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2012-01-18 08:27:00 AM
I banged Miranda so I'm getting a kick out of these replies. (That are sure to come, right?)
 
2012-01-18 08:32:57 AM
Oh thank god. All the women in that series suffer from a serious case of LaraCroftitis.

Miranda's outfit and massive fanboyservice boobs are the reason I could never take her seriously as a character. Your unlockable outfit is a leather fetish outfit? That's not a good combat suit!
 
2012-01-18 09:16:19 AM
Rincewind53: Miranda's outfit and massive fanboyservice boobs are the reason I could never take her seriously as a character. Your unlockable outfit is a leather fetish outfit? That's not a good combat suit!

Get out.
 
2012-01-18 09:17:55 AM
Rincewind53: Oh thank god. All the women in that series suffer from a serious case of LaraCroftitis.

Miranda's outfit and massive fanboyservice boobs are the reason I could never take her seriously as a character. Your unlockable outfit is a leather fetish outfit? That's not a good combat suit!


fandangogroovers.files.wordpress.com

Disagrees.
 
2012-01-18 09:37:13 AM
BTW, given the provided pictures of the figurine, that rack is rather prominent.
 
2012-01-18 09:51:07 AM
Pics are blocked at work. Damn SOPA :(
 
2012-01-18 10:25:04 AM
Yeah, I'd totally trade free speech online for some pixel boobies.
 
2012-01-18 10:48:53 AM
If you're not going to bang Miranda, Kelly Chambers is where it's at, and that's a farking fact.
 
2012-01-18 10:58:17 AM
Kasira: Yeah, I'd totally trade free speech online for some pixel boobies.

Good news! It's an action figurestatue.
 
2012-01-18 11:04:51 AM
mitchcumstein1: If you're not going to bang Miranda, Kelly Chambers is where it's at, and that's a farking fact.

hell yes, kelly chambers.

/that is, if my shepard wasn't already in a commited relationship with liara
//who looks fine the way she is, btw
///how were they gonna write that in? "oh you know, after taking down the shadow broker, i had some credits kicking around, so i thought 'oh what the hell.'
 
2012-01-18 11:11:42 AM
*facepalm* Farking anime-ass shiat.

The hell with the tits, all the proportions are screwed up. That figurine is about 10 heads tall and has the face of a child, who doesn't really resemble Liara at all. WTF, Japan?
 
2012-01-18 11:11:46 AM
For BioWare fans: have you seen the jugs on some of the chicks in SW:TOR??? Good Grief, you could put an eye or two out with those things!!
 
2012-01-18 11:12:52 AM
Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: WTF, Japan?

ahem.

"OH THOSE WACKY JAPANESE!!1!" *laugh track*
 
2012-01-18 11:13:08 AM
So I'm the only one that went with Tali because I found her personality engaging?

/can't trust Miranda, she's a Cerberus whore
 
2012-01-18 11:14:44 AM
xanadian: For BioWare fans: have you seen the jugs on some of the chicks in SW:TOR??? Good Grief, you could put an eye or two out with those things!!

QFT

I attribute this to the fact that implants are equipable items.
 
2012-01-18 11:20:27 AM
Model for Liara:

images.wikia.com

/would love to see the real boobies
 
2012-01-18 11:21:16 AM
cgraves67: So I'm the only one that went with Tali because I found her personality engaging?

/can't trust Miranda, she's a Cerberus whore


I went with Miranda mostly because the situation seemed to fall into my lap (it was obvious what dialogue to choose), but I wish I'd went with Talia. It's weird how I always liked her more despite never seeing her face.
 
2012-01-18 11:27:34 AM
cgraves67: So I'm the only one that went with Tali because I found her personality engaging?

/can't trust Miranda, she's a Cerberus whore


Playing FemShep, I went with Thane because I figured if I was going to cheat on Liara, I'd go with the person who'd hopefully die before Mass Effect 3.
 
2012-01-18 11:29:49 AM
Disposable Rob: Playing FemShep

Playing FemShep, I didn't go with anybody because I was too much of a biatch to care about a relationship

/MaleShep, I went with Tali
 
2012-01-18 11:30:59 AM
RexTalionis: Kasira: Yeah, I'd totally trade free speech online for some pixel boobies.

Good news! It's an action figurestatue.


Oh, well that's what I get for not Ring TFA.
 
2012-01-18 11:39:11 AM
SkittlesAreYum: cgraves67: So I'm the only one that went with Tali because I found her personality engaging?

/can't trust Miranda, she's a Cerberus whore

I went with Miranda mostly because the situation seemed to fall into my lap (it was obvious what dialogue to choose), but I wish I'd went with Talia. It's weird how I always liked her more despite never seeing her face.


The Tali thing was funny-awkward like the Garrus thing.

The Miranda thing just felt wrong since she was your X-O for that chickenshiat outfit, but manipulating your non-commanding underlings into having sexual relations seems to be the standard in crpg "romance".
 
2012-01-18 11:40:18 AM
Rincewind53: Miranda's outfit and massive fanboyservice boobs are the reason I could never take her seriously as a character. Your unlockable outfit is a leather fetish outfit? That's not a good combat suit!

Guess a person's view of the outfit is biased by personal stuff - I saw it as just black armor (after all, it's got plating on it), not a "leather fetish outfit"
 
2012-01-18 11:41:56 AM
SkittlesAreYum: I went with Miranda mostly because the situation seemed to fall into my lap (it was obvious what dialogue to choose), but I wish I'd went with Talia. It's weird how I always liked her more despite never seeing her face.

I created a second save before the sex scenes became available and nailed both, lol.
 
2012-01-18 11:43:04 AM
Garrus....swoon.

Reach, flexibility, calibrations, etc.
 
2012-01-18 11:47:52 AM
Tali was awesome in one.


Oh, she has a romance now? fark yes, she was my favorite charachter!

...


......


............I want my old Tali back....

-my first play through.
 
2012-01-18 11:48:25 AM
You're all doing it wrong. You have the relationship with Miranda, you hate fark Jack, you get Kelly on the side to feed your fish and meet your in your quarters, and keep stringing along Liara. This can all be done simultaneously.
 
2012-01-18 11:51:26 AM
Picked Miranda here. It's probably the closest I'll get to doing Yvonne Strahovski. (sigh)
 
2012-01-18 11:51:29 AM
Miggity: You're all doing it wrong. You have the relationship with Miranda, you hate fark Jack, you get Kelly on the side to feed your fish and meet your in your quarters, and keep stringing along Liara. This can all be done simultaneously.

Yeah, but you can't do all of them, eventually you have to make the choice of who you're going to go with.
 
2012-01-18 11:56:31 AM
mitchcumstein1: Miggity: You're all doing it wrong. You have the relationship with Miranda, you hate fark Jack, you get Kelly on the side to feed your fish and meet your in your quarters, and keep stringing along Liara. This can all be done simultaneously.

Yeah, but you can't do all of them, eventually you have to make the choice of who you're going to go with.


Does 3 of 4 work?

You can hate fark Jack at any time without affecting relationships.
You can have the relationship with Miranda/Tali OR you can have the relationship with Kelly (though you can have her feed the fish either way, but you can't go any further).
Then with LOTSB, you can fark Liara again while still maintaining your old relationship with Miranda/Tali.
Plus you can fark Morinth at any time after the Suicide Mission (albeit with the whole dying thing).
 
2012-01-18 11:57:17 AM
Miggity: You're all doing it wrong. You have the relationship with Miranda, you hate fark Jack, you get Kelly on the side to feed your fish and meet your in your quarters, and keep stringing along Liara. This can all be done simultaneously.

You're a bisexual man whore? /Never played the games.
 
2012-01-18 11:57:42 AM
mitchcumstein1: Miggity: You're all doing it wrong. You have the relationship with Miranda, you hate fark Jack, you get Kelly on the side to feed your fish and meet your in your quarters, and keep stringing along Liara. This can all be done simultaneously.

Yeah, but you can't do all of them, eventually you have to make the choice of who you're going to go with.


You can definitely have meaningless sex with Jack and still have the serious relationship with Miranda, and I still had Kelly up in my quarters on the side.
 
2012-01-18 11:58:40 AM
I haven't played the game in forever and didn't read the article, though I did look at the pics. Did they make her jugs bigger on the statue?
 
2012-01-18 11:58:42 AM
Just finished ME2 this past weekend. Hooked up with Tali hoping they'd show her face. Will probably play through again and try for someone else.
 
2012-01-18 11:59:55 AM
meyerkev: mitchcumstein1: Miggity: You're all doing it wrong. You have the relationship with Miranda, you hate fark Jack, you get Kelly on the side to feed your fish and meet your in your quarters, and keep stringing along Liara. This can all be done simultaneously.

Yeah, but you can't do all of them, eventually you have to make the choice of who you're going to go with.

Does 3 of 4 work?

You can hate fark Jack at any time without affecting relationships.
You can have the relationship with Miranda/Tali OR you can have the relationship with Kelly (though you can have her feed the fish either way, but you can't go any further).
Then with LOTSB, you can fark Liara again while still maintaining your old relationship with Miranda/Tali.
Plus you can fark Morinth at any time after the Suicide Mission (albeit with the whole dying thing).


There we go! This is accurate. This is what I did.
 
2012-01-18 12:01:38 PM
Wayne 985: Miggity: You're all doing it wrong. You have the relationship with Miranda, you hate fark Jack, you get Kelly on the side to feed your fish and meet your in your quarters, and keep stringing along Liara. This can all be done simultaneously.

You're a bisexual man whore? /Never played the games.


jack is a chick, GAWD GET WITH IT
 
2012-01-18 12:05:28 PM
Miggity: mitchcumstein1: Miggity: You're all doing it wrong. You have the relationship with Miranda, you hate fark Jack, you get Kelly on the side to feed your fish and meet your in your quarters, and keep stringing along Liara. This can all be done simultaneously.

Yeah, but you can't do all of them, eventually you have to make the choice of who you're going to go with.

You can definitely have meaningless sex with Jack and still have the serious relationship with Miranda, and I still had Kelly up in my quarters on the side.


You can't have Kelly up when you've had a relationship, maybe she came up, but she didn't dance.
 
2012-01-18 12:05:53 PM
Wayne 985: Miggity: You're all doing it wrong. You have the relationship with Miranda, you hate fark Jack, you get Kelly on the side to feed your fish and meet your in your quarters, and keep stringing along Liara. This can all be done simultaneously.

You're a bisexual man whore? /Never played the games.


Jack is a chick. a chick that looks like a twelve year old boy with full-body tattoos and an adolescent attitude(and an a-cup bikini top made of leather belts), but a chick none the less.
 
2012-01-18 12:06:22 PM
My Femshep made it with Liara. I don't mind the blue skin but I do wish she had hair instead of those weird almost-a-tentacle things.


/and Kelly. Oh yes, Kelly.
 
2012-01-18 12:06:26 PM
Ah, the anime standard "Boobs so large she shouldn't be able to clap".
 
2012-01-18 12:10:12 PM
mitchcumstein1: Miggity: mitchcumstein1: Miggity: You're all doing it wrong. You have the relationship with Miranda, you hate fark Jack, you get Kelly on the side to feed your fish and meet your in your quarters, and keep stringing along Liara. This can all be done simultaneously.

Yeah, but you can't do all of them, eventually you have to make the choice of who you're going to go with.

You can definitely have meaningless sex with Jack and still have the serious relationship with Miranda, and I still had Kelly up in my quarters on the side.

You can't have Kelly up when you've had a relationship, maybe she came up, but she didn't dance.


It's been about a year since I played but I definitely saw her dance up in my quarters. Could it have been before I got with Miranda in the engine room?
 
2012-01-18 12:15:10 PM
Wayne 985: Miggity: You're all doing it wrong. You have the relationship with Miranda, you hate fark Jack, you get Kelly on the side to feed your fish and meet your in your quarters, and keep stringing along Liara. This can all be done simultaneously.

You're a bisexual man whore? /Never played the games.


Jack is this random farked-up biotic (scifi magic user) who walks around with straps for a bra. Despite this, she's actually a decent character (esp. if you do the Paragon route), instead of just beingMs. Fanservice.
 
2012-01-18 12:18:23 PM
Miggity: mitchcumstein1: Miggity: mitchcumstein1: Miggity: You're all doing it wrong. You have the relationship with Miranda, you hate fark Jack, you get Kelly on the side to feed your fish and meet your in your quarters, and keep stringing along Liara. This can all be done simultaneously.

Yeah, but you can't do all of them, eventually you have to make the choice of who you're going to go with.

You can definitely have meaningless sex with Jack and still have the serious relationship with Miranda, and I still had Kelly up in my quarters on the side.

You can't have Kelly up when you've had a relationship, maybe she came up, but she didn't dance.

It's been about a year since I played but I definitely saw her dance up in my quarters. Could it have been before I got with Miranda in the engine room?


What you do is you play out the whole relationship with Miranda/Tali during the main game, and you go through all the relationship dialogue with Kelly. After you complete the main storyline, you can invite your current love interest up to your room with you. If you are still in the relationship with Miranda/Tali, obviously that's the character who comes up to your quarters.

However, you can then go talk to them, and one of the dialogue options is to end the relationship. At that point, as long as you have done all the right dialogue options for Kelly, you can invite her up instead of Miranda/Tali.
 
2012-01-18 12:22:11 PM
KiltedBastich: Miggity: mitchcumstein1: Miggity: mitchcumstein1: Miggity: You're all doing it wrong. You have the relationship with Miranda, you hate fark Jack, you get Kelly on the side to feed your fish and meet your in your quarters, and keep stringing along Liara. This can all be done simultaneously.

Yeah, but you can't do all of them, eventually you have to make the choice of who you're going to go with.

You can definitely have meaningless sex with Jack and still have the serious relationship with Miranda, and I still had Kelly up in my quarters on the side.

You can't have Kelly up when you've had a relationship, maybe she came up, but she didn't dance.

It's been about a year since I played but I definitely saw her dance up in my quarters. Could it have been before I got with Miranda in the engine room?

What you do is you play out the whole relationship with Miranda/Tali during the main game, and you go through all the relationship dialogue with Kelly. After you complete the main storyline, you can invite your current love interest up to your room with you. If you are still in the relationship with Miranda/Tali, obviously that's the character who comes up to your quarters.

However, you can then go talk to them, and one of the dialogue options is to end the relationship. At that point, as long as you have done all the right dialogue options for Kelly, you can invite her up instead of Miranda/Tali.


That's cold hearted right there, I never thought to break up with Miranda/Tali, I thought you picked one and stayed.

But I'm a one woman/alien/farked up biotic man.
 
2012-01-18 12:28:56 PM
cgraves67: Wayne 985: Miggity: You're all doing it wrong. You have the relationship with Miranda, you hate fark Jack, you get Kelly on the side to feed your fish and meet your in your quarters, and keep stringing along Liara. This can all be done simultaneously.

You're a bisexual man whore? /Never played the games.

Jack is a chick. a chick that looks like a twelve year old boy with full-body tattoos and an adolescent attitude(and an a-cup bikini top made of leather belts), but a chick none the less.


She's an expy of Jack from Pitch Black (minus the biotic powers).

And just an FYI to everyone, download the demo for Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning. You get a free armor set when you get retail ME3 (and you get a set in KoA:R for downloading ME3 demo). KoA actually looks pretty cool, even if it does play like DA2. Hopefully it won't have such a crappy story.

4 playthroughs for ME3:
1) 1st playthrough (no clue what I was doing, ended up romancing Tali).
2) Full paragon (romanced Liara)
3) Full renegade (romanced Miranda)
4) How I'd actually play with full P/R options open (gotta love ME2 save editor).

/Can't wait for ME3!!
 
2012-01-18 12:38:48 PM
mitchcumstein1: That's cold hearted right there, I never thought to break up with Miranda/Tali, I thought you picked one and stayed.

But I'm a one woman/alien/farked up biotic man.


Only did it the once when playing a Renegade Shep that I deliberately set up as a playa' (i.e. tried to advance all the romance options at once, just to see how far I could get with each at the same time). Normally it's too much bother, and I stick to one and go with it.
 
2012-01-18 12:40:38 PM
Tyrone Biggums: Just finished ME2 this past weekend. Hooked up with Tali hoping they'd show her face. Will probably play through again and try for someone else.

It's essential that they never show her face. As long as you can't see it, you can imagine her as looking ideal.

/went with Ashley for ME1, and stayed faithful through ME2
//romanced Tali once, but I felt kind of creepy doing it
 
2012-01-18 01:14:13 PM
optional: /went with Ashley for ME1, and stayed faithful through ME2

On the wiki for ME3 it says Shepard will be rewarded for staying faithful to Ashley. It also says there will be "consequences" for not remaining faithful to Liara.

/at least that is what I think I read.
 
2012-01-18 01:18:41 PM
Ohh and the Kinect integration sounds pretty badass. Considering ME3 was the only reason I wanted a Kinect, it's nice to hear the voice commands work as well as I hoped.
 
2012-01-18 01:20:19 PM
The ME2 consequences for doing/not doing stuff in ME1 were all basically throw away scenes or emails.

/ah yes... Choices that "matter" in Mass Effect. We have dismissed those claims.
 
2012-01-18 01:24:59 PM
wildcardjack: Ah, the anime standard "Boobs so large she shouldn't be able to clap".

She can clap, just not with her hands.
 
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