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Lose the Frisbee over the fence while playing Frisbee? Yea, that's a bullet to your dog's face. Bonus: a cop shot her
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Sybarite
2012-01-18 11:00:26 AM
A police officer says he had only seconds to react to what he calls an dog before he opened fire.
I want to shoot both the writer and the editor in the face.
Dead for Tax Reasons
2012-01-18 11:23:00 AM
Nah, I lost a frisbee over the fence while playing horseshoes. The dog was ok that time
Complicit
2012-01-18 11:23:55 AM
Sybarite
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I want to shoot both the writer and the editor in the face.
It's like they don't even an try.
Roja Herring
2012-01-18 11:30:38 AM
I'm guessing the editing was outsourced.
A Fark Handle
2012-01-18 11:35:08 AM
that will teach you not to play hippie games like frisbee.
/it's a gateway sport.
Marcus Aurelius
2012-01-18 12:04:52 PM
Shooting dogs is just an fringe benefit of being an policeman.
I_Am_Weasel
2012-01-18 12:38:35 PM
Sybarite
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A police officer says he had only seconds to react to what he calls an dog before he opened fire.
I want to shoot both the writer and the editor in the face.
Agreed. It's what I call an bad edit.
violentsalvation
2012-01-18 01:38:30 PM
Maybe the asshole could have acted like any unarmed citizen would have and tried to calm an dog. An cop has the itchy nose-picker.
cgraves67
2012-01-18 01:44:06 PM
The take-away:
Never, ever, ever let your dog run. At all. Ever. Every second they run, they could get shot by a skittish trigger-happy cop.
Harry Freakstorm
2012-01-18 01:45:22 PM
" And she went running around the grass, and I heard one bar and then a shot. And I thought they had Tased her," said Hart.
Good thing J school students don't get paid by the letter.
I heard a bar once. It said: "Harry! Come inside and have a beer."
Slaves2Darkness
2012-01-18 01:45:43 PM
violentsalvation
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Maybe the asshole could have acted like any unarmed citizen would have and tried to calm an dog. An cop has the itchy nose-picker.
Meh, the mutt and the owner had it coming. If you can't keep control of your animal they and you get what they deserve.
Evil Mackerel
2012-01-18 01:45:52 PM
BAD! Cop no donut for you!
JRoo
2012-01-18 01:46:05 PM
"I heard one bar and then a shot."
Huh?
allthesametome
2012-01-18 01:46:43 PM
If someone shot my an dog it would as much upsetted me as he is not a frisbee.
IXI Jim IXI
2012-01-18 01:46:48 PM
"Officers are trained to deal with a variety of circumstances. They have to make split decisions, and (in) this case, the officer felt compelled to protect himself."
Apparently, they ref for the local boxing league on weekends...
MuonNeutrino
2012-01-18 01:47:22 PM
cgraves67
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The take-away:
Never, ever, ever let
your dog run
anyone get near a cop
. At all. Ever. Every second
they run
they're nearby
, they could get shot by
a
the
skittish trigger-happy
cop
pig
.
FTFY.
IXI Jim IXI
2012-01-18 01:47:53 PM
JRoo
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"I heard one bar and then a shot."
Huh?
The cop was starting to hum a Ted Nugent song before he shot the dog.
jst3p
2012-01-18 01:47:53 PM
But owners of the Labrador-mix named Athena claim the dog would never lunge or growl at anyone.
Just once I would like to hear a dog owner say "Yeah, I didn't have him on a leash. He is usually friendly but sometimes he just likes to bite someone."
LandOfChocolate
2012-01-18 01:48:18 PM
violentsalvation
2012-01-18 01:48:57 PM
JRoo
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"I heard one bar
k
and then a shot."
Huh?
lazy journalism
IXI Jim IXI
2012-01-18 01:49:18 PM
The article then went on to say, "The Bellingham PD is urging anyone with incredibly furry children to keep them inside, or at least to not let them retrieve Frisbees..."
soup
2012-01-18 01:50:05 PM
Why are cops so farking afraid of everything? I swear cops have become like nervous little monkeys with deadly weapons. You're just one "furtive" movement away from scaring the shiat out of it and getting your head blown off.
yert
2012-01-18 01:50:07 PM
IXI Jim IXI
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The article then went on to say, "The Bellingham PD is urging anyone with incredibly furry children to keep them inside, or at least to not let them retrieve Frisbees..."
goonie goo goo
BurnShrike
2012-01-18 01:50:26 PM
Officers are trained to deal with a variety of circumstances.
Circumstance A: Robbery
Solution: Shoot him
Circumstance B: Arson
Solution: Shoot him
Circumstance C: Dog
Solution: Shoot him
I don't see the training being that difficult.
IXI Jim IXI
2012-01-18 01:50:41 PM
jst3p
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Just once I would like to hear a dog owner say "Yeah, I didn't have him on a leash. He is usually friendly but sometimes he just likes to bite someone."
Just once, I would like to hear a cop say, "oops"...preferably within the first four or five shots.
Cheron
2012-01-18 01:50:43 PM
They have to make split decisions
Can I get away with killing something.
Are police the most cowardly group. Time and time again we here the weak refrain "I felt threatened."
Teen Wolf Blitzer
2012-01-18 01:50:44 PM
To all the people saying "bad cop", what would you have done?
radiovox
2012-01-18 01:50:59 PM
A cop could shoot and kill a girl scout troop selling cookies for being on his property and the "investigation" would find no wrong-doing. Does anyone think for a moment that they'll find any wrong-doing over shooting a dog? And good luck getting an apology from a cop. I wouldn't be surprised if his next move is to arrest and tase the dog's owner and charge her with assault and resisting arrest. Finally, he'll head to the vet and finish off the dog.
IXI Jim IXI
2012-01-18 01:51:33 PM
BurnShrike
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Circumstance B: Arson
Solution: Shoot him
I guess it's only reasonable to bring a gun to a fire fight.
jst3p
2012-01-18 01:51:44 PM
IXI Jim IXI
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jst3p: Just once I would like to hear a dog owner say "Yeah, I didn't have him on a leash. He is usually friendly but sometimes he just likes to bite someone."
Just once, I would like to hear a cop say, "oops"...preferably within the first four or five shots.
I am no cop lover, I just don't like dogs either. If the dog had mauled the cop it wouldn't bother me.
IXI Jim IXI
2012-01-18 01:52:12 PM
Teen Wolf Blitzer
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To all the people saying "bad cop", what would you have done?
Given back the frisbee?
chetbango
2012-01-18 01:52:59 PM
I love how the dog owners say "Labrador mix" when anybody with even a little knowledge of dogs can plainly see that that dog could more accurately be described as "pit bull mix". Not to say that pit bulls should be shot, but if the owners expect me to believe that their dog was a happy-go-lucky lab that the trigger-happy cop shot, I wonder what else they might be being deceitful about.
violentsalvation
2012-01-18 01:53:39 PM
Teen Wolf Blitzer
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To all the people saying "bad cop", what would you have done?
If I were a cop I would have a pocket full of dog bones.
Teen Wolf Blitzer
2012-01-18 01:54:01 PM
chetbango
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I love how the dog owners say "Labrador mix" when anybody with even a little knowledge of dogs can plainly see that that dog could more accurately be described as "pit bull mix". Not to say that pit bulls should be shot, but if the owners expect me to believe that their dog was a happy-go-lucky lab that the trigger-happy cop shot, I wonder what else they might be being deceitful about.
I was thinking the same thing, I just didn't want to say it.
Mearen
2012-01-18 01:55:15 PM
If you keep blaming bad behavour on training, it's time to change your methods of training.
yert
2012-01-18 01:57:30 PM
Mearen
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If you keep blaming bad behavour on training, it's time to change your methods of training.
training a dog is hard
soup
2012-01-18 01:58:05 PM
chetbango
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I love how the dog owners say "Labrador mix" when anybody with even a little knowledge of dogs can plainly see that that dog could more accurately be described as "pit bull mix". Not to say that pit bulls should be shot, but if the owners expect me to believe that their dog was a happy-go-lucky lab that the trigger-happy cop shot, I wonder what else they might be being deceitful about.
So what if it was a pitbull mix? That justifies shooting the dog in the face in the middle of a public park? Like the cop had never seen a dog chasing a frisbee before?
farking christ on a stick, you bootlickers will blindly accept anything an authority figure does, won't you?
Any normal human being would have just given the frisbee back. Sort of like if we lived in a civilized society.
IXI Jim IXI
2012-01-18 01:58:14 PM
yert
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Mearen: If you keep blaming bad behavour on training, it's time to change your methods of training.
training a dog is hard
...and cops don't appreciate it when you swat them with a newspaper.
Psycoholic_Slag
2012-01-18 01:59:21 PM
Teen Wolf Blitzer
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To all the people saying "bad cop", what would you have done?
Said "who's a good doggie?" and pet the biatch.
Pussy Cops.
Evil Mackerel
2012-01-18 01:59:44 PM
Teen Wolf Blitzer
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To all the people saying "bad cop", what would you have done?
Not assume all dogs will attack me.
/I have been attacked by dogs before, sometimes it was my fault i.e. on their property another time by a stray Most dogs just sniff and leave .some want free belly rubs.
Fett56
2012-01-18 02:01:47 PM
Coward.
spentmiles
2012-01-18 02:01:53 PM
Herr Morgenstern
2012-01-18 02:02:14 PM
Mearen
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If you keep blaming bad behavour on training, it's time to change your methods of training.
The funny thing is, this statement applies to both cops and dogs.
SisterMaryElephant
2012-01-18 02:07:06 PM
sometimes I wonder, why is that frisbee getting bigger?
and then it hits me
mongbiohazard
2012-01-18 02:11:33 PM
cgraves67
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The take-away:
Never, ever, ever let your dog run. At all. Ever. Every second they run, they could get shot by a skittish trigger-happy cop.
I know... Every time I read one of these stories it just makes me more and more paranoid about taking my little buddy outside. He's a super sweet, happy loving puppy who wants to get everyone to pet and love him..... so I keep worrying about some trigger-happy cop with personal issues shooting him when he tries to get some love from one and the cop shooting him in the face.
I always keep him on a leash (and he's trained to stay right next to my left leg when we walk around) unless it's in the dog park, but I don't think I'll be letting him anywhere near any cops when we walk around. In fact, I think I'll just keep myself in between him and any cops. If the cop shoots me for no good reason he
may
possibly end up getting in trouble for it eventually. If he shoots my dog he'll get off scott-free for sure.
Oliver Twisted
2012-01-18 02:12:24 PM
JRoo
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"I heard one bar and then a shot."
Huh?
And then Daniel Boone killed the bar.
spentmiles
2012-01-18 02:13:17 PM
mongbiohazard
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cgraves67: The take-away:
Never, ever, ever let your dog run. At all. Ever. Every second they run, they could get shot by a skittish trigger-happy cop.
I know... Every time I read one of these stories it just makes me more and more paranoid about taking my little buddy outside. He's a super sweet, happy loving puppy who wants to get everyone to pet and love him..... so I keep worrying about some trigger-happy cop with personal issues shooting him when he tries to get some love from one and the cop shooting him in the face.
I always keep him on a leash (and he's trained to stay right next to my left leg when we walk around) unless it's in the dog park, but I don't think I'll be letting him anywhere near any cops when we walk around. In fact, I think I'll just keep myself in between him and any cops. If the cop shoots me for no good reason he may possibly end up getting in trouble for it eventually. If he shoots my dog he'll get off scott-free for sure.
We're all praying for you.
DigitalCoffee
2012-01-18 02:21:26 PM
He didn't want to shoot the dog. In fact, it really tore him up to do it and he feels real bad about doing it.
But he did it anyway, even though it would make everyone unhappy, because...
/hot like a freshly fired .45 round
Mitch Taylor's Bro
2012-01-18 02:23:42 PM
Teen Wolf Blitzer
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To all the people saying "bad cop", what would you have done?
Not shot the dog. It's really that farking simple.
Captain_Ballbeard
2012-01-18 02:29:01 PM
cgraves67
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The take-away:
Never, ever, ever let your dog run. At all. Ever. Every second they run, they could get shot by a skittish trigger-happy cop.
Same goes for your Mexicans and Blacks.
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