The last cupcake I had was made with guacamole and tuna, and frosted with mayonnaise. It was delectable!

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/ lulz

Subby, this is how you get women to sleep with you isn't it?

Wow, way to run that joke into the ground as quick as possible.

t(*_*t) I hate cupcakes. Now tacos....tacos we can dish about.

crypticsatellite: I must have missed the memo on ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐ as I'm not sure what it means...is it a Mexican wrestler in the city? Boobs in a bikini between more boobs?

It was an unfunny Liter who got pissed that he couldn't get anything green because he wasn't funny and submitted a headline with the alien flipping everyone off. It was, of course, shortly greened, then dropped due to the fact that it was a repeat as well.

crypticsatellite: Ah, an alien. I see it now. Thanks!

That's just what I see at any rate.

(stolen from funny Farker)

Well good going, now the Feds will shut Fark down for sure.

Must be greenlight whoring day. SOPA isn't looking so bad now.

Here you go...

http://www.visionsofsugarplum.com/2010/10/boston-cream-pie-cupcakes. ht ml

Screw this thread, I'm outta here (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

At 1pm PST, a food truck dedicated to cupcakes will be stopping in front of my office building, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.

wow, my point exactly.

BKITU: [t2.gstatic.com image 225x225]

Came for this
/leaving saddened

Cookie Monster Cupcakes are fun. Combines chocolate chip cookies and cake. I use homemade cookies cut in half, mini m&m's for the cross-eyed look, devil's food cake mix.

Wondered how long it would take for one of those middle finger ASCII guys to get a green.

I know these sound weird, but they are extremely tasty (especially the frosting):

Lavender-Honey Cupcakes

Ingredients

1/2 cup butter
2 eggs
1-3/4 cups all-purpose flour
1-1/2 teaspoons baking powder
2 teaspoons dried lavender
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 cup sugar
1/4 cup honey
1 teaspoon vanilla
2/3 cup milk
1 recipe Honey Frosting
Dried lavender (optional)

Directions

1. Allow butter and eggs to stand at room temperature for 30 minutes.
Meanwhile, line forty-eight 1-3/4-inch muffin cups or eighteen 2-
1/2-inch muffin cups with paper bake cups. In a medium bowl combine
flour, baking powder, the 2 teaspoons lavender, and the salt. Set
aside.

2. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. In a large mixing bowl beat butter
with an electric mixer on medium to high speed for 30 seconds. Add
sugar, honey, and vanilla; beat until combined. Add eggs, one at a
time, beating well after each addition. Alternately add flour mixture
and milk to butter mixture, beating on low speed after each addition
just until mixture is combined.

3. Spoon batter into prepared muffin cups, filling each about
three-fourths full. Use the back of a spoon to smooth out batter in
cups.

4. Bake for 10 to 12 minutes for 1-3/4-inch cupcakes (or 16 to 18
minutes for 2-1/2-inch cupcakes) or until a toothpick inserted in
centers comes out clean. Cool cupcakes in muffin cups on wire racks
for 10 minutes. Remove cupcakes from muffin cups. Cool completely on
wire racks.

5. Pipe or spread with Honey Frosting. If desired, sprinkle with
additional lavender. Makes 48 (1-3/4-inch) or 18 (2-1/2-inch)
cupcakes.

Honey Frosting: Allow half of an 8-ounce package mascarpone cheese or
cream cheese and 2 tablespoons butter to stand at room temperature for
30 minutes. In a large mixing bowl beat mascarpone or cream cheese,
butter, 3 tablespoons honey, and 1/2 teaspoon vanilla with an electric
mixer on medium speed until light and fluffy. Gradually add 1 cup
powdered sugar, beating well. Gradually beat in 1-1/2 to 2 cups
additional powdered sugar until frosting reaches a piping or spreading
consistency. Makes about 1-2/3 cups.
Nutrition Facts

Calories103,
Total Fat (g)4,
Saturated Fat (g)2,
Monounsaturated Fat (g)1,
Cholesterol (mg)18,
Sodium (mg)55,
Carbohydrate (g)17,
Total Sugar (g)13,
Protein (g)1,
Calcium (DV%)1,
Iron (DV%)2,

SpaceyCat: I thought it looked like Strong Bad...

Homestar Runner was never funny... not once.

For easy filled cupcakes:
Take your favorite cake mix and prepare, filling lined muffin cups 2/3 full

In a separate bowl, take 1 package of softened cream cheese, 1 egg, and 1/3 cup of sugar, blend until smooth (will be thick). Mix in a little vanilla and 1/2 cup of mini/regular chocolate chips.

Using a small cookie scoop or spoon, take about a tablespoon of the cream cheese mixture and drop it right in the batter-filled muffin cups. The cake will bake around the cream cheese mixture, but it's not absorbed into the cake

You can also play with the filling a bit, like omitting the chocolate chips and using raspberry or orange extract. The filling isn't light and airy, but it's really good.

You know they sell cupcakes at the store. You don't have to make them.

namatad: can we get links to good cup cake/bakeries with cupcakes in chicago, instead?
seriously
I need to send some cupcakes to soldier and there is no way in hell that I am baking

/there are laws about poisoning troops

Taste of Heaven in Andersenville... well, it's truth in advertising.
I don't know how cupcakes would survive a trip overseas, though (or if they even ship). Their red velvet and orange creamsicle cupcakes are my personal favorites.

mmm...cupcakes.

WarszawaScream: BKITU: [t2.gstatic.com image 225x225]

kitsuneymg: Came for this
/leaving saddened


Came for this as well, was also hoping for some derp eyes Pinkie Pie but - that'll do pig, that'll do.

Am I the only one who doesn't get the joke?

/never watched the cartoon

I make rum cupcakes with cake mix and instant pudding mix. I then make a glaze out of straight rum, sugar and butter and just have the cupcakes sit in it for at minimum 8 hours.

The recipe is everywhere. It just gets a little tricky when baking it in cupcake and not bunt cake form.

melopene: hailin: I know these sound weird, but they are extremely tasty (especially the frosting):

You, dear girl, win one internets. And a month of TF, cos I like foodies and need more people to participate in the upcoming snack exchange. :D

Thanks! I have a gazillion weird recipes I'm happy to share.

Subby, you mean to tell me that in all your 47 attempts you never bothered to ask for advice on what to do after you downed too much coffee at Starbucks? Well, there's your problem right there.

I think it's become obvious to us the repercussions of a downed reddit.