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I just want to congratulate everyone in TFD, including me, for successfully getting in on the greenlight free-for-all, you self-absorbed jerks
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Harv72b
2012-01-18 01:58:43 AM
Oh, wow...
this
is the "white out".
/drunk
//wise?
///drunk
monty666
2012-01-18 02:00:16 AM
This could be epic.
Bathia_Mapes
2012-01-18 02:02:32 AM
monty666
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This could be epic.
Yeah, I just got my first-ever TFD greenlite. It will probably be my last too.
Harv72b
2012-01-18 02:04:54 AM
Bathia_Mapes
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monty666: This could be epic.
Yeah, I just got my first-ever TFD greenlite. It will probably be my last too.
I am proud, nay--honored, to have been here for this momentous occasion.
Bathia_Mapes
2012-01-18 02:07:12 AM
Harv72b
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Bathia_Mapes: monty666: This could be epic.
Yeah, I just got my first-ever TFD greenlite. It will probably be my last too.
I am proud, nay--honored, to have been here for this momentous occasion.
As am I. This is even more epic than the time Drew wiped out the entire politics tab.
Harv72b
2012-01-18 02:09:39 AM
Bathia_Mapes
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As am I. This is even more epic than the time Drew wiped out the entire politics tab.
If only the politicians were so easy.
seventypercent
2012-01-18 02:35:58 AM
See, now, this is the one to green. Is it?
/puzzled
Lorelle
2012-01-18 02:39:51 AM
I haven't had a greenlit thread in years. Perhaps I should submit something just for the heck of it...
Bathia_Mapes
2012-01-18 02:48:43 AM
Lorelle
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I haven't had a greenlit thread in years. Perhaps I should submit something just for the heck of it...
You might as well. Drew just greenlit another thread, so he's still up.
RoyBatty
2012-01-18 03:04:00 AM
I got a rock.
Harv72b
2012-01-18 03:08:32 AM
RoyBatty
:
I got a rock.
I got an iiiiiiiiii-sland
Bathia_Mapes
2012-01-18 03:11:24 AM
Harv72b
:
RoyBatty: I got a rock.
I got an iiiiiiiiii-sland
I got my first (and probably only) TFD greenlit.
RoyBatty
2012-01-18 03:13:11 AM
Bathia_Mapes
:
Harv72b: RoyBatty: I got a rock.
I got an iiiiiiiiii-sland
I got my first (and probably only) TFD greenlit.
I am missing a Caturday and a TFD greenlit, but I've collected all of the rest.
RoyBatty
2012-01-18 03:13:46 AM
Oh yeah, I'm also missing an instagreen.
Harv72b
2012-01-18 03:14:23 AM
RoyBatty
:
I am missing a Caturday and a TFD greenlit, but I've collected all of the rest.
All I have is a main page & a dozen or so Sports.
I feel inadequate...
RoyBatty
2012-01-18 03:16:13 AM
Harv72b
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RoyBatty: I am missing a Caturday and a TFD greenlit, but I've collected all of the rest.
All I have is a main page & a dozen or so Sports.
I feel inadequate...
That's okay, because I'm mostly bullshiatting.
I know I also need to collect a /NEWSFLASH/
Bathia_Mapes
2012-01-18 03:26:27 AM
RoyBatty
:
Bathia_Mapes: Harv72b: RoyBatty: I got a rock.
I got an iiiiiiiiii-sland
I got my first (and probably only) TFD greenlit.
I am missing a Caturday and a TFD greenlit, but I've collected all of the rest.
I just need a Caturday thread and my collection will be complete. Maybe we can get Drew really drunk on a Thursday and he'll choose a thread submitted by you or me.
Bathia_Mapes
2012-01-18 03:28:25 AM
RoyBatty
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Oh yeah, I'm also missing an instagreen.
I got one of those a few years ago. Greenlit less than 5 minutes after I submitter it.
I'm not sure if I've had a news flash go green, but I seldom use that tag anyway.
Bathia_Mapes
2012-01-18 03:29:55 AM
Harv72b
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RoyBatty: I am missing a Caturday and a TFD greenlit, but I've collected all of the rest.
All I have is a main page & a dozen or so Sports.
I feel inadequate...
You've also been here less than a year. Don't be so hard on yourself.
Harv72b
2012-01-18 03:44:08 AM
Bathia_Mapes
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You've also been here less than a year. Don't be so hard on yourself.
It's okay. I have a large penis.
/I don't really have a large penis.
RoyBatty
2012-01-18 03:44:48 AM
Harv72b
:
RoyBatty: I got a rock.
I got an iiiiiiiiii-sland
18 in three months is pretty damn good.
farkingismybusiness
2012-01-18 04:39:16 AM
I can't believe I got 188 in one night.
envirovore
2012-01-18 04:40:39 AM
Is this another SOPA thread?
/confused
styckx
2012-01-18 04:41:58 AM
envirovore
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Is this another SOPA thread?
/confused
It's easy... Look at the main page.. It's full of useless shiat.. ie: How it will be if SOPA goes through..
envirovore
2012-01-18 04:43:23 AM
styckx
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envirovore: Is this another SOPA thread?
/confused
It's easy... Look at the main page.. It's full of useless shiat.. ie: How it will be if SOPA goes through..
What I figured was going on.
/now if I could only remember which tab I'm posting in
Girl_Friday_19
2012-01-18 04:44:12 AM
is that the catch? you gotta be a TFer for green? or does Drew hate Ron Paul too?
Omahawg
2012-01-18 04:47:07 AM
A Terrible Human
2012-01-18 04:48:34 AM
Girl_Friday_19
:
is that the catch? you gotta be a TFer for green? or does Drew hate Ron Paul too?
No you don't have to have TF to get a green. That Perry one is mine and it went green before I was given a month of TF.
Freezebyte
2012-01-18 04:49:14 AM
Can't drink, have work and new shrink meeting tomorrow, however....
if_i_really_have_to
2012-01-18 04:50:19 AM
So this is what TF looks like.
Yep... not missing anything.
TV's Vinnie
2012-01-18 04:50:48 AM
Or, Drew could have just opened up TF for everyone to see for 24 hours.
Harv72b
2012-01-18 04:52:09 AM
if_i_really_have_to
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So this is what TF looks like.
Yep... not missing anything.
The threads with the nudity and free s'mores were kept red.
Bathia_Mapes
2012-01-18 04:52:57 AM
Girl_Friday_19
:
is that the catch? you gotta be a TFer for green? or does Drew hate Ron Paul too?
I don't think that's a requirement, but Drew has probably gone to bed and/or passed out. It's nearly 5 a.m. in his locale.
Girl_Friday_19
2012-01-18 04:53:34 AM
A Terrible Human
:
Girl_Friday_19: is that the catch? you gotta be a TFer for green? or does Drew hate Ron Paul too?
No you don't have to have TF to get a green. That Perry one is mine and it went green before I was given a month of TF.
I just mean in the Green Free For All. (don't know if yours was in that) Guess I missed the boat. Which is ok cause it's gonna sink off the coast if Italy anyways. (see how I referenced current affairs in that?) man I'm tired.
Vern
2012-01-18 04:53:49 AM
I'm sorry, but after seeing the "I got a rock" posts, I just had to put this here.
Girl_Friday_19
2012-01-18 04:54:25 AM
Harv72b
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if_i_really_have_to: So this is what TF looks like.
Yep... not missing anything.
The threads with the nudity and free s'mores were kept red.
WTF! Free S'mores!?!! Awesome.
A Terrible Human
2012-01-18 04:56:03 AM
Girl_Friday_19
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I just mean in the Green Free For All. (don't know if yours was in that)
I submitted it after the newsflash headline.
Girl_Friday_19
2012-01-18 04:57:24 AM
A Terrible Human
:
Girl_Friday_19: I just mean in the Green Free For All. (don't know if yours was in that)
I submitted it after the newsflash headline.
well, if mine does get a green then You're Welcome Fark, if not it's ok. I'm going to bed though.
Omahawg
2012-01-18 05:02:47 AM
4 am and should go to bed before he puts the glove on my ass
XplodedSynapses
2012-01-18 05:12:46 AM
What happens in TF, doesn't always stay in TF?
/Free.
//For all.
david_gaithersburg
2012-01-18 06:17:39 AM
Am I the only one who is turned on by Emily the Editor in the upper right corner?
shortymac
2012-01-18 10:38:33 AM
Can someone give me a summary of WTF just happened?
Bathia_Mapes
2012-01-18 01:00:40 PM
shortymac
:
Can someone give me a summary of WTF just happened?
Drew is very, very drunk.
shortymac
2012-01-18 01:33:33 PM
Bathia_Mapes
:
shortymac: Can someone give me a summary of WTF just happened?
Drew is very, very drunk.
But why is he very very drunk?
Harv72b
2012-01-18 01:59:31 PM
shortymac
:
But why is he very very drunk?
Why is water wet?
Bathia_Mapes
2012-01-18 02:14:50 PM
Harv72b
:
shortymac: But why is he very very drunk?
Why is water wet?
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