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(New York Daily News) Asinine TSA apologizes for strip searching elderly women...also, ugly women, men, women with small boobs, people with hideous disfiguring scars, and pets   (nydailynews.com) divider line 16
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offmymeds
2012-01-18 10:05:02 AM
And children, subby. Don't forget the children.
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Tatterdemalian
2012-01-18 10:20:46 AM
Strip searching a person who has had no intimate contact with anyone for years can be traumatically arousing, and grounds for a lawsuit under the new "If It Chubs" law that I just pulled directly out of my ass.

/the court may now commence snickering
 
steklo
2012-01-18 10:42:20 AM
So, in effect, if one is a "groper" then being a TSA agent is the job to do!

Pervs everywhere rejoyce!
 
Rude Turnip
2012-01-18 10:55:39 AM
I'm waiting for the headline where citizens start making citizen's arrests of TSA thugs. My money is on Texas.
 
Donnchadha [TotalFark]
2012-01-18 11:11:04 AM
Rude Turnip: I'm waiting for the headline where citizens start making citizen's arrests of TSA thugs. My money is on Texas.

I could see that go either way. One on hand, your stereotypical Texan would be offended by getting extra screening that should be reserved for "seekret muslins", but on the other, disobeying the TSA is tantamount to treason and they need to be pledgin' their allegiance louder than everybody else.

CSB -- The first major holiday after the backscatters got a bunch of attention (I think it was thanksgiving 2010), I was going through the security cattle line and some woman ahead of me was requesting that she get the backscatter treatment because it was her patriotic duty. I wept for the Bill of Rights -- quietly, as to not give the TSA reason to arrest me.
 
mr smart the great
2012-01-18 11:23:48 AM
dumasses all the tsa is and yes i work for them but hey im the tsa dude that's sitting in the back room playing my Nintendo ds rather than look at the three dimensional nude figures- like porn it gets boring after a while or video games or the wife for that matter

still trying to beat the Nintendo star fox haven't got the entire left passage is it even possible? oh i also cruise fark at work to.
 
nocturn
2012-01-18 11:23:55 AM
Hey now, nothing wrong with a nice set of b-cups on a slim figure.

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superfudge73
2012-01-18 11:25:27 AM
Everyone keeps complaining that "old people" need to be exempted from TSA procedures, I disagree. Old people are most likely to be recruited by terrorists for suicide missions because, given their age, they're probably going to die soon anyway. Plus old people are super gullible and will fall for anything.
 
baronvonzipper
2012-01-18 11:51:52 AM
superfudge73: Everyone keeps complaining that "old people" need to be exempted from TSA procedures, I disagree. Old people are most likely to be recruited by terrorists for suicide missions because, given their age, they're probably going to die soon anyway. Plus old people are super gullible and will fall for anything.

.....
/got nothin'
 
LemSkroob
2012-01-18 11:57:22 AM
Today's fun fact:

After 9/11 TSA spent $29.6 million on "puffer machines" for passenger screening

Almost all of those machines now sit in basement storage lockers in airports across the nation. because they are giant useless wastes of garbage.

Good work, guys.
 
Surool
2012-01-18 12:28:01 PM
offmymeds: And children, subby. Don't forget the children.
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They don't apologize for that. They consider that a 'perk'.
 
Clemkadidlefark
2012-01-18 01:03:32 PM
TSA apologizes for strip searching elderly women...also, ugly women, men, women with small boobs, people with hideous disfiguring scars, and pets

... but not me. After being hospitalized and in a wheelchair, and in the airport trying to get home 90% unable to stand, Christmas Eve, I was thoroughly groped and felt up by ... not a woman ... but a too-pleasant elderly gentleman searching my balls for explosives.

At least I think he was TSA.
 
Gig103 [TotalFark]
2012-01-18 03:05:46 PM
Notice they don't apologize for strip searching Arab-looking people. Because racial profiling is okay when you are the TSA, just like molestation.
 
HK-MP5-SD
2012-01-18 03:21:14 PM
disfiguring scars you say?
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I would search the hell out of it.
 
vudukungfu
2012-01-18 04:34:24 PM
The TSA can ██ █ ██
 
fnordfocus [TotalFark]
2012-01-19 12:07:05 AM
LemSkroob: After 9/11 TSA spent $29.6 million on "puffer machines" for passenger screening

That's pretty much a rounding error in their budget.

Didn't DHS spend more than that on snow cone machines?
 
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