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(The Sun)   Upcoming tell-all book claims Britney Spears had wild lesbian orgies with her dancing girls while on tour, just like in your fantasies   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 51
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2012-01-18 06:57:43 AM  
www.milezeromag.com

"Lesbian snogs"? Colour me intrigued.
 
2012-01-18 07:00:47 AM  
things that would make your hair stand on end

Know how I know the author is gay?
 
2012-01-18 07:14:36 AM  
If you are going to write a tell all book about things you don't really know about, shouldn't you at least avoid having a bat in the cave in your publicity picture?
 
2012-01-18 08:24:49 AM  
Based on the author's photo he's probably just using this as a stepping stone to get people to read his "Kirk and Picard meet The Doctor" fanfic screenplay.
 
2012-01-18 08:31:29 AM  
This book is useless without pics.
 
2012-01-18 08:34:39 AM  

GooberMcFly: This book is useless without pics.

Bonus DVD.

FTFY
 
2012-01-18 08:36:23 AM  

styckx: Know how I know the author is gay?


This is what gave it away for me -

He tried to sue her for sexual harassment, claiming she repeatedly stripped in front of him and tried to bed him.
 
2012-01-18 08:40:54 AM  

LandStander: styckx: Know how I know the author is gay?

This is what gave it away for me -

He tried to sue her for sexual harassment, claiming she repeatedly stripped in front of him and tried to bed him.


If not gay then a liar.

/nope, you're right, gay.
 
2012-01-18 08:44:56 AM  
Well...it's not like I needed my eyesight. And, let's face it, hairy palms might work better than gloves.
 
2012-01-18 09:10:39 AM  
I don't speak Brit, what's a "minder"?
 
2012-01-18 10:02:07 AM  
i732.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-18 10:15:13 AM  

LandStander: styckx: Know how I know the author is gay?

This is what gave it away for me -

He tried to sue her for sexual harassment, claiming she repeatedly stripped in front of him and tried to bed him.


I was about to say the exact same thing.
 
2012-01-18 10:15:35 AM  
i758.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-18 10:18:08 AM  
Her hotel rooms must have smelled like the Starkist cannery.
 
2012-01-18 10:18:24 AM  
I don't know... if it was the fat, bald, derpy Britney that came with all the Hep C risks, I could see his point. Any other time? Queer as a football bat.
 
2012-01-18 10:20:17 AM  
Making out with other girls in hot tubs is classic AW behaviour, so this couldn't possibly be true. Britney is an absolute paragon of modesty and demure-like virtue.
 
2012-01-18 10:23:25 AM  
Lesbian orgies or dance routine rehearsals?
 
2012-01-18 10:26:01 AM  

Mugato: I don't speak Brit, what's a "minder"?



Brit-speak for protector/bodyguard IIRC.
 
2012-01-18 10:26:25 AM  
Her favorite dinosaur is the lickalodapus.
 
2012-01-18 10:26:47 AM  

GooberMcFly: This book is useless without pics.


Make it a pop-up book with scratch-n-sniff panels and I'll put it in my Amazon wish list.
 
2012-01-18 10:28:18 AM  

styckx: things that would make your hair stand on end

Know how I know the author is gay?


To be fair, he didn't say which hair. I know that the though makes certain hair on my body stand on end, merely by proximity.
 
2012-01-18 10:30:52 AM  
I wonder where she now sits in relation to the Vicky Mendoza Diagonal.

Doesn't matter. Damned right I'd hit it.
 
2012-01-18 10:46:30 AM  

Jake Havechek: Her hotel rooms must have smelled like the Starkist cannery.


And if they did it in a closet, we could call that a Liquor Cabinet (get it, sounds like a "lick her" cabinet)
 
2012-01-18 10:47:19 AM  

LandStander: styckx: Know how I know the author is gay?

This is what gave it away for me -

He tried to sue her for sexual harassment, claiming she repeatedly stripped in front of him and tried to bed him.


holy heck...yes please. repeatedly. chubby brit, bald brit, psycho brit (which overlaps the other brits), I'll take 'em all.
 
2012-01-18 10:58:41 AM  
Wow, that is just like my fantasies.
 
2012-01-18 11:13:23 AM  
Almost as hot as hearing about those wild lesbian parties attended by Rosie, Ellen and KD Lang
 
2012-01-18 11:14:38 AM  
"I heard stories of...."

Liar.
 
kab
2012-01-18 11:18:55 AM  
Yeah, he sounds completely credible.
 
2012-01-18 11:27:19 AM  
So no firsthand knowledge, no photos, videos, and the douche thinks he was sexually harassed. At least the Michelle Trachtenberg rumors promise something tangible. If the book were by one of her dancers, or someone else who'd have firsthand knowledge, that might be enjoyable, but this, this is just sad. Like fapping to fantasies of vanilla sex with that average looking woman down the street. It's really just not worth the effort.
 
2012-01-18 11:28:40 AM  
Newsflash: Girls like sex and may occasionally enjoy a sweaty romp with multiple partners.
 
2012-01-18 11:45:58 AM  
How can anybody connect Britney Spears with sex? She reminds me of an artificially-flavored-and-colored store-brand frozen confection -- faux vanilla of course. And she can't sing, she can't dance and her stage shows are hilariously overdone. Her (former?) drug and mental problems were the best thing about her.

For up-and-coming vocal talent check out Almira Fawn (Youtube link). But if she turns you on I don't want to hear about it.
 
2012-01-18 11:48:07 AM  

LectertheChef: So no firsthand knowledge, no photos, videos, and the douche thinks he was sexually harassed. At least the Michelle Trachtenberg rumors promise something tangible. If the book were by one of her dancers, or someone else who'd have firsthand knowledge, that might be enjoyable, but this, this is just sad. Like fapping to fantasies of vanilla sex with that average looking woman down the street. It's really just not worth the effort.


Citation needed. It's for uh... science.
 
2012-01-18 11:50:20 AM  

LectertheChef: So no firsthand knowledge, no photos, videos, and the douche thinks he was sexually harassed. At least the Michelle Trachtenberg rumors promise something tangible. If the book were by one of her dancers, or someone else who'd have firsthand knowledge, that might be enjoyable, but this, this is just sad. Like fapping to fantasies of vanilla sex with that average looking woman down the street. It's really just not worth the effort.


Michelle Trachtenberg?! Holy hell! Now this why we need to fight SOPA; where else would we be able to share this intellectually/erectionally stimulating evidence if this passes?
 
2012-01-18 11:55:43 AM  
If Britney's "secret lesbian parties' are anything like Rosie O'Donnell's, then I'll just say no thanks.
 
2012-01-18 11:55:46 AM  

offacue: Newsflash: Girls like sex and may occasionally enjoy a sweaty romp with multiple partners.


You haven't met my wife, have you?
 
2012-01-18 12:02:02 PM  
plc5_250

offacue and I have, in fact, met your wife. How else do you think he knows about the sweaty romps with multiple partners?
 
2012-01-18 12:35:36 PM  
FuryOfFirestorm
If Britney's "secret lesbian parties' are anything like Rosie O'Donnell's, then I'll just say no thanks.


Heavily bearded clam.
 
2012-01-18 12:49:25 PM  

david1963: How can anybody connect Britney Spears with sex? She reminds me of an artificially-flavored-and-colored store-brand frozen confection -- faux vanilla of course. And she can't sing, she can't dance and her stage shows are hilariously overdone. Her (former?) drug and mental problems were the best thing about her.

For up-and-coming vocal talent check out Almira Fawn (Youtube link). But if she turns you on I don't want to hear about it.


How can anybody connect who you think is sexy with sex? If Britney doesn't turn you on, no one in this thread wants to hear about it.

As for me, I would still hit it and would have hit duing her crazy years. Bald, I don't care.

The marsupial in the article is lying out of his ass. Yeah, she stripped naked and wanted a quick one with him......right.
 
2012-01-18 01:14:29 PM  

offacue: Newsflash: Girls like sex and may occasionally enjoy a sweaty romp with multiple partners.


I'm sorry you had to learn this fact from your mother.
 
2012-01-18 01:15:51 PM  
Sorry, just can't get excited over a retarded, mentally ill southener.
 
2012-01-18 01:41:46 PM  
Posted in another thread. Reposted for emphasis.

suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com

/hot like... something hot.
 
2012-01-18 02:16:51 PM  

DubyaHater: offacue: Newsflash: Girls like sex and may occasionally enjoy a sweaty romp with multiple partners.

I'm sorry you had to learn this fact from your mother.


Well somebody had to explain why your mother always had that silly grin on her face along with what we thought was donut glaze.
 
2012-01-18 02:46:43 PM  
www.myfacewhen.net
 
2012-01-18 02:58:25 PM  
Oh who cares, even if it is true. The woman is mentally ill. She probably does a lot of weird things when she's not in public, and has for years, even before she went completely and publicly crazy. Hey, let's talk shiat about the crazy lady so I can make some money!

Stay classy there, Fernando.
 
2012-01-18 03:27:26 PM  

cryinoutloud: Oh who cares, even if it is true. The woman is mentally ill. She probably does a lot of weird things when she's not in public, and has for years, even before she went completely and publicly crazy. Hey, let's talk shiat about the crazy lady so I can make some money!

Stay classy there, Fernando.


Sure she's crazy, but she used to be smoking hot. Add a couple of her dancers in the mix and the lesbian sex was so hot that it couldn't be recorded because it would melt the equipment. Of course I'm sure there were times a poor unsuspecting young guy would stumble on this. A stage hand, or a waiter delivering a snack,or what ever... it really doesn't matter.

I'm sure the poor young man would have been scared for life... hey wait, this scenario (and Britney's insanity) explains k fed.
 
2012-01-18 05:05:25 PM  
Well, farking duh, come on. I would be DEEPLY disappointed if there weren't wild ass orgies with Britbrit and her dance crew. There would be so much smoking hot in the same place at the same time that the infrared radiation should be visible from space. And the drugs, I mean, it would be almost impossible to avoid an orgy with the quantity and quality of drugs consumed on the average pop-star tour. This dude must be gay AND super uptight to not join in. Either that, or he's bitter because he was excluded from all the fun.
 
2012-01-18 05:21:12 PM  
Bullshiat.

/I heard they weren't really all that wild.
 
2012-01-18 05:23:23 PM  
Oh who cares, even if it is true.

Me, circa 2001
 
2012-01-18 06:58:51 PM  

Jake Havechek: Her hotel rooms must have smelled like the Starkist cannery.


Like chicken?


sex orgies

As opposed to the other kind?
 
2012-01-18 07:48:27 PM  

fusillade762: Jake Havechek: Her hotel rooms must have smelled like the Starkist cannery.

Like chicken?


sex orgies

As opposed to the other kind?


She already went through the food orgy stage.
 
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