CitizenTed: Scottsdale, Arizona should start preparing itself for a sudden influx of middle-aged balding rich guys, hot young chicks and piles of municipal tax revenue.

hasn't this happened already? i'm pretty half the porn on the internet already 'stars' asu dropouts.

I heard they'd rather pull out than wear a condom.

Mugato: Sybarite: Doesn't matter to me. I don't like porn with dudes in it.

What he said. Amateur lesbian porn is the only way to go. Who the hell actually goes to a store and buys a porno nowadays?

Mormons and Southern Baptists.

I_Am_Weasel: A Fark Handle: CitizenTed: Scottsdale, Arizona should start preparing itself for a sudden influx of middle-aged balding rich guys, hot young chicks and piles of municipal tax revenue.

hasn't this happened already? i'm pretty half the porn on the internet already 'stars' asu dropouts.

Hold a moment. There's porn on the internet!?

Maybe there's a Wikipedia article on this, I'll go check.

Best of luck in your quest, just don't get too excited and type "Ass dropouts" into the googles.

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Sybarite: Doesn't matter to me. I don't like porn with dudes in it.

This. Have hundreds of hours of pornz and not a single second of dick.

Unless it's plastic

Really folks? A penis in your porn freaks you out?

Doesn't bother me in the least bit. I have one. Most times I imagine it's mine.

/Freaks.

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Sybarite: Doesn't matter to me. I don't like porn with dudes in it.

This. Have hundreds of hours of pornz and not a single second of dick.

If you're having porn troubles I feel bad for you son
I got 99 vids and not a dick in one.

Sure, leaving LA makes sense for the established stars but how will that work for the casting couch stuff that needs the rejects from Hollywood?

You're not the boss of me, Jack. You're not the king of Dirk. I'm the boss of me. I'm the king of me. I'm Dirk Diggler. I'm the star. It's my big dick and I say when we roll.

Ahhh yes, and the money shot all over her face, eyes and any open sore it can find will definitely curb STI's.

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Sybarite: Doesn't matter to me. I don't like porn with dudes in it.

This. Have hundreds of hours of pornz and not a single second of dick.

How boring. I might as well watch The View.

Mugato: Sybarite: Doesn't matter to me. I don't like porn with dudes in it.

What he said. Amateur lesbian porn is the only way to go. Who the hell actually goes to a store and buys a porno nowadays?

The statute would require dental dams for all lesbian porn as well, just FYI. No sexual contact without protection.

Playboy radio on Sirius/XM had a segment on this last night or the night before. They basically concluded the same sorts of things that most people elsewhere have concluded: This will only practically effect people who seek permits to shoot, which are the major studios, and those studios have the money to shoot outside of the regulated zones. The rest will just lie about where they shot.

CitizenTed: Some of them have already left San Fernando

Is that even a part of LA? And if it is, the suburb cities and unincorporated rural areas can't be too far away.

I hope Lexi Belle has a good GPS to get to her next "shoot"....

Remember when NASCAR threatened to leave North Carolina if seat belts and helmets were made mandatory?

12349876: CitizenTed: Some of them have already left San Fernando

Is that even a part of LA? And if it is, the suburb cities and unincorporated rural areas can't be too far away.

As I learned from aforementioned radio show, the Valley is covered by this, but it's 10 minutes drive to places that aren't.

Grables'Daughter: TEAM GIRL ON GIRL PORN!

I had you pegged as an "Any porn is good porn" kinda girl. My world view is shattered.

Reverse gang bang is the way to go. 4 women and 1 dude. Just look away when the penis is in the frame, you closet case.

Don't get me wrong, I have looked at a ton of porn in my life. But I finally figured out that if you do reality right, porn isn't necessary.

I've heard that the porn industry would never leave LA because of all of the wanna-be starlets. I guess the ratio of aspiring actresses to actresses is high enough that there's enough unemployed hot young ladies to keep the fees low. It's like some sort of sexy parasite feeding off of Hollywood's dead skin cells.

Ain't no thread like a GDAW thread, 'cause a GDAW thread don't stop til the BIE drops!

That Guy in the Dos Equis Commercials: Don't get me wrong, I have looked at a ton of porn in my life. But I finally figured out that if you do reality right, porn isn't necessary.

My version of reality involves making porn with the women I know who are more attractive than porn stars.

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Sybarite: Doesn't matter to me. I don't like porn with dudes in it.
This. Have hundreds of hours of pornz and not a single second of dick.

You guys are turned on by women who want nothing to do with men?

TV: "Oooh, look how much fun we're having without satifying a man!"
You losers: "Splooge!"

pute kisses like a man: That Guy in the Dos Equis Commercials: Don't get me wrong, I have looked at a ton of porn in my life. But I finally figured out that if you do reality right, porn isn't necessary.

by "do reality right" you don't mean get married and remain monogamous. or, you don't mean, be single but still have standards.

I'm guessing you mean, have a good imagination.

I was married and monogamous for a long time. I divorced, got the sleeping around out of my system, and met a woman who.... i guess let's say she not only allows it but initiates it. And by it, I mean anything. My whacking-off time went to being statistically insignificant.

karmaceutical: Remember when NASCAR threatened to leave North Carolina if seat belts and helmets were made mandatory?

No? When? In 1940?

a decision this important should really be taken to the poles

Behind the Green Door II tried the "safe sex"route. It flopped.

_{The dwarf diving scene still haunts my nightmares.}

what enjoying pornography might look like

Mr Rusty Shackleford: cyrus_hunter: If you're having porn troubles I feel bad for you son
I got 99 vids and not a dick in one.

This doesn't scream of you being a repressed homo at all.

THIS

Mr Rusty Shackleford: cyrus_hunter: If you're having porn troubles I feel bad for you son
I got 99 vids and not a dick in one.

This doesn't scream of you being a repressed homo at all.

I guess some people like to watch women actually being pleasured as opposed to being used like glorified sex toys for males.

Oh, noes, he doesn't like what I like! That must mean he's a closeted homo!

Come on, people, really. We all have different tastes. Why is it okay for someone to enjoy vanilla ice cream while you enjoy chocolate but when it comes to sex, if you're not EXACTLY like "me" then you're a deviant?

Is there anyone out there who actually cares to try to get along instead of trying to see who can be the biggest douche?

I like women in my porn. I like two women in my porn. I do not like seeing guys in my porn with whom I cannot relate and I do not have a porno body.

If it makes me gay that I like to see only girls in my porn but it makes you straight because you require a penis in yours...well, I think we'll agree that we just have different tastes.

Speak for yourself, subby--I ain't mopping up after that.