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Subby is crazy about cupcakes, so post your favorite cupcake recipes. P.S. Please, please green this because if not, this will be my 47th straight rejected link. ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐(stolen from funny Farker)
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dj_spanmaster
2012-01-18 11:00:44 AM
The last cupcake I had was made with guacamole and tuna, and frosted with mayonnaise. It was delectable!
veedeevadeevoodee
2012-01-18 11:09:40 AM
┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐
/ lulz
BKITU
2012-01-18 11:11:50 AM
MaudlinMutantMollusk
2012-01-18 11:13:42 AM
That has to be the most pathetic example of groveling for a greenlight I've ever seen
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wish I'd thought of it
StreetlightInTheGhetto
2012-01-18 11:14:59 AM
Subby, this is how you get women to sleep with you isn't it?
GAT_00
2012-01-18 11:15:21 AM
Wow, way to run that joke into the ground as quick as possible.
crypticsatellite
2012-01-18 11:21:02 AM
I must have missed the memo on ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐ as I'm not sure what it means...is it a Mexican wrestler in the city? Boobs in a bikini between more boobs?
Aar1012
2012-01-18 11:25:13 AM
We saw an ad for the Perfect Cupcake Pan. It allowed you to stick candy or fruit in the middle as it cooks. My girlfriend doesn't believe it'll work as planned. I believe it was designed by men of science and thus should work.
Discuss!
Ni!
2012-01-18 11:33:31 AM
t(*_*t) I hate cupcakes. Now tacos....tacos we can dish about.
GAT_00
2012-01-18 11:38:37 AM
crypticsatellite
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I must have missed the memo on ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐ as I'm not sure what it means...is it a Mexican wrestler in the city? Boobs in a bikini between more boobs?
It was an unfunny Liter who got pissed that he couldn't get anything green because he wasn't funny and submitted a headline with the alien flipping everyone off. It was, of course, shortly greened, then dropped due to the fact that it was a repeat as well.
xanadian
2012-01-18 11:39:32 AM
what.
the.
hell.
CitizenTed
2012-01-18 11:44:26 AM
Prefers red velvet cupcakes with cream cheese frosting.
crypticsatellite
2012-01-18 12:00:56 PM
GAT_00
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crypticsatellite: I must have missed the memo on ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐ as I'm not sure what it means...is it a Mexican wrestler in the city? Boobs in a bikini between more boobs?
It was an unfunny Liter who got pissed that he couldn't get anything green because he wasn't funny and submitted a headline with the alien flipping everyone off. It was, of course, shortly greened, then dropped due to the fact that it was a repeat as well.
Ah, an alien. I see it now. Thanks!
SpaceyCat
2012-01-18 12:08:08 PM
I thought it looked like Strong Bad...
GAT_00
2012-01-18 12:13:57 PM
crypticsatellite
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Ah, an alien. I see it now. Thanks!
That's just what I see at any rate.
smooshie
2012-01-18 12:32:31 PM
(stolen from funny Farker)
Well good going, now the Feds will shut Fark down for sure.
namatad
2012-01-18 12:50:45 PM
can we get links to good cup cake/bakeries with cupcakes in chicago, instead?
seriously
I need to send some cupcakes to soldier and there is no way in hell that I am baking
/there are laws about poisoning troops
melopene
2012-01-18 12:56:39 PM
You can do cupcakes out of just about any plain old cake recipe, you just have to adjust the cooking time and keep an eye on it.
Now, the real magic happens when you fill them. There's a recipe my sister has for this hard fudgey icing that usually gets poured over a yellow sheet cake. But when it's cupcake time, she hollows out most of the cupcake and pours that icing on the top, so you get a little bit of yellow cupcake and a farkton of divine chocolate fudgey goodness.
I'm not sure why we even bother with the cake, but we do.
antidisestablishmentarianism
2012-01-18 01:13:18 PM
SpaceyCat
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I thought it looked like Strong Bad...
Me too. I'm also sad I missed the original thread.
CravenMorehead
2012-01-18 02:07:49 PM
Must be greenlight whoring day. SOPA isn't looking so bad now.
teh g04t
2012-01-18 02:08:27 PM
Here you go...
http://www.visionsofsugarplum.com/2010/10/boston-cream-pie-cupcakes. ht ml
Lost Thought 00
2012-01-18 02:09:33 PM
A neat trick is to bury a little balloon in the cupcake batter as you pour them into the molds. When someone bits into one - Pop! they get cake and icing splattered all over their face.
dude_man
2012-01-18 02:10:26 PM
Screw this thread, I'm outta here (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Because People in power are Stupid
2012-01-18 02:10:57 PM
Are cupcakes a dog whistle to trollers for small breast pics?
anfrind
2012-01-18 02:16:59 PM
At 1pm PST, a food truck dedicated to cupcakes will be stopping in front of my office building, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.
KrispyKritter
2012-01-18 02:18:15 PM
use your favorite box cake mix, add a glob o' mayo for moist to instructions, pour in cupcake thing. unwrap reese's peanut butter cups and poke them down into cupcakes. bake a little longer than unusual.
you can try peppermint patties and almond joy might be tits that way too.
/fat, oh so fat
dwg
2012-01-18 02:20:05 PM
wow, my point exactly.
kitsuneymg
2012-01-18 02:22:10 PM
BKITU
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[t2.gstatic.com image 225x225]
Came for this
/leaving saddened
Disaster Transport
2012-01-18 02:22:42 PM
Cookie Monster Cupcakes are fun. Combines chocolate chip cookies and cake. I use homemade cookies cut in half, mini m&m's for the cross-eyed look, devil's food cake mix.
germ78
2012-01-18 02:23:01 PM
Wondered how long it would take for one of those middle finger ASCII guys to get a green.
NationalHero
2012-01-18 02:25:03 PM
":"{}}_+!@#$%^&*()_+/b>
WarszawaScream
2012-01-18 02:26:08 PM
BKITU
:
[t2.gstatic.com image 225x225]
kitsuneymg
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Came for this
/leaving saddened
Came for this as well, was also hoping for some derp eyes Pinkie Pie but - that'll do pig, that'll do.
hailin
2012-01-18 02:28:21 PM
I know these sound weird, but they are extremely tasty (especially the frosting):
Lavender-Honey Cupcakes
Ingredients
1/2 cup butter
2 eggs
1-3/4 cups all-purpose flour
1-1/2 teaspoons baking powder
2 teaspoons dried lavender
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 cup sugar
1/4 cup honey
1 teaspoon vanilla
2/3 cup milk
1 recipe Honey Frosting
Dried lavender (optional)
Directions
1. Allow butter and eggs to stand at room temperature for 30 minutes.
Meanwhile, line forty-eight 1-3/4-inch muffin cups or eighteen 2-
1/2-inch muffin cups with paper bake cups. In a medium bowl combine
flour, baking powder, the 2 teaspoons lavender, and the salt. Set
aside.
2. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. In a large mixing bowl beat butter
with an electric mixer on medium to high speed for 30 seconds. Add
sugar, honey, and vanilla; beat until combined. Add eggs, one at a
time, beating well after each addition. Alternately add flour mixture
and milk to butter mixture, beating on low speed after each addition
just until mixture is combined.
3. Spoon batter into prepared muffin cups, filling each about
three-fourths full. Use the back of a spoon to smooth out batter in
cups.
4. Bake for 10 to 12 minutes for 1-3/4-inch cupcakes (or 16 to 18
minutes for 2-1/2-inch cupcakes) or until a toothpick inserted in
centers comes out clean. Cool cupcakes in muffin cups on wire racks
for 10 minutes. Remove cupcakes from muffin cups. Cool completely on
wire racks.
5. Pipe or spread with Honey Frosting. If desired, sprinkle with
additional lavender. Makes 48 (1-3/4-inch) or 18 (2-1/2-inch)
cupcakes.
Honey Frosting: Allow half of an 8-ounce package mascarpone cheese or
cream cheese and 2 tablespoons butter to stand at room temperature for
30 minutes. In a large mixing bowl beat mascarpone or cream cheese,
butter, 3 tablespoons honey, and 1/2 teaspoon vanilla with an electric
mixer on medium speed until light and fluffy. Gradually add 1 cup
powdered sugar, beating well. Gradually beat in 1-1/2 to 2 cups
additional powdered sugar until frosting reaches a piping or spreading
consistency. Makes about 1-2/3 cups.
Nutrition Facts
Calories103,
Total Fat (g)4,
Saturated Fat (g)2,
Monounsaturated Fat (g)1,
Cholesterol (mg)18,
Sodium (mg)55,
Carbohydrate (g)17,
Total Sugar (g)13,
Protein (g)1,
Calcium (DV%)1,
Iron (DV%)2,
Famous Thamas
2012-01-18 02:32:39 PM
SpaceyCat
:
I thought it looked like Strong Bad...
Homestar Runner was never funny... not once.
Disaster Transport
2012-01-18 02:35:31 PM
For easy filled cupcakes:
Take your favorite cake mix and prepare, filling lined muffin cups 2/3 full
In a separate bowl, take 1 package of softened cream cheese, 1 egg, and 1/3 cup of sugar, blend until smooth (will be thick). Mix in a little vanilla and 1/2 cup of mini/regular chocolate chips.
Using a small cookie scoop or spoon, take about a tablespoon of the cream cheese mixture and drop it right in the batter-filled muffin cups. The cake will bake around the cream cheese mixture, but it's not absorbed into the cake
You can also play with the filling a bit, like omitting the chocolate chips and using raspberry or orange extract. The filling isn't light and airy, but it's really good.
Rawry
2012-01-18 02:42:57 PM
You know they sell cupcakes at the store. You don't have to make them.
Needlessly Complicated
2012-01-18 02:43:25 PM
namatad
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can we get links to good cup cake/bakeries with cupcakes in chicago, instead?
seriously
I need to send some cupcakes to soldier and there is no way in hell that I am baking
/there are laws about poisoning troops
Taste of Heaven in Andersenville... well, it's truth in advertising.
I don't know how cupcakes would survive a trip overseas, though (or if they even ship). Their red velvet and orange creamsicle cupcakes are my personal favorites.
MadMonk
2012-01-18 02:44:29 PM
mmm...cupcakes.
anfrind
2012-01-18 02:46:55 PM
WarszawaScream
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BKITU: [t2.gstatic.com image 225x225]
kitsuneymg: Came for this
/leaving saddened
Came for this as well, was also hoping for some derp eyes Pinkie Pie but - that'll do pig, that'll do.
Am I the only one who doesn't get the joke?
/never watched the cartoon
KatjaMouse
2012-01-18 02:51:42 PM
I make rum cupcakes with cake mix and instant pudding mix. I then make a glaze out of straight rum, sugar and butter and just have the cupcakes sit in it for at minimum 8 hours.
The recipe is everywhere
. It just gets a little tricky when baking it in cupcake and not bunt cake form.
AlwaysRightBoy
2012-01-18 02:57:27 PM
mmmmmm... anyone want to lick the tops off?
melopene
2012-01-18 03:09:18 PM
hailin
:
I know these sound weird, but they are extremely tasty (especially the frosting):
You, dear girl, win one internets. And a month of TF, cos I like foodies and need more people to participate in the upcoming snack exchange. :D
hailin
2012-01-18 03:16:18 PM
melopene
:
hailin: I know these sound weird, but they are extremely tasty (especially the frosting):
You, dear girl, win one internets. And a month of TF, cos I like foodies and need more people to participate in the upcoming snack exchange. :D
Thanks! I have a gazillion weird recipes I'm happy to share.
melopene
2012-01-18 03:17:30 PM
hailin
:
melopene: hailin: I know these sound weird, but they are extremely tasty (especially the frosting):
You, dear girl, win one internets. And a month of TF, cos I like foodies and need more people to participate in the upcoming snack exchange. :D
Thanks! I have a gazillion weird recipes I'm happy to share.
Woohoo! I'm going to be setting up a google group for the snack exchange early next week, so keep an eye on TFD. And welcome to the craziness. :)
That coward David Lopan
2012-01-18 03:18:29 PM
Subby, you mean to tell me that in all your 47 attempts you never bothered to ask for advice on what to do after you downed too much coffee at Starbucks? Well, there's your problem right there.
mortimer_ford
2012-01-18 03:19:53 PM
I think it's become obvious to us the repercussions of a downed reddit.
melopene
2012-01-18 03:21:00 PM
mortimer_ford
:
I think it's become obvious to us the repercussions of a downed reddit.
That
Drew
's going to get enough ad revenue today to cover the cost of implementing that TFood tab he drunkenly promised me?
special20
2012-01-18 03:22:44 PM
mortimer_ford
:
I think it's become obvious to us the repercussions of a downed reddit.
Hey, Reddit.....
┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐
BKITU
2012-01-18 03:24:27 PM
anfrind
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WarszawaScream: BKITU: [t2.gstatic.com image 225x225]
kitsuneymg: Came for this
/leaving saddened
Came for this as well, was also hoping for some derp eyes Pinkie Pie but - that'll do pig, that'll do.
Am I the only one who doesn't get the joke?
/never watched the cartoon
Cupcakes
. SFW, LGT TVTropes synopsis. (new window)
It's rather infamous among the brony crowd.
shortymac
2012-01-18 03:25:15 PM
I don't have the recipe, but some of the best damn cupcakes I ever had we're cilantro with orange buttercreme frosting. They were divine.
I think the women that made them was called saavy lamb? It was something lamb. She also made a mean peanut butter bacon cupcake.
I hope it gives you some ideas
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