Were the stuffed animals...tainted?

Uncle Billy! Uncle Billy! They found Uncle Billy!!!

86ed, eh? I'm stepping off subby's lawn

I thought Michael Jackson was already dead.

Is there really such a job as this?

Fark has gone white, and so should be comped as well!

This is way out of proportion - A) I'm not elderly, B) it was 12 stuffed animals, TOPS.

/don't judge me

That seems like a pretty tame reason to evict a VIP from a Vegas hotel. I would expect most evictions to look like the hotel room from Fear and Loathing.

Cool, creepy story, bro.

I'm guessing the albino was one of these freaks: Link (new window)

(not safe for lunch. The page itself is fairly SFW, but I don't even want to guess where those links may go)

Fark-N-Noodle: Is there really such a job as this?

Yes, and you know you have been gambling too long when you actually get one of these guys assigned to take care of your needs.

What can I say, what else are you going to do with 150K from an inheritance?

cc_rider: Cool, creepy story, bro.

I'm guessing the albino was one of these freaks: Link (new window)

(not safe for lunch. The page itself is fairly SFW, but I don't even want to guess where those links may go)

RULE #2 IN PLUSHIE MAINTENANCE:
Don't cum IN your plushie!
Don't cum ON your plushie!
Prevent the mess so you don't have to clean it!

Care to share how you found this plushie jizz maintenance site?

"What would you like, you can have anything." "Ribs, no sauce, and a coke".

foo monkey: cc_rider: Cool, creepy story, bro.

I'm guessing the albino was one of these freaks: Link (new window)

(not safe for lunch. The page itself is fairly SFW, but I don't even want to guess where those links may go)

RULE #2 IN PLUSHIE MAINTENANCE:
Don't cum IN your plushie!
Don't cum ON your plushie!
Prevent the mess so you don't have to clean it!

Care to share how you found this plushie jizz maintenance site?

WTF?!? He has hand drawings of Brian from Family Guy rectally fisting Angry Norbert.

Oh wait, this is the Internet.

What if he hadn't been albino? Would that have been okay?

/dnrtfa

foo monkey: cc_rider: Cool, creepy story, bro.

I'm guessing the albino was one of these freaks: Link (new window)

(not safe for lunch. The page itself is fairly SFW, but I don't even want to guess where those links may go)

RULE #2 IN PLUSHIE MAINTENANCE:
Don't cum IN your plushie!
Don't cum ON your plushie!
Prevent the mess so you don't have to clean it!

Care to share how you found this plushie jizz maintenance site?

Googled for "plushies explained".

Did I mention that it's probably not a good idea to click on any of the links on that page, or was it fairly obvious.

./I don't even want to know.

cc_rider: Cool, creepy story, bro.

I'm guessing the albino was one of these freaks: Link (new window)

(not safe for lunch. The page itself is fairly SFW, but I don't even want to guess where those links may go)

Ok..I just had to click on the "learn about furries" link...this guy is serious about his Norbert...

cc_rider: Cool, creepy story, bro.

I'm guessing the albino was one of these freaks: Link (new window)

(not safe for lunch. The page itself is fairly SFW, but I don't even want to guess where those links may go)

WTF, where do you find this shiat?

Man, sounds like Edgar Winter really went off the deep end.

/i'd pay off debt & travel 'round the world on $150-large

I_Am_Weasel: Hmmm. Yes. Covering your hotel floor is worthy of being evicted in comparison to many of the other things that happen in hotel rooms.

I wondered about this, too.

I'm assuming that they were covered in bodily fluids and that it was a health hazard for housekeeping, but that's really something the writer should have mentioned. As the story stands, it looks like this guy got axed for leaving his toys on the floor.

Submitted First With a Better Headline: I_Am_Weasel: Hmmm. Yes. Covering your hotel floor is worthy of being evicted in comparison to many of the other things that happen in hotel rooms.

I wondered about this, too.

I'm assuming that they were covered in bodily fluids and that it was a health hazard for housekeeping, but that's really something the writer should have mentioned. As the story stands, it looks like this guy got axed for leaving his toys on the floor.

It's implied he left staff uncomfortable in the past, a host vouches for his mega-weirdness, he wastes time and money turning a one-man dinner comp into four, then housekeeping can't do their jobs. The term you're looking for here is "the last straw".

Probably isn't the last plushie, though.

I thought there was a place they took albinos to where they roam free (within the fence) with their own kind and even had albino run corner markets and ice cream stands.

trappedspirit: I thought there was a place they took albinos to where they roam free (within the fence) with their own kind and even had albino run corner markets and ice cream stands.

Great Britain?

blunts upon a time: It's implied he left staff uncomfortable in the past, a host vouches for his mega-weirdness, he wastes time and money turning a one-man dinner comp into four, then housekeeping can't do their jobs. The term you're looking for here is "the last straw".

Probably isn't the last plushie, though.

Fair enough. I didn't mean to make it sound like the rest of his behavior was acceptable. Either way, the end of the story could use a little more info/oomph to be clear. Even just "Desperate for a way to get rid of this guy, we finally 86ed him for..." would make it a better story.

Submitted First With a Better Headline: Fair enough. I didn't mean to make it sound like the rest of his behavior was acceptable. Either way, the end of the story could use a little more info/oomph to be clear. Even just "Desperate for a way to get rid of this guy, we finally 86ed him for..." would make it a better story.

No worries and definitely. With luck that site's form will improve as it gets more content.

Interestingly, getting rid of nuisances (as opposed to outright menaces - if he assualted someone it'd be simple) at resorts/offices/wherever always tends to wind up touchy, mainly because it's someone deciding to boot them for a heap of infractions they more or less got away with. A good number of wrongful dismissal lawsuits are founded in that workers earned their three strikes without even knowing someone kept score.