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2012-01-18 10:26:58 AM  
"Our main goal is to stop this from happening," said McKay Hatch, an 18-year-old college student who founded the No Cussing Club in 2007.

Parents, this is what happens when you give your son a name like "McKay."
 
2012-01-18 11:29:58 AM  
Go fark yourself.
 
2012-01-18 11:30:07 AM  
My first words were "holy shiat".
 
2012-01-18 11:30:31 AM  
Cussing is wrong, kids. Mmmmkay?
 
2012-01-18 11:30:39 AM  
"Our main goal is to stop this from happening," said McKay Hatch, an 18-year-old college student who founded the No Cussing Club in 2007. "If we don't, at least ABC knows that people all over the world don't want to have a 2-year-old saying the 'F-bomb' on TV."

Infinity punches to the face is less than this person deserves...
 
2012-01-18 11:31:17 AM  
Eh parent your kid right and let them know it's a "bad" word and you'll have no issue. My little one picked up the word and since I've told him that it's bad and not to say it everytime he hears it in a movie he looks at me and says "That's a bad word daddy".
 
2012-01-18 11:31:21 AM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: "Our main goal is to stop this from happening," said McKay Hatch, an 18-year-old college student who founded the No Cussing Club in 2007.

Parents, this is what happens when you give your son a name like "McKay."


Kids, swearing and using profanity are bad... mkay.. y-you shouldn't do those things because they're bad.
 
2012-01-18 11:32:13 AM  
My 3 year old says "what the hell" (which I have almost managed to get corrected to "what the heck") and also "damn it!". She also had her Spongebob bath toy tell her Patrick bath toy, word for word, "I'll put my foot in your ass" (we have since stopped watching That 70's Show while she is still awake). Kids will cuss, and it's usually pretty funny when it happens. Just correct them, laugh, and go on.
 
2012-01-18 11:33:31 AM  
But why is it bad?

Let your kids explore their language. Teach them that there are societal "no's," but don't label a word as "bad."

That's just silly.
 
2012-01-18 11:35:02 AM  
fark that shiat. This guy is an asshole of epic proportions for trying to make everyone into a namby-pamby who wants everything sanitized because some four-year-old may be permanently scarred because someone said a dirty word on the idiot box.
 
2012-01-18 11:36:25 AM  
Modern Family has always taken parenting issues and put a funny spin on it. I doubt this will be any different. Then again I thought The Landlord by Will Farrell was hilarious and she swears up a storm. I think kids swearing is pretty funny actually.
 
2012-01-18 11:37:35 AM  
I'll never forget the day my daughter, still in diapers, came running and said "Daddy!, I shiat!"

It was a proud moment that still brings a tear to my eye.
 
2012-01-18 11:39:16 AM  
My three year olds have started dropping "fricken" every once in a while. I got a dirty look from the wife one day because of that, but I swear I think they get it from our daycare.
 
2012-01-18 11:39:25 AM  
f*cking Fark filtered cuss words in a thread about f*cking cussing makes me upset and sh*t.
 
2012-01-18 11:39:26 AM  
I have a 3 year old nephew that has been using "d@mn" in the proper context for 2 years.
 
2012-01-18 11:40:03 AM  
McKay must still be pissedpeeved about a certain chan site raiding his no cussing site a few years ago.
 
2012-01-18 11:41:35 AM  
The DVD player in the back of my car started skipping and my three year old yelled "dad, this shiat is farked up".

Awesome.
 
2012-01-18 11:43:07 AM  
Your toddler can cuss

Only if he's been paying attention to what I been saying.
 
2012-01-18 11:43:59 AM  
"Our main goal is to stop this from happening," said McKay Hatch, an 18-year-old college student who founded the No Cussing Club in 2007.

Hey, you heard McKay - WATCH YOUR F**KIN' LANGUAGE.
 
2012-01-18 11:44:02 AM  
Oh for f*cks sake, in every other country on earth children swear on TV unbleeped, unpixellated, and on broadcast TV. When will this country ever get away from its Puritanical roots? It's been 400 years. You think we would have drifted away from them by now!
 
2012-01-18 11:45:06 AM  
They're the kind of words your mama would wash your mouth out with goop for saying.
Words that jump in the thick of it without bothering to check for civvies in the way!
Party words!



// I'd link to the comic, but sluggy is on strike today.....
 
2012-01-18 11:45:35 AM  
In other news, fundies from flyover country can submit threads.
 
2012-01-18 11:46:11 AM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: "Our main goal is to stop this from happening," said McKay Hatch, an 18-year-old college student who founded the No Cussing Club in 2007.

Parents, this is what happens when you give your son a name like "McKay."


So it was male? I was about to say that if this female is not hot no one is going to take her seriously.

This kid reminds me of a situation in highschool where a gynecologist came in to do a sexual anatomy / disease education and was using like a 2.5 - 3 foot long penis as a pointer on the chalkboard. All of the kids except one were laughing their arses off. So the one boy goes home and tells mommy and she causes a big stink at the school. So he was not allowed to use his penis pointer anymore. God bless America.
 
2012-01-18 11:47:21 AM  
%*^I(*&^##!)*&&^&^/%%!

bite me
 
2012-01-18 11:47:53 AM  
I'm guessing anyone that would boycott Modern Family over this is already boycotting it over teh ghey.
 
2012-01-18 11:48:20 AM  

Kazrath: God Is My Co-Pirate: "Our main goal is to stop this from happening," said McKay Hatch, an 18-year-old college student who founded the No Cussing Club in 2007.

Parents, this is what happens when you give your son a name like "McKay."

So it was male? I was about to say that if this female is not hot no one is going to take her seriously.

This kid reminds me of a situation in highschool where a gynecologist came in to do a sexual anatomy / disease education and was using like a 2.5 - 3 foot long penis as a pointer on the chalkboard. All of the kids except one were laughing their arses off. So the one boy goes home and tells mommy and she causes a big stink at the school. So he was not allowed to use his penis pointer anymore. God bless America.


That wasn't a pointer.
 
2012-01-18 11:48:23 AM  
When my wife cussed around our two year old (who we have just started censoring ourselves around now), but it when the cuss word was part of a full sentence, the little brat repeated just the cuss word, and nothing else in the sentence....

/his first cuss word was "biatches"
 
2012-01-18 11:48:43 AM  

Sarah Palin's Conscience: But why is it bad?


Because Fark you! That's why.
 
2012-01-18 11:50:22 AM  
mikedoe.net

/in sign language too
 
2012-01-18 11:51:10 AM  
I'm 29 and have yet to have someone give me a logical, thought-out, educated explanation as to why "cussing" is bad. And don't give me that "Educated people don't cuss--they use other words" bullshiat--I know lots of educated people who cuss like sailors. Meaning, why is "shiat" bad when "poop" is good? Or, why isn't "murder" or "kill" a cuss word--those represent horrible actions! But, the main cuss words--ass, damn, biatch, shiat, fark--they all have their official definitions in dictionaries, and their definitions are no different from the "clean" words we substitute them with. Words are words--I wish more people could grasp that concept.
 
2012-01-18 11:53:43 AM  
my toddler cusses quite well, thank you very much. he enunciates beautifully for a 2 year old
 
2012-01-18 11:54:18 AM  
"Toddlers and Tiaras" is still okay, right?
 
2012-01-18 11:57:33 AM  

Sand Man: I'm 29 and have yet to have someone give me a logical, thought-out, educated explanation as to why "cussing" is bad. And don't give me that "Educated people don't cuss--they use other words" bullshiat--I know lots of educated people who cuss like sailors. Meaning, why is "shiat" bad when "poop" is good? Or, why isn't "murder" or "kill" a cuss word--those represent horrible actions! But, the main cuss words--ass, damn, biatch, shiat, fark--they all have their official definitions in dictionaries, and their definitions are no different from the "clean" words we substitute them with. Words are words--I wish more people could grasp that concept.


Try explaining that to a n*gger.
 
2012-01-18 11:58:05 AM  

Sand Man: I'm 29 and have yet to have someone give me a logical, thought-out, educated explanation as to why "cussing" is bad. And don't give me that "Educated people don't cuss--they use other words" bullshiat--I know lots of educated people who cuss like sailors. Meaning, why is "shiat" bad when "poop" is good? Or, why isn't "murder" or "kill" a cuss word--those represent horrible actions! But, the main cuss words--ass, damn, biatch, shiat, fark--they all have their official definitions in dictionaries, and their definitions are no different from the "clean" words we substitute them with. Words are words--I wish more people could grasp that concept.


Social mores don't have to make sense. In fact, they rarely do. I'm not sure how I feel about that.
 
2012-01-18 11:58:40 AM  
My daughter dropped her first F-bomb at an early age.

My wife was weaning her off of breast feeding. My daughter comes over to her on the couch and lifts up her shirt. My wife told her no, she has to use a bottle now, so my daughter turned and walked away saying "Oh f*ck."

One, it was funny to hear the story. Two, she used it in context, so I have to appreciate that. Three, I say the same thing when my wife won't let me lift up her shirt, so I see where she is coming from.

/CSB
 
2012-01-18 12:01:38 PM  
I think that the show is portraying reality. You can't honestly expect that a child raised my two homosexuals would have any type of morals or common decency.
 
2012-01-18 12:01:55 PM  

Sid_the_sadist: Try explaining that to a n*gger.


while your response was crass, I was going to point that out as well (replace cuss word with racial slur)
 
2012-01-18 12:02:17 PM  
I have a two year old son, who is just starting to talk, and no, he doesn't curse...Yet.

He has a bit of a temper, and there have been more than a few times when I have corrected him, and he has looked at me with angry eyes, and has opened his mouth and just let out a string of syllables, very loud syllables. My wife and I call this 'being cursed out in toddler' and we tell him to talk nice. He knows exactly what he is doing in these instances. I think if he knew the proper curse words, he would be delivering them like a sailor.

Hopeful we will teach him to control his temper before his mouth gets him into trouble.
 
2012-01-18 12:04:26 PM  
Repeated CSB from an earlier thread:

Two Sunday nights ago, my then 13 week old son was having a fussy night. He didn't want to sleep, and he had spit up twice while breastfeeding so his mom gave him to me to bottle feed. He starts attacking his bottle, trying to drink too fast, and so coughs a little bit. I go "good job, numb nuts", and without missing a beat, he baby talk replies "fahgyew".

My fiancee and I both burst out laughing.
 
2012-01-18 12:05:42 PM  

Burr: Sid_the_sadist: Try explaining that to a n*gger.

while your response was crass, I was going to point that out as well (replace cuss word with racial slur)



Welcome to Fark.
 
2012-01-18 12:06:10 PM  
The No Cussing Club? HAHAHAHAHA
 
2012-01-18 12:13:35 PM  

Burr: Sid_the_sadist: Try explaining that to a n*gger.

while your response was crass, I was going to point that out as well (replace cuss word with racial slur)


It's still OK to call white people "honkie," "cracker," "redneck," "white trash," and "whitey" right?

Again, societal no's.

Pants used to be a bad word.
 
2012-01-18 12:15:14 PM  
Step :1 instead of "arse" say "buns" like "kiss my buns" or "you're a bunshole!"
 
2012-01-18 12:15:22 PM  

lordaction: I think that the show is portraying reality. You can't honestly expect that a child raised my two homosexuals would have any type of morals or common decency.


What is this I don't even

I PRAY that you're trolling.
 
2012-01-18 12:16:09 PM  
I can count on one hand the total number of times that my kids have sworn. When they have, I say "some people think (whatever they said) is bad manners, let's say _______ instead." I don't give them a reaction so it's not fun for them. Things like quoting something or someone else, I think it's ok, but time and place is important, they need to know not be disrespectful to people around. Where as, I don't find Goddamnit offensive but Grandma does. Choose where to use such very wisely. I try to remember not too, but I have a notorious potty mouth, so the kids remind me too.

It was pretty funny though when I brought my daughter home from the hospital after she was born. Right away she had a poop blowout. My toddler son says "ohhhh shiat" it was so hard not to give a reaction but I didn't and that one has yet to. E repeated.
 
2012-01-18 12:17:10 PM  

Walker: Oh for f*cks sake, in every other country on earth children swear on TV unbleeped, unpixellated, and on broadcast TV. When will this country ever get away from its Puritanical roots? It's been 400 years. You think we would have drifted away from them by now!


Have you heard of the Tea Party?
 
2012-01-18 12:19:25 PM  

lordaction: I think that the show is portraying reality. You can't honestly expect that a child raised my two homosexuals would have any type of morals or common decency.


*looks for can of troll spray*
 
2012-01-18 12:19:32 PM  
Good grief. Didn't see the show, but from the article, it seems like they tactfully handled something that happens to damn near every parent. As it's been said, teach them it's not an appropriate word to use, move on, have a good laugh (when you're out of their sight).

CSB time...my son was probably about three when he pulled this one. He was playing under the dining room table (kids love that for some reason). Had his Fisher-Price tool set, pounding away on the floor. "What are you doing?" "I'm fixin' da computers, jus' like you daddy!". Awww. Melted my heart. Suddenly, he throws the hammer up against the wall and says "For farkin' out loud!". I immediately had to run down the hall and laugh my ass off, left the wife to handle it. My dilemma though, was do I tell him it's a bad word, or that he's using it out of context?

/uh, yeah, sometimes that is how you fix a computer
 
2012-01-18 12:25:46 PM  

lordaction: I think that the show is portraying reality. You can't honestly expect that a child raised my two homosexuals would have any type of morals or common decency.


Of course you're a troll. But here, read this anyway.

Link (new window)
 
2012-01-18 12:26:31 PM  
Yeah....that kid (the McKay one) obviously doesn't have kids, and obviously doesn't spend a lot of time around little kids, so seriously dude, just stfu. Kids that age are complete mimics. If you don't make a big deal out of it, normally it isn't.

Was taking my 3 year old to our gate at the airport...B80. Walked all the way there only to find out they had changed it to B50 (which I had already passed), and "oh yeah, we didn't make an announcement." So I said "dammit!" Guess who entertained the people we passed from B83 to B50 by saying "dammit" every 2 feet?
 
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