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2012-01-19 08:04:44 AM  
Linda Blair did it first
 
2012-01-19 08:06:07 AM  
Born-agains don't live their lives any differently than the rest of us. They just have a keener grasp of why everyone they don't like is going to hell.
 
2012-01-19 08:06:22 AM  
Reminds me of that one Ezekiel verse that talks about lovers with "organs the size of donkeys and the emission that of horses"

/bible was the first mainstream porno
 
2012-01-19 08:06:43 AM  
Well, Evangelicals could just use the existing sex toys.in their own way. Take the whips and use them on themselves (self flagellation), use the fuzzy handcuffs in roleplay pretending one of them is a minority immigrant, and take turns throwing rocks at a pair of rubber cocks and pretend they are stoning some homosexuals.

Just have to have some imagination, is all.
 
2012-01-19 08:07:07 AM  
i wish for once someone could write one of these articles without throwing in a bunch of lame and saucy puns.
 
2012-01-19 08:07:33 AM  
"Come, sayeth the Lord"

lh3.ggpht.com

/Blessed is he who cums in the name of the lord
//oh god oh god oh god
/// She seems like a nice religious girl.
 
2012-01-19 08:11:26 AM  
The Holy Pocket Rocket of Antioch!
 
2012-01-19 08:12:02 AM  
WWJF - Who Would Jesus Fark?
 
2012-01-19 08:12:09 AM  
"Porn does not increase [a couple's] attraction to each other," he says. "It serves as an artificial barrier exciting them about strangers"

What if it's porn of each other?
 
2012-01-19 08:12:23 AM  
So...what's the Evangelical verdict on those baby Jeebus butt plugs?
 
2012-01-19 08:12:50 AM  

CapnBlues: i wish for once someone could write one of these articles without throwing in a bunch of lame and saucy puns.


not referring to subby's headline, which is actually a clever pun. :)
 
2012-01-19 08:15:34 AM  
This is going to upset Christine O'Donnell.
 
2012-01-19 08:18:08 AM  
Must think of a Tebow joke!
 
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2012-01-19 08:24:12 AM  
ooo, look honey, a dildo cross, lets get one, maybe two.
 
2012-01-19 08:24:38 AM  
cdn.pearltrees.com
 
2012-01-19 08:24:44 AM  

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: "Porn does not increase [a couple's] attraction to each other," he says. "It serves as an artificial barrier exciting them about strangers"

What if it's porn of each other?


I'd watch it.
 
2012-01-19 08:25:27 AM  

Cythraul: WWJF - Who Would Jesus Fark?


little boys?
 
2012-01-19 08:25:36 AM  
I know what you can do with those prayer beads.
 
2012-01-19 08:26:18 AM  

CapnBlues: CapnBlues: i wish for once someone could write one of these articles without throwing in a bunch of lame and saucy puns.

not referring to subby's headline, which is actually a clever pun. :)


there's not a Catholic high school student who does not know that clever pun...
 
2012-01-19 08:27:12 AM  

markfara: Born-agains don't live their lives any differently than the rest of us. They just have a keener grasp of why everyone they don't like is going to hell.


I'm stealing this for later.
 
2012-01-19 08:28:11 AM  
I used to work as assistant to a Mormon Sex Therapist... talk about walking a fine line between raunchy and intimate... It didn't help that the Good Doc was legally blind to boot.
 
2012-01-19 08:28:57 AM  

Pinner: Linda Blair did it first


Done in one
 
2012-01-19 08:29:15 AM  
www.stdwoodworking.com
img-fotki.yandex.ru
 
2012-01-19 08:30:15 AM  
What a religious sex toy might look like:

i.imgur.com
 
2012-01-19 08:31:14 AM  
"prostate plug"? It is quite hilarious that someone who enjoys having something shoved into their ass is too prude to even call it even just a "butt".
 
2012-01-19 08:33:52 AM  

de_Selby: CapnBlues: CapnBlues: i wish for once someone could write one of these articles without throwing in a bunch of lame and saucy puns.

not referring to subby's headline, which is actually a clever pun. :)

there's not a Catholic high school student who does not know that clever pun...


it's more clever than "blah blah blah THEY PRAY blah blah blah" -- that is the weakest possible pun that could be written, shy of writing no pun at all.
 
2012-01-19 08:37:22 AM  

Jake Havechek: This is going to upset Christine O'Donnell.


fark him, Batman and Robin sucked.
 
2012-01-19 08:46:35 AM  

Jake Havechek: This is going to upset Christine O'Donnell.


Nah, she's going to put on a disguise and go buy a few. She looks like someone who could use a GDD.
 
2012-01-19 08:46:54 AM  
cache.gizmodo.com

It's only good if you feel guilt afterward.
 
2012-01-19 09:36:34 AM  
i184.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-19 11:21:06 AM  
Karma Sutra.
er, Kama Sutra :D
 
2012-01-19 04:22:14 PM  
Well, sex toys must be a couple dozen centuries old by now, so I guess it makes sense the religious are starting to get into them now.
 
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