Good enough reason as any.

/Just don't make it sound like it's coming from Seattle

wow, the wizards are getting acknowledged on fark? it must be reverse tebow day

So, the Durants win by 30?

fark stern. fark clay. fark howard.

A Fark Handle: fark stern. fark clay. fark howard.

+1

A Fark Handle: stern. fark clay. fark howard.

Came for this

needmorecowbell: A Fark Handle: stern. fark clay. fark howard.

Came for this

fark trollmitter

One of these things is not like the other:
Seahawks, Sounders, SuperSonics, Mariners

merkey88: One of these things is not like the other:
Seahawks, Sounders, SuperSonics, Mariners

That team is awesome and wins things for Seattle.

Fark the thunder, and fark you subby.

KaisertheCoyote: merkey88: One of these things is not like the other:
Seahawks, Sounders, SuperSonics, Mariners

That team is awesome and wins things for Seattle.

Fark the thunder, and fark you subby.

Never heard of them. What type of music do they play?

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Yup, nobody really cared if the lockout ended

KaisertheCoyote: merkey88: One of these things is not like the other:
Seahawks, Sounders, SuperSonics, Mariners

That team is awesome and wins things for Seattle.

Fark the thunder, and fark you subby.

Move over, Atlanta.

Seattle is the worst sports city in America now.

I dedicate this thread to Slick Watts....



"The people, they really appreciate you, especially if you're a Sonic. People talk Sonics and they talk to me like I'm their friend."

Seattle got jobbed out of their team.

natural316: 11 comments not including this one


Yup, nobody really cared if the lockout ended

derpa derp hockey

I laughed.

I do not know why a preview of the worst and best team in the nba going at it is farkworthy.

A Knicks still suck article would be better.

PowerSlacker: KaisertheCoyote: merkey88: One of these things is not like the other:
Seahawks, Sounders, SuperSonics, Mariners

That team is awesome and wins things for Seattle.

Fark the thunder, and fark you subby.

Move over, Atlanta.

Seattle is the worst sports city in America now.

cleveland would like a word...

Aww, I think Seattle is still butthurt.

//thunder up

EABODOKC

MVEAlpha: Aww, I think Seattle is still butthurt.

//thunder up

It could be worse. I could live in Oklahoma.

A Fark Handle: PowerSlacker: KaisertheCoyote: merkey88: One of these things is not like the other:
Seahawks, Sounders, SuperSonics, Mariners

That team is awesome and wins things for Seattle.

Fark the thunder, and fark you subby.

Move over, Atlanta.

Seattle is the worst sports city in America now.

cleveland would like a word...

Cleveland? You are insane.

All Cleveland has is sports.

gtfan92: So, the Durants win by 30?

21 * Tim Duncan (San Antonio) F 6-11 255 04/25/76 Wake Forest
35 * Kevin Durant (Oklahoma City) F 6-9 230 09/29/88 Texas
15 * Carmelo Anthony (Denver) F 6-8 230 05/29/84 Syracuse
24 * Kobe Bryant (L.A. Lakers) G 6-6 205 08/23/78 Lower Merion HS (PA)
3 * Chris Paul (New Orleans) G 6-0 175 05/06/85 Wake Forest
11 | Yao Ming (Houston) C 7-6 310 09/12/80 Shanghai, China
20 Manu Ginobili (San Antonio) G 6-6 205 07/28/77 Bahia Blanca, Argentina
16 Pau Gasol (L.A. Lakers) C 7-0 250 07/06/80 Barcelona, Spain
32 # Blake Griffin (L.A. Clippers) F 6-10 251 03/16/89 Oklahoma
42 # Kevin Love (Minnesota) F-C 6-10 260 09/07/88 UCLA
41 Dirk Nowitzki (Dallas) F 7-0 245 06/19/78 Wurzburg, Germany
0 # Russell Westbrook (Oklahoma City) G 6-3 187 11/12/88 UCLA
8 Deron Williams (Utah) G 6-3 209 06/26/84 Illinois

Don't know much about basketball, do you?

Obtuse_Otter: A Fark Handle: PowerSlacker: KaisertheCoyote: merkey88: One of these things is not like the other:
Seahawks, Sounders, SuperSonics, Mariners

That team is awesome and wins things for Seattle.

Fark the thunder, and fark you subby.

Move over, Atlanta.

Seattle is the worst sports city in America now.

cleveland would like a word...

Cleveland? You are insane.

All Cleveland has is sports.

They also have a Rock & Roll Hall of Fame that includes Blondie and Buffalo Springfield, but not RUSH.

http://www.kgw.com/sports/Seattle-threepeats-as-worst-sports-city-1171 10018.html

other worst sport cities accord to A Fark Handle and his reasons

Green bay- smallest market. only has one team.
Boston- took them like a century to win another baseball championship
Oklahoma city- *sobbing noises* just because * more sobbing*

SevenizGud: gtfan92: So, the Durants win by 30?

21 * Tim Duncan (San Antonio) F 6-11 255 04/25/76 Wake Forest
35 * Kevin Durant (Oklahoma City) F 6-9 230 09/29/88 Texas
15 * Carmelo Anthony (Denver) F 6-8 230 05/29/84 Syracuse
24 * Kobe Bryant (L.A. Lakers) G 6-6 205 08/23/78 Lower Merion HS (PA)
3 * Chris Paul (New Orleans) G 6-0 175 05/06/85 Wake Forest
11 | Yao Ming (Houston) C 7-6 310 09/12/80 Shanghai, China
20 Manu Ginobili (San Antonio) G 6-6 205 07/28/77 Bahia Blanca, Argentina
16 Pau Gasol (L.A. Lakers) C 7-0 250 07/06/80 Barcelona, Spain
32 # Blake Griffin (L.A. Clippers) F 6-10 251 03/16/89 Oklahoma
42 # Kevin Love (Minnesota) F-C 6-10 260 09/07/88 UCLA
41 Dirk Nowitzki (Dallas) F 7-0 245 06/19/78 Wurzburg, Germany
0 # Russell Westbrook (Oklahoma City) G 6-3 187 11/12/88 UCLA
8 Deron Williams (Utah) G 6-3 209 06/26/84 Illinois

Don't know much about basketball, do you?

Haven't watched many Thunder games, have you? (new window)

Obtuse_Otter: A Fark Handle: PowerSlacker: Seattle is the worst sports city in America now.

cleveland would like a word...

Cleveland? You are insane.

All Cleveland has is sports.

yeah, shiatty sports. that was my point. the cavs? the browns? the indians?

also, cleveland is dying so that's makes it even more depressing. oh and the ohio winters are just so delightful.

PowerSlacker: KaisertheCoyote: merkey88: One of these things is not like the other:
Seahawks, Sounders, SuperSonics, Mariners

That team is awesome and wins things for Seattle.

Fark the thunder, and fark you subby.

Move over, Atlanta.

Seattle is the worst sports city in America now.

We're OK with it. We're not broke. We're not being held hostage, as with other cities, by rich bastards who want to one-up each other using taxpayer money.

EABOD, Chunder.

FormlessOne: PowerSlacker: KaisertheCoyote: merkey88: One of these things is not like the other:
Seahawks, Sounders, SuperSonics, Mariners

That team is awesome and wins things for Seattle.

Fark the thunder, and fark you subby.

Move over, Atlanta.

Seattle is the worst sports city in America now.

We're OK with it. We're not broke. We're not being held hostage, as with other cities, by rich bastards who want to one-up each other using taxpayer money.

EABOD, Chunder.

You certainly don't sound like you are ok with it.

Your tears Seattle...they sustain me...

THUNDER UP

SevenizGud: Obtuse_Otter: A Fark Handle: PowerSlacker: KaisertheCoyote: merkey88: One of these things is not like the other:
Seahawks, Sounders, SuperSonics, Mariners

That team is awesome and wins things for Seattle.

Fark the thunder, and fark you subby.

Move over, Atlanta.

Seattle is the worst sports city in America now.

cleveland would like a word...

Cleveland? You are insane.

All Cleveland has is sports.

They also have a Rock & Roll Hall of Fame that includes Blondie and Buffalo Springfield, but not RUSH.

Probably because people actually enjoy Blondie and Buffalo Springfield?

AgentOrangeDrink: SevenizGud: Obtuse_Otter: A Fark Handle: PowerSlacker: KaisertheCoyote: merkey88: One of these things is not like the other:
Seahawks, Sounders, SuperSonics, Mariners

That team is awesome and wins things for Seattle.

Fark the thunder, and fark you subby.

Move over, Atlanta.

Seattle is the worst sports city in America now.

cleveland would like a word...

Cleveland? You are insane.

All Cleveland has is sports.

They also have a Rock & Roll Hall of Fame that includes Blondie and Buffalo Springfield, but not RUSH.

Probably because people actually enjoy Blondie and Buffalo Springfield?

Uhm, yeah...RUSH has 20+ platinum albums because people buy them for the sheer disenjoyment of it all. Meanwhile, Buffalo Springfield has...uh....one. Blondie, on the other hand, has 3 I guess. Stellar.

Doogled: SevenizGud: gtfan92: So, the Durants win by 30?

21 * Tim Duncan (San Antonio) F 6-11 255 04/25/76 Wake Forest
35 * Kevin Durant (Oklahoma City) F 6-9 230 09/29/88 Texas
15 * Carmelo Anthony (Denver) F 6-8 230 05/29/84 Syracuse
24 * Kobe Bryant (L.A. Lakers) G 6-6 205 08/23/78 Lower Merion HS (PA)
3 * Chris Paul (New Orleans) G 6-0 175 05/06/85 Wake Forest
11 | Yao Ming (Houston) C 7-6 310 09/12/80 Shanghai, China
20 Manu Ginobili (San Antonio) G 6-6 205 07/28/77 Bahia Blanca, Argentina
16 Pau Gasol (L.A. Lakers) C 7-0 250 07/06/80 Barcelona, Spain
32 # Blake Griffin (L.A. Clippers) F 6-10 251 03/16/89 Oklahoma
42 # Kevin Love (Minnesota) F-C 6-10 260 09/07/88 UCLA
41 Dirk Nowitzki (Dallas) F 7-0 245 06/19/78 Wurzburg, Germany
0 # Russell Westbrook (Oklahoma City) G 6-3 187 11/12/88 UCLA
8 Deron Williams (Utah) G 6-3 209 06/26/84 Illinois

Don't know much about basketball, do you?

Haven't watched many Thunder games, have you? (new window)

Haven't reading comprehensioned much, have you?

The point of my post was to show that Russell Westbrook was on last year's all-star team ffs. To describe the Thunder as the Durants points out that one is unaware that they have another player on the team who is a farking all-star ffs.

It has nothing to do with whether Felton thinks he is a team player or not.

We may have lost our team to OKC but thank Jebus I don't live in shatty Oklahoma. I can say that because I lived in Lawton/Fort Sill for 2 years and it SUCKED!

/What sucked even more was running into Pauly Shore (filming In the Army now) at a graduation party at the Lawton HoJo.

You could take every team out of Seattle and it would still remain, in my humble opinion, a better place to live than 97 or so percent of cities in the US. Take the Mariners, please!

/I kid because I love

Whoa bold...time to sober up. Apologies.

I've lived in OKC and in Seattle. The biggest difference between them is hills and douchebags. Seattle beats OKC on both fronts.

AgentOrangeDrink: Uhm, yeah...RUSH has 20+ platinum albums because people buy them for the sheer disenjoyment of it all. Meanwhile, Buffalo Springfield has...uh....one. Blondie, on the other hand, has 3 I guess. Stellar.

Yes but those people are nerds and rock n' roll is supposed to be cool. If sales is your criteria I suppose you're eagerly awaiting Justin Beiber's induction in 2045? The only good thing about Rush is the episode of the Trailer Park Boys where they kidnap Alex Lifeson.

Back on topic, basketball is generally boring since the same 6 teams win all the championships so I only root for newer, younger teams. Kevin Durant is awesome and I'd love to see the Thunder win one because basketball would suck slightly less.

I wanted to like OKC for a while after they knocked the Grizz out of the playoffs last year I just can't root for them when they're on. I just can't help it. After a while I just seem to want them to lose no matter who they're playing.

So it must be the fark magic today, or maybe it was the anti-lock, because the Zards (previously 1-12) beat the Thunder (prev. 12-2) tonight.

The Drizzle fell for the trap game.

SevenizGud: Doogled: SevenizGud: gtfan92: So, the Durants win by 30?

21 * Tim Duncan (San Antonio) F 6-11 255 04/25/76 Wake Forest
35 * Kevin Durant (Oklahoma City) F 6-9 230 09/29/88 Texas
15 * Carmelo Anthony (Denver) F 6-8 230 05/29/84 Syracuse
24 * Kobe Bryant (L.A. Lakers) G 6-6 205 08/23/78 Lower Merion HS (PA)
3 * Chris Paul (New Orleans) G 6-0 175 05/06/85 Wake Forest
11 | Yao Ming (Houston) C 7-6 310 09/12/80 Shanghai, China
20 Manu Ginobili (San Antonio) G 6-6 205 07/28/77 Bahia Blanca, Argentina
16 Pau Gasol (L.A. Lakers) C 7-0 250 07/06/80 Barcelona, Spain
32 # Blake Griffin (L.A. Clippers) F 6-10 251 03/16/89 Oklahoma
42 # Kevin Love (Minnesota) F-C 6-10 260 09/07/88 UCLA
41 Dirk Nowitzki (Dallas) F 7-0 245 06/19/78 Wurzburg, Germany
0 # Russell Westbrook (Oklahoma City) G 6-3 187 11/12/88 UCLA
8 Deron Williams (Utah) G 6-3 209 06/26/84 Illinois

Don't know much about basketball, do you?

Haven't watched many Thunder games, have you? (new window)

Haven't reading comprehensioned much, have you?

The point of my post was to show that Russell Westbrook was on last year's all-star team ffs. To describe the Thunder as the Durants points out that one is unaware that they have another player on the team who is a farking all-star ffs.

It has nothing to do with whether Felton thinks he is a team player or not.

FFS, what crawled up your ass and died? Is it really hard to comprehend that the Thunder are clearly Durant's team? I call the Lakers the "Kobes" because they are clearly Kobe's team, despite having both Gasol and Bynum on the team. Do you really have that big of a problem with that?

Also, Westbrook isn't as great as people make him out to be. Is he an all-star caliber player? Yes, but some of his decisions make Starbury look sane.

Two awesome stadiums downtown surrounded by a plethora of fine drinking and eating establishments, well supported by good-natured, loud and loyal fans.

And that's the worst sports city?

basemetal: needmorecowbell: We may have lost our team to OKC but thank Jebus I don't live in shatty Oklahoma. I can say that because I lived in Lawton/Fort Sill for 2 years and it SUCKED!

So, you only judge us because your ass got stuck in an army hell hole.

/that's okay, we want people to keep flying over anyway.
//go away people
///we don't want you here
////nothing to see here, move along.

The fellow military folks are the only thing that made it bearable. I hated all the redneck hicks.

needmorecowbell: basemetal: needmorecowbell: We may have lost our team to OKC but thank Jebus I don't live in shatty Oklahoma. I can say that because I lived in Lawton/Fort Sill for 2 years and it SUCKED!

So, you only judge us because your ass got stuck in an army hell hole.

/that's okay, we want people to keep flying over anyway.
//go away people
///we don't want you here
////nothing to see here, move along.

The fellow military folks are the only thing that made it bearable. I hated all the redneck hicks.

Where I come from they're one in the same.
/no offense