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(Daily Mail) Obvious Step forward if you never had a lengthy premarital affair with the sixty-something abortion provider who delivered you as a baby. Not so fast, Karen Santorum   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 324
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2012-01-18 08:35:08 AM
Its ok if you're a republican.
 
2012-01-18 08:41:36 AM
Remember, the godbotherers think it's perfectly fine if they were bad in the past, as long as they repented.

It's YOU who has to be forced to obey their rules. Not them.
 
2012-01-18 09:06:42 AM
This is the kind of story that discredits santorum's critics. Who she dated is irrelevant.
 
2012-01-18 09:11:08 AM
This is the kind of story that discredits santorum's critics. Who she dated is irrelevant.

Except that it suggests she might have just changed her views in order to be more politically appealing.

It's one thing to be a disgusting subhuman sack of shiat - it's another to be a disgusting subhuman sack of shiat so you can get power.
 
2012-01-18 09:18:10 AM
Tigger: This is the kind of story that discredits santorum's critics. Who she dated is irrelevant.

Except that it suggests she might have just changed her views in order to be more politically appealing.

It's one thing to be a disgusting subhuman sack of shiat - it's another to be a disgusting subhuman sack of shiat so you can get power.


She's not running for office. She can be a hypocrite all she wants while picking out the residence's curtains. And Santorum's not going to win, so this is unnecessary.
 
2012-01-18 09:20:45 AM
Is it me, or does the fact that she was dating the guy who pulled her out of her mother's vagina several decades prior seem very creepy?
 
2012-01-18 09:21:47 AM
Can't even imagine all the GOP WHARRGARBL there'd be about this if it was young Michelle Obama.
 
2012-01-18 09:32:20 AM
RexTalionis: Is it me, or does the fact that she was dating the guy who pulled her out of her mother's vagina several decades prior seem very creepy?

There's no end to creepy with those two.
 
2012-01-18 09:36:05 AM
Diogenes: RexTalionis: Is it me, or does the fact that she was dating the guy who pulled her out of her mother's vagina several decades prior seem very creepy?

There's no end to creepy with those two.


The two of them make me look sane in comparison.
 
2012-01-18 09:39:47 AM
RexTalionis: Is it me, or does the fact that she was dating the guy who pulled her out of her mother's vagina several decades prior seem very creepy?

Thats the real story. I dont care about an affair, but this is a level of creepy i cant comprehend.
 
2012-01-18 09:41:09 AM
OMG a single woman had a May/December romance and her political views may have changed over time. With so much Santorum to fling at Santorum this seems kinda cheap.

Also, dude looks like the Most Interesting Abortion Doctor in the World.
 
2012-01-18 09:53:54 AM
thismomentinblackhistory: OMG a single woman had a May/December romance and her political views may have changed over time. With so much Santorum to fling at Santorum this seems kinda cheap.

Also, dude looks like the Most Interesting Abortion Doctor in the World.


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Stay fertile, my friends.
 
2012-01-18 09:56:30 AM
RexTalionis: Is it me, or does the fact that she was dating the guy who pulled her out of her mother's vagina several decades prior seem very creepy?

If anything, it speaks to the man's patience.
 
2012-01-18 09:58:54 AM
Diogenes: thismomentinblackhistory: OMG a single woman had a May/December romance and her political views may have changed over time. With so much Santorum to fling at Santorum this seems kinda cheap.

Also, dude looks like the Most Interesting Abortion Doctor in the World.

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Stay fertile, my friends.


LOLOL
 
2012-01-18 10:01:02 AM
Guys, why are we giving the Daily Fail legitimacy by going with this? It's a non-issue, move along. This is as stupid as criticizing Michelle Obama's senior thesis at Princeton for being "racially charged".
 
2012-01-18 10:23:04 AM
Wooohooo... so this kind of relationship really happens? This means my future girl friend might currently be 12 years old...

/excuse me while I run down to the local junior high school. Gonna go shopping...
 
2012-01-18 10:32:28 AM
"premarital affair"?

Really? Is that what we're calling dating now?
 
2012-01-18 10:37:37 AM
God Is My Co-Pirate: "premarital affair"?

Really? Is that what we're calling dating now?


It's a marketing push to expand the demographic appeal of Ashley Madison.
 
2012-01-18 11:22:14 AM
Who gives a flying turd? Is she running for some office I'm not aware of?

Seriously, there are enough problems with Santorum himself, there's no need to start digging up "dirt" on family members.
 
2012-01-18 11:29:23 AM
He can't be a very good abortion doctor if the babies are living to be born.
 
2012-01-18 11:30:02 AM
Man, these farkers are so god damn weird.
 
2012-01-18 11:30:15 AM
When you betrothed does not believe in sex for pleasure, you find it elsewhere.
 
2012-01-18 11:30:25 AM
It's none of our business.
 
2012-01-18 11:31:26 AM
Abortions for some, little American flags for others.
 
2012-01-18 11:31:52 AM
God Is My Co-Pirate: "premarital affair"?

Really? Is that what we're calling dating now?


Well.. if neither one was married... and the story is a non-issue...
it beats the shiat out of "his wife dated someone before they were married" ...
at least in terms of FARK-lands circle-jerk Republican bashing.
Next they'll be saying Rick Santorum is a practicing homosapien.

seriously though.. even for Fark this is a little pathetic.
Subby is a tard of the highest order.
 
2012-01-18 11:32:33 AM
Diogenes: And Santorum's not going to win, so this is unnecessary.

And Chris Doughtery was going to win American Idle that one year...

Never presume anything! Work to make it so!
 
2012-01-18 11:32:45 AM
LarryDan43: When you betrothed does not believe in sex for pleasure, you find it elsewhere.

When nobody else finds you attractive, run to the first man who saw you naked.
 
2012-01-18 11:32:59 AM
Calling ms. Obama angry is evil and racist. Digging up the sexual past of a gop contenders wife, all good. Fark liberalism at its finest.
 
2012-01-18 11:33:25 AM
gremzo: It's none of our business.

That's not how her husband feels about it.
 
2012-01-18 11:33:40 AM
An Affair happens if you are married.

People can change what they believe in? SHUT UP! REALLY?
 
2012-01-18 11:33:43 AM
It's not news, its FARKing creepy!
 
2012-01-18 11:36:29 AM
MyRandomName: Calling ms. Obama angry is evil and racist. Digging up the sexual past of a gop contenders wife, all good. Fark liberalism at its finest.

Probably coming form your side, bro, seeing how Santorum has no chance at all of being president.
 
2012-01-18 11:36:35 AM
Abortion provider that delivered her as a baby? He must not be that good at his job.
 
2012-01-18 11:36:45 AM
what the fark is this shiat?
 
2012-01-18 11:36:47 AM
attention span of a retarded fruit fly: An Affair happens if you are married.

People can change what they believe in? SHUT UP! REALLY?


No, when you lust, you sin in your heart.
 
2012-01-18 11:37:12 AM
MyRandomName: Calling ms. Obama angry is evil and racist. Digging up the sexual past of a gop contenders wife, all good. Fark liberalism at its finest.

Most people in here seem to be saying its not an issue
 
2012-01-18 11:37:33 AM
You know, politics are disgusting. Santorum is running for president, let's drag his wife's dirty laundry and skeletons from the closet.

Tell me, what does this sordid private affair have to do with Rick Santorum's presidential qualifications?

Nothing.

He probably has plenty of legitimate flaws to critique, but dragging his WIFE's history out is shameless and disgusting.
 
2012-01-18 11:38:04 AM
stlbluez: seriously though.. even for Fark this is a little pathetic.
Subby is a tard of the highest order.


Seconded
 
2012-01-18 11:38:04 AM
she sounds like a cunning runt
 
2012-01-18 11:38:18 AM
RexTalionis: Is it me, or does the fact that she was dating the guy who pulled her out of her mother's vagina several decades prior seem very creepy?

I_Am_Weasel: If anything, it speaks to the man's patience.


Oh sweet Jebus but that's funny. Full point!
 
2012-01-18 11:38:56 AM
nmiguy: He probably has plenty of legitimate flaws to critique,

Now there's the understatement of the century.
 
2012-01-18 11:39:05 AM
adamgreeney: RexTalionis: Is it me, or does the fact that she was dating the guy who pulled her out of her mother's vagina several decades prior seem very creepy?

Thats the real story. I dont care about an affair, but this is a level of creepy i cant comprehend.


Not sleeping-with-a-dead-fetus creepy, but, yeah, pretty damn creepy all the same.
 
2012-01-18 11:39:43 AM
RexTalionis: Is it me, or does the fact that she was dating the guy who pulled her out of her mother's vagina several decades prior seem very creepy?

I also find it creepy that, among the Republican candidates for the presidency, Santorum and Gingrich (x3) met their wives at work, while Mitt and RONPAUL (and Huntsman) married high school sweethearts.

Am I the only one who does not bang coworkers (and the one time I did, we were dating before she got the job)? Am I the only one who finds it weird that the candidates for The Big Chair never really had to work (sorry) for the pussy?

// having known several high school sweetheart couples, it's not always a recipe for "AWwwwwwwww"
// sometimes, it's alcohol, bad decisions and misspent youth
// never been married
 
2012-01-18 11:40:19 AM
I would not want to date anyone who had put something into- or taken something out of- my mother's vagina.

Just call me old fashioned.
 
2012-01-18 11:40:21 AM
RexTalionis: Is it me, or does the fact that she was dating the guy who pulled her out of her mother's vagina several decades prior seem very creepy?

At least he waited a couple of decades...
 
2012-01-18 11:41:20 AM
CPennypacker: MyRandomName: Calling ms. Obama angry is evil and racist. Digging up the sexual past of a gop contenders wife, all good. Fark liberalism at its finest.

Most people in here seem to be saying its not an issue


Don't dispel his illusions!
 
2012-01-18 11:42:25 AM
Diogenes: Tigger: This is the kind of story that discredits santorum's critics. Who she dated is irrelevant.

Except that it suggests she might have just changed her views in order to be more politically appealing.

It's one thing to be a disgusting subhuman sack of shiat - it's another to be a disgusting subhuman sack of shiat so you can get power.

She's not running for office. She can be a hypocrite all she wants while picking out the residence's curtains. And Santorum's not going to win, so this is unnecessary.




True. But it makes me question the candidate's reasoning abilities.

/not that those abilities weren't already extremely suspect in my point of view
 
2012-01-18 11:42:33 AM
Hey, at least she didn't kill a guy.
 
2012-01-18 11:42:34 AM
dahmers love zombie: Remember, the godbotherers think it's perfectly fine if they were bad in the past, as long as they say they repented.

It's YOU who has to be forced to obey their rules. Not them.


Just to clarify.
 
2012-01-18 11:43:16 AM
I can't believe the article was written, let alone picked up by FARK.

Turn the table by saying a single Michelle Obama dated an unmarried conservative, like some cousin of the Koch's to pick a random straw, 20+ years ago.

Who cares?

Plenty of people change their views from those they had in their 20s. And she's not the one running for office.
 
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