was phillipino.
I....strongly suspect that it wasn't her fault in the slightest actually.
It being me, and my damage, since that looks incredibly racist.
Though I also suspect it left me with more of a desire for 'not typical' girls (in many ways) than I would have had anyway. Blondes are boring, as are stereotypical women.
Give me a girl who will fight with me on things and not condescend me, or put up with much bullshiat but still let me be romantic every now and then.
And probably someone to make me more silly and not take myself so seriously.
Bored at work and figure this thread will fade quick, ergo the random shtuff.
Try a redhead. Seriously.
Mrs. Herbie555 and I have been together for going on 18 years - very happy customer here.
mgary
2012-01-18 05:00:26 PM
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