One is a complete sellout.

The other is a complete sellout with freckles.

Yeah, Bill is sure down with the bruthas, he's an original gangster.


During the September 19 edition of his nationally syndicated radio program, discussing his recent trip to have dinner with Rev. Al Sharpton at Sylvia's, a famous restaurant in Harlem, Bill O'Reilly reported that he "had a great time, and all the people up there are tremendously respectful," adding: "I couldn't get over the fact that there was no difference between Sylvia's restaurant and any other restaurant in New York City. I mean, it was exactly the same, even though it's run by blacks, primarily black patronship." Later, during a discussion with National Public Radio senior correspondent and Fox News contributor Juan Williams about the effect of rap on culture, O'Reilly asserted: "There wasn't one person in Sylvia's who was screaming, 'M-Fer, I want more iced tea.' You know, I mean, everybody was -- it was like going into an Italian restaurant in an all-white suburb in the sense of people were sitting there, and they were ordering and having fun. And there wasn't any kind of craziness at all."

So who cannot tell the difference? One has a beard and has a chubby face, the other has a weird spot on his face and has a worn, aged face.

In before "Can't explain that."

I happened to catch this as it aired, and the entire conversation was just one of those surreal "white people" things.

One's in a glass...

Bet he don't remember cockroach from The Cosby show.

/I was dissappointed that Kevin Hart wasn't playing the cop in Mike and Molly

jdjoker: In before "Can't explain that."

In during or GTFO.

Bill O'Reilly: I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins. It was Johnny Hopkins, and Sloan Kettering, and we were blazin' that shiat up everyday.

Ice Cube


Ice T

Ice cubes + tea = ice tea, right?

The comments in that article are reaching gold proportions using the 'I'm a _______, man' template.

Jake Havechek: Bill O'Reilly: I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins. It was Johnny Hopkins, and Sloan Kettering, and we were blazin' that shiat up everyday.

Ha! Totally true story. He's farking high right now

Yes, but does he know his rappers well enough that if they didn't have Ice-Cube, he wouldn't buy Vanilla Ice?

/Not obscure in the least

Uno dos tres quatro cinco cinco seis.

O'Reilly cannot prove he knows black people until he can recite the lyrics to Good Times, tell me if pimpin' is easy, and explain how black people can rise up and overcome.

From his history, I'll give him a pass on answering what is a chickenhead, he'd probably just say any woman that works for him.

Oh no he di'int!

Yea, sure, but what about Mr. Cool Ice?

straight outta compton
crazy motherfycker named Ice-T
from a show called Law and Order: SUV

Over here we got some perpetrators - a bunch of Ice Wannabes. See, Ice Cold, I'm the man, but we got Ice Tray, Ice Coffee, Ice Water, Iceberg, Ice Cup, Icebox. I mean it gets real ridiculous when people tryin' to bite your style, you know what I'm sayin'? But, hey, that's the way it is, it's the rap world.

I can't, and I'm kinda OK with that.

/Hates rap and hippity-hoppity "music".

//Get off my (very white) lawn!

Ice T was a rapper I think.

But they didn't have Ice Cube, so he bought Vanilla Ice.

My opinion for Ice Cube was solidified when I saw him on some red carpet, and his thug, gangsta demeanor of yore had been totally driven out in relation to how perfectly trained he was by his wife.

So either he was a badass gangsta who turned over his penis once he got married, or it's all been an act from the beginning. Ice-T on the other hand went from pimp to celebrity and still maintains fragments of that lifestyle with the Barbie clone he married. In any other sense, he's just another actor trying to make a living (and he's a better actor than he was a rapper, imho).

Bill O however remains as much an asshole today as he was 15 years ago, so good for him, he's consistent. And he has black friends, which makes any accusations of racism totally unsupported and slanderous.

What's the diff? They're both brown fellas that rap. You can't explain that.

Make sure you read the comments section of TFA. It is comedy gold.

Ice T is still cashing checks and breaking necks, Ice Cube makes farking winnebago movies.

Ice-T vs Iced-T? I have no idea what Ice-T or Ice-tea is.

I always thought it was fairly easy to tell them apart.

Ice-T is the dopest, flyest, OG, Pimp, hustler, gangsta, player Hardcore motherfarker

Ice Cube is the one in that Chris Rock Tucker movie.

Farker Soze: Over here we got some perpetrators - a bunch of Ice Wannabes. See, Ice Cold, I'm the man, but we got Ice Tray, Ice Coffee, Ice Water, Iceberg, Ice Cup, Icebox. I mean it gets real ridiculous when people tryin' to bite your style, you know what I'm sayin'? But, hey, that's the way it is, it's the rap world.

Can he tell the difference between Flavor Flav and and Tast-E Taste?

th0th: My opinion for Ice Cube was solidified when I saw him on some red carpet, and his thug, gangsta demeanor of yore had been totally driven out in relation to how perfectly trained he was by his wife.

So either he was a badass gangsta who turned over his penis once he got married, or it's all been an act from the beginning. Ice-T on the other hand went from pimp to celebrity and still maintains fragments of that lifestyle with the Barbie clone he married. In any other sense, he's just another actor trying to make a living (and he's a better actor than he was a rapper, imho).

Bill O however remains as much an asshole today as he was 15 years ago, so good for him, he's consistent. And he has black friends, which makes any accusations of racism totally unsupported and slanderous.

Agreed on all counts, though there are still some Ice Cube songs I'll get nostalgic about, and the first Friday is still a pleasant way for me to kill an hour and a half once in a while.

Nice to see Ice-T make the transition into middle age far better than many of his contemporaries.

Farker Soze: Over here we got some perpetrators - a bunch of Ice Wannabes. See, Ice Cold, I'm the man, but we got Ice Tray, Ice Coffee, Ice Water, Iceberg, Ice Cup, Icebox. I mean it gets real ridiculous when people tryin' to bite your style, you know what I'm sayin'? But, hey, that's the way it is, it's the rap world.

fark THE SECURITY GUARDS