Hahaha...awesome

I think they should keep having more and more debates, faster and faster. Keep having debates until they spend more time debating than not debating.

Instead of debating, have a beer pong contest.

nekom: Well? Is there?

/DRTFA

It's a little long for my tastes, but well worth the read.

nekom: Well? Is there?

/DRTFA

YES

/the answer you deserve

We get it, they're drooling pizzas.

I LOL'd.

How does a Republican win? Let them talk for 30 seconds.
How does a Republican lose? Let them talk for 2 minutes.

/still proving itself true

TL;DR

Yes?

/drtfa

In a bowl, combine the butter, mustard, onion and poppy seeds. Spread over cut sides of buns. Layer ham and cheese on bottom halves; replace tops. Wrap each sandwich in foil; place on a baking sheet.

Now, that, my friends, is pretty funny.

Jake Havechek: Instead of debating, have a beer pong contest.

You mean the MSNBC/Alpha Beta Frat house debate-o-rama?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zol7W3oe-Eg

He's still like whoah

Who cares?

A Terrible Human: Damn how do they have time to campaign with all these useless but lulzy debate?

When your entire platform is "THE BLACK DEMOCRAT DID IT!" you tend to wind up with a lot of free time.

Lucky LaRue: tl;dr

PottyMcNugg: TL;DR

Yes, first simulpost on Fark.

Only took like 10 years.

PottyMcNugg: Lucky LaRue: tl;dr

PottyMcNugg: TL;DR

Yes, first simulpost on Fark.

Only took like 10 years.

Lucky LaRue 2012-01-18 09:28:23 AM
PottyMcNugg 2012-01-18 09:28:49 AM

Might want to take a second look. Sorry for being the Debbie Downer here.

Jake Havechek: In a bowl, combine the butter, mustard, onion and poppy seeds. Spread over cut sides of buns. Layer ham and cheese on bottom halves; replace tops. Wrap each sandwich in foil; place on a baking sheet.


That DOES sound delish.

Or, alternatively:

In a small pot, simmer Indian spices (garlic, ginger, paprika, turmeric, cumin, salt, coriander) in olive oil. Add finely diced potatoes and a finely diced onion, coat with mixture. Add one cup hot water, allow to simmer down until mixture is pretty thick.

In a separate bowl, combine oil, water, flour, and a little salt and garlic powder until mixture is slipperyish and easy to handle without sticking to fingers. Powder a surface and roll a three-inch round thing into a seven-inch round thing with a rolling pin.

Place three teaspoons of potato mixture on one side of dough, leaving a half inch around the edge. Fold the dough and use that half-inch to fold the two edges together, like a dumpling. Place onto griddle at medium heat. Butter the side that's not being cooked several times. Flip each time the shape contorts (or when it seems to be ready on each side).

Boom, aloo paratha!

Jake Havechek: Newt Gingrich urges rivals to drop out
Wednesday, January 18, 2012 10:34:24 AM · 75 of 75
ohioWfan to Cowman
I would love to see a debate between a knowledgeable Santorum and an ignorant blowhard Obama.

The same is true, of course, for Newt.

They would both blow the telepromter Marxist out of the proverbial water in a debate.

HA! HAHAHA!!!!

God I love that. You're favorited for a reason.

Fark that shiat. It's Wednesday, so that means Full Throttle Saloon!

Jake Havechek: Fark that shiat. It's Wednesday, so that means Full Throttle Saloon!

?

Make More Hinjews: Jake Havechek:

Boom, aloo paratha!

Whar, animated gif, WHAR!?

ActionJoe: PottyMcNugg: Lucky LaRue: tl;dr

PottyMcNugg: TL;DR

Yes, first simulpost on Fark.

Only took like 10 years.

Lucky LaRue 2012-01-18 09:28:23 AM
PottyMcNugg 2012-01-18 09:28:49 AM

Might want to take a second look. Sorry for being the Debbie Downer here.

Darn, looking from my phone omitted the seconds. Oh well.

Congrats to Fark for having the stupidest and most pointless SOPA "protest" on the internets. It's as funny as FarkTV but only half as witty.

CravenMorehead: It's as funny as FarkTV

Dude. Harsh.

The GOP should continue to debate often, so the entire nation realizes how truly f*cked up their candidates are.

/ still find it amusing these are the best the GOP could come up with to defeat an inexperienced empty suit with no leadership skills.

PottyMcNugg: ActionJoe: PottyMcNugg: Lucky LaRue: tl;dr

PottyMcNugg: TL;DR

Yes, first simulpost on Fark.

Only took like 10 years.

Lucky LaRue 2012-01-18 09:28:23 AM
PottyMcNugg 2012-01-18 09:28:49 AM

Might want to take a second look. Sorry for being the Debbie Downer here.

Darn, looking from my phone omitted the seconds. Oh well.

... isn't a Simulpost the same post, within 1 minute?

/ One second seems way harsh, Tai.

Reverend Monkeypants: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zol7W3oe-Eg

He's still like whoah

That's astonishing. There's no intellectual effort expended there at all. It's just a random collection of things which ... aren't related?

11 pipers piping = persecuted Catholics = the 11 (12-1) Apostles AND THEREFORE:
(1) pick the candidate you support
(2) he's sticking to Santorum.

Zero f**king sense! None!

Less SOPA, more PIPPA!



/what?

PartTimeBuddha: Reverend Monkeypants: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zol7W3oe-Eg

He's still like whoah

That's astonishing. There's no intellectual effort expended there at all. It's just a random collection of things which ... aren't related?

11 pipers piping = persecuted Catholics = the 11 (12-1) Apostles AND THEREFORE:
(1) pick the candidate you support
(2) he's sticking to Santorum.

Zero f**king sense! None!

♫ He's stuck on Santorum, because Santorum's stuck on him! ♫

Huh, I can't read it. It's blocked at work.

Make More Hinjews: PottyMcNugg: ActionJoe: PottyMcNugg: Lucky LaRue: tl;dr

PottyMcNugg: TL;DR

Yes, first simulpost on Fark.

Only took like 10 years.

Lucky LaRue 2012-01-18 09:28:23 AM
PottyMcNugg 2012-01-18 09:28:49 AM

Might want to take a second look. Sorry for being the Debbie Downer here.

Darn, looking from my phone omitted the seconds. Oh well.

... isn't a Simulpost the same post, within 1 minute?

/ One second seems way harsh, Tai.

Yeah, requiring it to be the same second is kinda stupid.

CPennypacker: I think they should keep having more and more debates, faster and faster.

What a bunch of master debaters.

/faster and faster
//don't stop

CPennypacker: : I think they should keep having more and more debates, faster and faster.



Faster faster, faster faster

There's no earthly way of knowing
Which direction Romney's going
There's no knowing where we're rowing
Or which way Santorum's flowing

Is it raining, is it snowing
Is a Marcus Bachmann a-blowing

Not a speck of light is showing
So Newt's shadow must be growing
Are the fires of Hell a-glowing
Is the grizzly reaper mowing

Yes! the danger must be growing
For the GOPer's keep on rowing
And they're certainly not showing
Any signs that they are slowing

They should all have to stand around a model of the White house, with one hand on it. anyone who removes their hand is out. Last one groping the house is presdent. Cos what you need in your president is bladder control.

Why didn't fark go dark?

I mean, all of it's postings are copywritten.