Boobies.... amiright?

Cross squatchs are infertile, like a mule.

Ew.



/farking nasty

2012 Headline of the year winner right there!

Best In The World: "Not necessity, not desire - no, the love of power is the demon of men. Let them have everything - health, food, a place to live, entertainment - they are and remain unhappy and low-spirited: for the demon waits and waits and will be satisfied." - Friedrich Nietzche

I don't mean 2 bash a sister but let's be real, bro. Kim Kardashian is 1 of tha best lookin women of all time. OF ALL TIME. That's a hard level of competition for Khloe to have ta deal wit. She's like the Frank Shamrock of the family. The Frank Stallone. Motherfarking parents shoulda called that biatch Frank. She like Anne Frank, go stick her up in an attic for a while and tell her to write a diary. I don't need to see no more of her.

I do mean to bash a sister. Kim looks like a Great Dane with a fat ass. This no talent bunch of AWs needs to go away, and the damned media needs to stop reporting on every detail of this waste of human flesh family. I have going to the store because I know I'll be faced with magazines with very important headlines, like "Kim is sad" or "Can Khloe co-exist with Han Solo again". They've turned an Olympic hero into Mrs. Doubtfire, and blazed the trail for talentless ho-bags to get famous by releasing tapes of themselves having sex.

Go away, never come back, and DIAF. That is all.

Earpj: Poison:

I do mean to bash a sister. Kim looks like a Great Dane with a fat ass. This no talent bunch of AWs needs to go away, and the damned media needs to stop reporting on every detail of this waste of human flesh family. I have going to the store because I know I'll be faced with magazines with very important headlines, like "Kim is sad" or "Can Khloe co-exist with Han Solo again". They've turned an Olympic hero into Mrs. Doubtfire, and blazed the trail for talentless ho-bags to get famous by releasing tapes of themselves having sex.

Go away, never come back, and DIAF. That is all.

I think I love you.

The mom makes me laugh. What can she say? "We're famous b/c my daughter's a whore." Makes me sick.

I get my inevitable Kardashian news from The Soup. I would have mad respect for the Queen Whore if she would just come out and say that.

Best In The World: Poison: Best In The World: "Not necessity, not desire - no, the love of power is the demon of men. Let them have everything - health, food, a place to live, entertainment - they are and remain unhappy and low-spirited: for the demon waits and waits and will be satisfied." - Friedrich Nietzche

I don't mean 2 bash a sister but let's be real, bro. Kim Kardashian is 1 of tha best lookin women of all time. OF ALL TIME. That's a hard level of competition for Khloe to have ta deal wit. She's like the Frank Shamrock of the family. The Frank Stallone. Motherfarking parents shoulda called that biatch Frank. She like Anne Frank, go stick her up in an attic for a while and tell her to write a diary. I don't need to see no more of her.

I do mean to bash a sister. Kim looks like a Great Dane with a fat ass. This no talent bunch of AWs needs to go away, and the damned media needs to stop reporting on every detail of this waste of human flesh family. I have going to the store because I know I'll be faced with magazines with very important headlines, like "Kim is sad" or "Can Khloe co-exist with Han Solo again". They've turned an Olympic hero into Mrs. Doubtfire, and blazed the trail for talentless ho-bags to get famous by releasing tapes of themselves having sex.

Go away, never come back, and DIAF. That is all.

Whoa, bro. Why U gotta be so negative? I used ta have twisted thoughts but then my Sensai taught me the Om Shanti Shanti. Do u knot ha Om Shanti Shanti? It's calmed many men.

It go:
Om Shanti Shanti Shanti
Mettāvihārā yo bhikkhu
pasanno Buddhasāsane
Adhigacche padaṃ santaṃ
saṅkhārāpasamaṃ sukhaṃ

Om Shanti Shanti Shanti
Alaṅkato ce'pi samaṃ careyya
santo danto niyato brahmacārī
Sabbesu bhūtesu nidhāya daṇḍaṃ
so brāhmaṇo so samaṇo sa bhikkhu.
Om Shanti Shanti Shanti.

Then u just peace out

Why do I have to be so negative? Because these ass clowns are force fed to the American public 24/7. And hate doesn't come easily to me, but they make it happen.

Woo hoo, my second green today. Maybe drew IS approving everything.

Did they ever catch the guy that hit her with the shovel?

Amurica...Fark Ya!: Ew.

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yum.

(I think some people are not photogenic, where others are very photogenic. you can meet a Khloe in real life and go wow! while someone who looks fantastic in photos is... not so much in real life)(I don't know why that is... do any photographers have any theories about that?)

/khloe's the most real
//kourtney makes me sad
///kimmy cakes should have married reggie
///kendall and the other one are lost causes
/bruce jenner did it to himself

k4mi: 2012 Headline of the year winner right there!

Agreed.

Snarkly funny, timely and a little twisted.

If there was a '+2' subby, you would be awarded it.

if they have a kid thats going to be one gigantic child.

What the hybrid offspring of Khloe/human basketball player might look like

Damn she's a hose beast and downright dog butt ugly.

The Kardashians need to be mocked heavily, hated in general and just go away.

However, Khloe wanting be a mother, but being unable to and seeking what medical means she can to fix that...no, that does not need to be mocked. She needs to be left alone on that if not supported.

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Amurica...Fark Ya!: Ew.

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/farking nasty

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yum.

(I think some people are not photogenic, where others are very photogenic. you can meet a Khloe in real life and go wow! while someone who looks fantastic in photos is... not so much in real life)(I don't know why that is... do any photographers have any theories about that?)

/khloe's the most real
//kourtney makes me sad
///kimmy cakes should have married reggie
///kendall and the other one are lost causes
/bruce jenner did it to himself

YEah, she actually looks pretty decent there. the 'big' issue is her sisters are basically 5 foot nuthin', so her 5'8-5'9" frame looks HUGE compared to them. She's not that big at all, but close to midgets even Gary Coleman would look huge.

I can't stand the Kardashians ("Cantstandsya!"), but I feel really bad for anyone going through issues with infertility. Especially in the public eye. My wife and I have been trying for a little over 3 years and the amount of heart ache/self loathing/embarrassment that occurs is terrible. To have to go through that shiat in the public eye has to be horrible. I actually feel bad for a Kardashian. 2012 really must be the end for us all.

Something I have always wondered: why the HELL does she have an 'h' in her first name?

Actually, I'm advocating sterilization of their whole god damned family.

If they manage to conceive, it will be the final proof that Neanderthals were indeed able to mate with modern Homo sapiens.

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yum.

(I think some people are not photogenic, where others are very photogenic. you can meet a Khloe in real life and go wow! while someone who looks fantastic in photos is... not so much in real life)(I don't know why that is... do any photographers have any theories about that?)

/khloe's the most real
//kourtney makes me sad
///kimmy cakes should have married reggie
///kendall and the other one are lost causes
/bruce jenner did it to himself

You know waaaay too much about that family. May God have mercy on your soul.

I'd hit it.

/coming is style, but have I have to go

Heh. I giggled.

Can the mods who greenlight ANYTHING Karashian please be severely beaten until Fark is free of this parasite.

Please!

i think a balance is coming back to the force... I had to actually click on the link to be reminded which sister this was, meaning that perhaps they are fading away permenently in my brain.