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(Some Guy) Silly Man tries to escape police...with his walker. Still no cure for fuzzy tennis balls stuck in the mud   (newsleader.com) divider line 16
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Evil Mackerel
2012-01-18 11:44:37 AM
Imperial walker?
 
cgraves67
2012-01-18 11:46:46 AM
Evil Mackerel: Imperial walker?

Fortunately the police had just equipped their cruisers with grappling tethers.
 
Lone Stranger
2012-01-18 11:51:56 AM
If he had a Lark he might have got away.


/If i need a Lark I'm gonna ride it off the rim of the Grand Canyon and straight to Hell!
 
offmymeds
2012-01-18 11:55:58 AM
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Evil Mackerel
2012-01-18 11:55:59 AM
Lone Stranger: If he had a Lark he might have got away.


/If i need a Lark I'm gonna ride it off the rim of the Grand Canyon and straight to Hell!

Try an land on the T bird.
 
lack of warmth
2012-01-18 12:00:28 PM
I would say if he had a white ford bronco, he could've drove forever at 35mph with his left blinker on. The old guy would've even had time to go inside and talk to his family first, before surrendering to officers. Besides old men don't stop for losing tennis balls. Those were another pair of fuzzy balls that held him for the police.
 
Ed Grubermann
2012-01-18 12:22:30 PM
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Amateur.
 
Rheubie
2012-01-18 12:39:39 PM
Why is it always "fuzzy" tennis balls? Is there any other kind?
 
Sin_City_Superhero [TotalFark]
2012-01-18 12:41:59 PM
During the chase, speeds reached 50 to 60 mph

OH THE HUMANITY!!!!
 
kelleygreen [TotalFark]
2012-01-18 01:23:15 PM
Oh yay, my hometown make Fark. I was thinking the 5 year old that stabbed 3 people over a juicebox in the trailerpark in Greene County on Monday would have made it before this.
 
JonnyBGoode
2012-01-18 01:46:58 PM
Rheubie: Why is it always "fuzzy" tennis balls? Is there any other kind?

It's like asking why are they always "steel" chairs at wrestling matches.
 
JonnyBGoode
2012-01-18 01:48:48 PM
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"I do ever so want the ball!"
 
Tarmangani
2012-01-18 01:59:46 PM
The proper way to escape authorities with a Walker:
alsolikelife.com
 
kelleygreen [TotalFark]
2012-01-18 02:30:22 PM
kelleygreen: Oh yay, my hometown make Fark. I was thinking the 5 year old that stabbed 3 people over a juicebox in the trailerpark in Greene County on Monday would have made it before this.

made.
 
Badmonkey82009
2012-01-18 05:23:29 PM
When my fuzzy tennis balls get stuck in the mud, I normally just adjust my shorts, grab my racket and try to walk on my tip toes.
 
whizbangthedirtfarmer
2012-01-19 11:29:57 AM
kelleygreen: kelleygreen: Oh yay, my hometown make Fark. I was thinking the 5 year old that stabbed 3 people over a juicebox in the trailerpark in Greene County on Monday would have made it before this.

made.

Yes, unfortunately there didn't appear to be a decent news source for that one.

/Harrisonburger
 
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