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Not news: Small, furry mammal discovered on NYC subway. News: It's an oppossum, not a rat. Fark: Officials say it's the first time a wild animal has ever been found on the subway
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Nina_Hartley's_Ass
2012-01-18 01:42:34 PM
They look just like giant rats. Big as cats around here.
gilgigamesh
2012-01-18 01:43:16 PM
No wild animals? Rats aren't wild animals?
I have seen rats the size of a possum in the NYC subways. This is not an exaggeration.
nekom
2012-01-18 01:49:32 PM
downstairs
2012-01-18 02:04:47 PM
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That one cracks me up every single time.
cgraves67
2012-01-18 03:45:44 PM
opossums have the intelligence of clubmoss. That is all.
Jake Havechek
2012-01-18 03:46:25 PM
Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict
I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey
2012-01-18 03:46:53 PM
Alligators in the subway: Your newst SyFy movie.
Captain_Ballbeard
2012-01-18 03:48:32 PM
Calling Bernie Goetz.
FreakinB
2012-01-18 03:49:11 PM
Wait, it was *on* the train? I mean, rats on the tracks? Meh, normal. Possum on the tracks? Weird, but it's not where people are. But seeing one on the train would be farking crazy.
WarszawaScream
2012-01-18 03:51:34 PM
What the heck, I don't get a news article every time I ride the freakin' subway and I'm a pretty wild animal.
/lame
Thelyphthoric
2012-01-18 03:54:24 PM
Jake Havechek
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Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict
Oh great, now I have that song stuck in my head. Thanks for the damn earworm!
safari joe does it again
2012-01-18 03:56:58 PM
FreakinB
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Wait, it was *on* the train? I mean, rats on the tracks? Meh, normal. Possum on the tracks? Weird, but it's not where people are. But seeing one on the train would be farking crazy.
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chopit
2012-01-18 03:58:23 PM
Small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri who are real small furry creatures from Alpha Centarui?
steklo
2012-01-18 03:59:37 PM
"next stop, 42nd street. 42nd Street, next stop"
devilskware
2012-01-18 04:00:59 PM
They like to go to my backyard to die. I guess because everyone around me has
dogs.
Baz the Spaz
2012-01-18 04:17:46 PM
"Officials say it's the first time a wild animal has ever been found on the subway"
I disagree.
chemrebel
2012-01-18 04:37:04 PM
Those things are frikin mean and stanky as hell. My dog dragged one through her doggie door not too long ago. It was playing dead thankfully, so I got the kidlettes out of the room (naturally I am screaming and flailing about) so Mr. C could wrangle it properly. It never flinched the whole time but I was so scared it would spring up and get all bitey.
/css
coldones
2012-01-18 04:49:56 PM
thems good eatins
Hand Banana
2012-01-18 04:50:34 PM
It's
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Captain_Ballbeard
2012-01-18 05:02:52 PM
I saw my kids with a five gallon bucket once, they were going all over the neighborhood with it, visiting all the other kids. After a few hours I began to wonder wtf was in the bucket. Full grown oppossum, which they said was "dead" unless you really poked at it and pissed it off then it would show you all of its teeth.
Nina_Hartley's_Ass
2012-01-18 05:03:53 PM
Hand Banana
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steamingpile
2012-01-18 07:01:05 PM
Stupid yankees, its called a possum and other than their stench they are harmless.
They used to come up on our porch to eat the dog food before they built the park/homes behind our home and the dogs would chase them after I let them outside. I found out later they caught one after I smelt it, so after I cleaned up their kill by tossing it over the fence they got a trip to the vet for a check up, shots, and their teeth/mouths scrubbed.
nekom
2012-01-18 07:19:19 PM
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Stupid yankees, its called a possum and other than their stench they are harmless.
They used to come up on our porch to eat the dog food before they built the park/homes behind our home and the dogs would chase them after I let them outside. I found out later they caught one after I smelt it, so after I cleaned up their kill by tossing it over the fence they got a trip to the vet for a check up, shots, and their teeth/mouths scrubbed.
Depends on your definition of harmless. They are not likely to cause physical harm to anyone (unless they're rabid, but that's a problem with any critter), but they will certainly get into the garbage. A non-rabid one though is certainly nothing more than a pest.
libranoelrose
2012-01-18 08:16:55 PM
I saw one fall 30' out of a tree onto a cement sidewalk. It got up, shook it's head, then wobbled back to the trunk and climbed back up.
Head like a rock.
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