I can't decide between "At least it's a shorter helicopter ride to the parking lot, but a longer Hoveround ride to his steel-reinforced, ham-fountain-equipped viewing tank" or "Fun Fact: The Metlife Stadium at the Meadowlands was originally designed to be Chris Christie's single-serving cereal bowl."

Can't afford police, fire or teachers but Tubbo the Magic Clown can justify this?

lajimi: Can't afford police, fire or teachers but Tubbo the Magic Clown can justify this?

The NFL and the New York Football Giants are mall business job creators. They can't be expected to be required to pay millions of dollars for their own celebrations and marketing. That would just be rank redistribution of wealth.

kronicfeld: The NFL and the New York Football Giants are mall business job creators.

That's an extremely appropriate typo.... there's a huge mall that was built @ Giants Stadium which has been sitting unfinished for years. No construction jobs, no movie theater jobs, no Orange Julius jobs... nothing.

One game at a time there, chubsy.

How.....festive.

Have there been any fat jokes yet?

Don't worry Governor. The parade will be in San Francisco.

Robert1966: Got to see the last parade from work after they beat the Pats. Definitely better than seeing them in a freakin' parking lot!

Oh, c'mon. Who doesn't love a parade through a sea of smoldering hibachis and empty cans and bottles of Miller Lite?

Freakin Rican: in a way i agree. theres no reason they should be playing in jersey. we could have built a stadium somewhere else in ny. long island has room as well

As a Long Islander who knows what happens to the roads on Belmont Stakes day, I don't think having an almost-weekly event involving 80,000 people on this island would be the best of ideas.

Chubbo shouldn't be telling anybody else where to "parade," considering that he wouldn't be able to parade much farther than the distance between his refrigerator and his living room sofa without a helicopter assist. And oh, guess what, Lardass? There's an actual football game this Sunday and, unless the Giants win it (and the Niners have a little something to say about that), the only place the Giants will be marching is home to watch the Super Bowl on TV. And the Giants are currently listed as the underdogs in that game, so don't count your Kentucky Fried Chickens until they're hatched.

Freakin Rican: FreakinB: Freakin Rican: in a way i agree. theres no reason they should be playing in jersey. we could have built a stadium somewhere else in ny. long island has room as well

As a Long Islander who knows what happens to the roads on Belmont Stakes day, I don't think having an almost-weekly event involving 80,000 people on this island would be the best of ideas.

im an ex LIer as well and i know the traffic. but you can locate it somewhere close to mass trans. like yank and mets stadiums. could have moved it to shea's old location before making it a parking lot. staten island maybe(yuk). who knows. just stick them in NY somewhere

Ah. I don't count Queens as Long Island. Geographically yes, but when you say "Long Island" nobody's thinking Queens or Brooklyn.

Anyways, I have no problem with them playing in Jersey beyond the fact that it's kind of a pain in the ass for me to get there. And despite being in a different state, the stadium is closer to Manhattan than most of the sites you're talking about.

...and if the Patriots win, he should shave Brady's name into his chest.

xanadian: ...and if the Patriots win, he should shave Brady's name into his chest.

With the size of that chest, he could shave the full names of the Patriots' entire starting lineup in his chest hair. Moot point, however, since the Giants will be watching the Super Bowl on TV.

Cyberluddite: xanadian: ...and if the Patriots win, he should shave Brady's name into his chest.

With the size of that chest, he could shave the full names of the Patriots' entire starting lineup in his chest hair. Moot point, however, since the Giants will be watching the Super Bowl on TV.

Sounds like a job creator to me!

spentmiles: The Giants stink. The Jets deserve to be in the Superbowl, and they would be if it weren't for the horrendous officiating.

"Homer's Law" is the sports corollary to Poe's Law.

Mr. Coffee Nerves: "Fun Fact: The Metlife Stadium at the Meadowlands was originally designed to be Chris Christie's single-serving cereal bowl."

That's fantastic. +1