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(STV.tv) Fail Even if Jesus is your co-pilot, cops will still fine you for reading your Bible and driving at the same time   (news.stv.tv) divider line 14
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BurnShrike
2012-01-18 10:58:42 AM
She was so engaged with the descriptions of Jesus in the bible, she was trying her best to cause an accident and meet him.
 
BurnShrike
2012-01-18 11:01:05 AM
BurnShrike: She was so engaged with the descriptions of Jesus in the bible, she was trying her best to cause an accident and meet him.

This is also my rationale for why people drive so badly after leaving church. Have you ever been on the roads around 11 or noon?! Holy fark. They're maniacs that can't wait to die.
 
Freakin Rican
2012-01-18 11:05:13 AM
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jesus the co-pilot....wheres he gonna sit?
 
imontheinternet
2012-01-18 11:09:26 AM
Studies show that meditating on the nature of the Force while driving increases reaction times by 63%.
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2012-01-18 11:12:03 AM
This reminds me of that country song "Jesus Take The Wheel", which is an example of why I believe all mainstream country artists should be crammed into a rocket and shot into the sun.
 
Sarah Palin's Conscience
2012-01-18 11:17:06 AM
Jesus is a pilot?

I thought he was a landscaper.

www.nextageteam.com
 
offmymeds
2012-01-18 11:23:10 AM
FirstNationalBastard: This reminds me of that country song "Jesus Take The Wheel", which is an example of why I believe all mainstream country artists should be crammed into a rocket and shot into the sun.

Just now read the lyrics. I most heartily agree with you.
 
Random Discord
2012-01-18 11:25:27 AM
BurnShrike: BurnShrike: She was so engaged with the descriptions of Jesus in the bible, she was trying her best to cause an accident and meet him.

This is also my rationale for why people drive so badly after leaving church. Have you ever been on the roads around 11 or noon?! Holy fark. They're maniacs self-righteous hypocrites that can't wait to die.

FTFY
 
WALMART.saves
2012-01-18 12:31:21 PM
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D_Evans45
2012-01-18 12:59:31 PM
imontheinternet: Studies show that meditating on the nature of the Force while driving increases reaction times by 63%.

No I think thats the weed slowing your perception of time ; )
 
Cargo
2012-01-18 01:32:23 PM
WALMART.saves: [webpages.charter.net image 576x432]

I really hoped that picture would show up here somewhere. Thank you for making my afternoon complete.
 
ObscureNameHere
2012-01-18 01:35:45 PM
Cargo: WALMART.saves: [webpages.charter.net image 576x432]

I really hoped that picture would show up here somewhere. Thank you for making my afternoon complete.

Is that before or after Jesus steals the guy's heroin?

/thinking of other internet famous pic....
 
divx88
2012-01-18 02:05:49 PM
 
Mr. Coffee Nerves [TotalFark]
2012-01-18 02:12:15 PM
WALMART.saves: [webpages.charter.net image 576x432]

I love the look of utter terror on the trucker's face, as if Jesus is saying "Ok, the trooper is coming up to the window. You will tell him that everything is cool and that you are alone in this truck delivering toys to orphans or I'm going to rape you over and over. Oh, spoiler alert: no matter what you tell him I'm still going to rape you over and over -- we're just talking potential audience now. Got it?"
 
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