No.

Use this energy to call your Senators and Representative and rant at the poor guy who answers the phone about SOPA/PIPA. The more incoherent you are, the better. They'll remember you if you stand out.

Now you know what it's like to starve in east Africa.

Kasira: The more incoherent you are, the better. They'll remember you if you stand out.

You laugh, but this is true.

Winning: If you pay more than 25 cents for a cup of coffee, you should be punched in the left nostril?

Where the hell do you get a cup of coffee for 25 cents these days?

Winning: Coffee maker in my house.

*facepalm*

It's green.

Get ready, freeloaders! This is just a small taste of the insanity available on a daily basis over at TFD, yours for just the low, low price of $5 a month. We solve everyone's First World Problems everyday! Plus, see even more poorly mis-spelled headlines and other interesting topics!

Once again, that's TFD -- because we need the beer money

White people problems...

First, make sure you've got toilet paper on the holder.

If you are at work, use the intecom to sing Rodgers and Hammerstein show tunes to your co-workers. IFNOT,WRITEALLYOURFARKPOSTSINALLCAPSWITHOUTSPACESTOREPRESENTYOURHYPERN ESS.

jeffspec: But they added this nasty flavoring that makes it taste non-espressoy.

Cluck like a chicken.

Solty Dog: Anyone that drinks that overpriced swill is a nitwit. Anyone that complains that a hipster barista didn't put his joint down long enough to get your order right is dumbass. Anyone that tips in a Starbucks should just kick himself in his own ass.

Jesus, who pissed in your coffee?

anyone else have violent BMs when they drink too much coffee?

that's something to look forward to, subbs.

Starbucks 'spresso tastes like charcoal. And then they make their foam too dry. That is, if you can get a "barista" that understands that a machiatto is not supposed to be some carmel syrup milkshake like confection. 2oz of espresso and spoon of wet whole milk foam please. NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.