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(Yorkshire Evening Post) Amusing You can't just get into a car chase with police if you're naked. This is especially true if you ARE a cop   (yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk) divider line 6
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CruiserTwelve [TotalFark]
2012-01-18 09:46:37 AM
He WAS a cop. He's not a cop any more subby. Y'know how I know that? The headline of the article says this:

"Ex-cop in naked car chase"

And the first sentence of the article says this:

"A former policeman who drove naked in a car chase has failed in a bid for freedom."

The third sentence says this:

"The former constable had stripped in preparation for a back seat romp with a girlfriend in Scarborough."

The fifth sentence says this:

"Last month Easterby, who had previously resigned from North Yorkshire Police, admitted dangerous driving and was jailed for six months at York Crown Court."

Then the next sentence:

"In an appeal yesterday he said that his time in prison was much harder than for other criminals because of his past employment."

But I guess it's easy to miss those statements because they only comprise the headline and about half of the article.
 
cgraves67
2012-01-18 09:58:55 AM
FTFA:
"...the driving had been very serious, involving him driving the wrong way ..."

They all drive the wrong way in the UK. I don't see why he should be punished for something they all do.

/yes, yes. one way street. don't ruin my fun.
//this is all I have
 
lack of warmth
2012-01-18 10:02:28 AM
Yes, yes you can get into a car chase while naked. ex-cop or not we have the right to get naked and get cops to chase us. If they catch you, you get 3 hots and a cot.

/silly subby
 
kid_icarus
2012-01-18 10:29:46 AM
He admitted driving off because he recognised the policemen who had stopped him and was embarrassed at being caught naked in the car.

Is it really so small that you'd rather risk jail than have your buddies see it?
 
hailin [TotalFark]
2012-01-18 10:36:17 AM
Why the hell is a 30-year-old having sex in a car? Being an adult means you can do things like own your own place and rent a hotel room. The best thing about turning 18 was that I no longer had to be completely uncomfortable while having a romp with my boyfriends. I hate car sex.
 
Profedius
2012-01-18 11:18:31 AM
hailin: Why the hell is a 30-year-old having sex in a car? Being an adult means you can do things like own your own place and rent a hotel room. The best thing about turning 18 was that I no longer had to be completely uncomfortable while having a romp with my boyfriends. I hate car sex.

Yeah I am not into the inside the car sex though a little oral fun going down the road is great. Stopping the car at some nice lonely place outside of town and throwing a blanket down on the hood or the ground for some fun times is also a good thing. As a matter of fact I had mine out in the car late Monday night as I was driving my girlfriend back home, because she wanted to play with it.

My thoughts are why didn't the guy just accept the fact that he had been caught and pay the fine instead of running I can't imagine it is that much I think it is under one hundred here. Here they are likely to just tell you to get a room.

The key is to just accept when you get caught and never run, because you are not going to get away and it only makes it worse on you....wait the real key here is to not get caught. :)
 
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