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So what are you going to do tomorrow, since all the good websites will be down for the day? And don't tell us you're actually going to work, 'cause we all know you won't
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I Said
2012-01-18 02:01:03 AM
I'm going to wear a mask to protect my identity while I say obnoxious things to people. I might even tell some people I'm a hot young lass just to f*ck with them.
Then I'll run around attaching cardboard cutouts of captions to items.
Bathia_Mapes
2012-01-18 02:01:13 AM
Whether you believe it or not, I will be going to work tomorrow, submitter.
wizden
2012-01-18 02:01:58 AM
Work
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pye
2012-01-18 02:08:20 AM
I Said
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I'm going to wear a mask to protect my identity while I say obnoxious things to people. I might even tell some people I'm a hot young lass just to f*ck with them.
Then I'll run around attaching cardboard cutouts of captions to items.
You should make yourself a spandex superhero outfit with a giant T on the front. And maybe a cape.
Also:
melopene
2012-01-18 02:29:55 AM
Amazingly enough, I DO have to spend a lot of time working on my dissertation revisions tomorrow, so the timing is fortunate. It also encouraged me to procrastinate and surf all day long today.
bobbette
2012-01-18 02:32:12 AM
Shaking and trembling in withdrawal. Drawing orange upvotes all over a
paper
newspaper.
ultraholland
2012-01-18 03:23:04 AM
Fap.
Go to the Chuck E. Cheese ball pit.
Fap some more.
NicoFinn
2012-01-18 05:02:19 AM
Work. Gonna teach some kids some stuff.
envirovore
2012-01-18 05:02:44 AM
Masturbate until I bleed I guess.
pye
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Oh, and that.
A Terrible Human
2012-01-18 05:05:37 AM
Stay up til 8:00am then pass out.
styckx
2012-01-18 05:07:13 AM
Craigslist joined in on the fun.. No hookers today.. fark
Alphax
2012-01-18 05:08:17 AM
I'm at work right now.
Fluorescent Testicle
2012-01-18 05:09:04 AM
The same thing I do every day:
Try to take over the world
play Skyrim and Portal.
beerbaron
2012-01-18 05:09:44 AM
So PornTube is going to be down? No? Then business as usual.
ClockworkRingtail
2012-01-18 05:09:48 AM
Vibrator.
Video games.
Daily show, vibrator.
Mart Laar's beard shaver
2012-01-18 05:10:14 AM
I'll hang out on Fark.
Thewalrus55
2012-01-18 05:10:22 AM
I plan on trolling craigslist
DOWN
troll 4chan
messed up
trolls 7chan?
shut down in spite of 4chan
read fark articles
everything is discussions about autogreens
Looks like I'm going to just watch bloodhound gang music videos and drink
envirovore
2012-01-18 05:11:45 AM
Fluorescent Testicle
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The same thing I do every day:
Try to take over the world play Skyrim and Portal
jerk off furiously into a sock and weep afterward.
FTFY.
/i keed
JonnyBGoode
2012-01-18 05:13:00 AM
shaymlss
2012-01-18 05:17:22 AM
Play the Mother 3 song all day (the trippin' balls song).
my herniated disc
2012-01-18 05:19:06 AM
when are they even blocking wikipedia? Im on there right now and its working perfect! oh wait... a script has to be run to block it right? ehehehe
the sooner the entertainment industry is run out of business because of piracy the better.
we'll see what the invisible hand has to say about this.
HamWBone
2012-01-18 05:23:22 AM
loveblondieo
2012-01-18 05:23:34 AM
I'm unemployed, so I guess I'll be somewhat productive. Already applied for six jobs online and will do the dishes later.
MadameX
2012-01-18 05:24:33 AM
Too late - already at work. Just hoping the hospital doesn't call an internal code delta and trap us all here indefinitely when our co-workers can't make it in...
powhound
2012-01-18 05:29:14 AM
Dear Fark: it's the end of our grading term this week. All the damn kids (I teach high school) are crying about their grades. I will drink continuously, and laugh at their failure....that's what I will be doing between 8 am and 3 pm tomorrow.
/vodak please...I will need much of it...quantities upon quantities
Dadoody
2012-01-18 05:31:21 AM
Buying more silver, gold, emergency food and water supplies, ammunition.
Also selling some guns. Anyone want to buy an excellent condition Yugoslavian m59/66? The grenade launcher's been welded over so its California legal.
my herniated disc
2012-01-18 05:36:07 AM
well I know Im spending the next 5 mins finding out if there is really a greenlight free for all.
/skeptical
styckx
2012-01-18 05:37:24 AM
my herniated disc
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well I know Im spending the next 5 mins finding out if there is really a greenlight free for all.
/skeptical
Are you the one who submitted t a direct link to a porn site?
my herniated disc
2012-01-18 05:42:23 AM
styckx
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my herniated disc: well I know Im spending the next 5 mins finding out if there is really a greenlight free for all.
/skeptical
Are you the one who submitted t a direct link to a porn site?
lol! no.. but now I want to get TF, maybe tonight's the night I get off my lazy ass and subscribe.
david_gaithersburg
2012-01-18 05:44:40 AM
I may try to make contact with these things outside of my window. I believe that they are called people.
offmymeds
2012-01-18 05:59:49 AM
HamWBone
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Pista
2012-01-18 06:04:21 AM
Downloading The Artist to see what all the fuss is about
Gawdzila
2012-01-18 06:05:19 AM
Um, play The Old Republic.
Disgruntled Goat
2012-01-18 06:16:42 AM
Continue to watch how Fark is now posting more and more of these question threads to the main page in order to drive up drastically slipping comment counts.
There, I helped.
Thewalrus55
2012-01-18 06:19:59 AM
Gawdzila
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Um, play The Old Republic.
but...the servers are down
wambu
2012-01-18 06:54:05 AM
I'll be at all the
bad websites
(new window).
david_gaithersburg
2012-01-18 06:55:05 AM
What is is with all of the Pipa hate, Pipa's hot!
styckx
2012-01-18 06:58:46 AM
wambu
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I'll be at all the bad websites (new window).
Our goal is to break every single rule in website deign!!!
Yet no excessive use of iframes.. Fail...
PanicMan
2012-01-18 07:19:31 AM
I'll be at work explaining to idiots how the internet works, and what SOPA is.
jayhawk88
2012-01-18 07:23:00 AM
PanicMan
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I'll be at work explaining to idiots how the internet works, and what SOPA is.
Oh God...Political Discussions With Co-Workers Alert. Somehow this will all be Obama's fault.
/One of the disadvantages of living in Kansas
adenosine
2012-01-18 07:45:37 AM
I don't have to work tomorrow so
sounds like a great plan.
tdyak
2012-01-18 08:15:29 AM
Downloaeded and installed Mini vMac.
Downloaded and unarchived Dark Castle, Dungeons of Doom, Continuum, Ancient Art of War, Ultima II, Ultima III, Duck Hunt, Spectre, Battlechess, Weslyan Tetris and Frogger.
Readying myself for a full day of "work".
basemetal
2012-01-18 08:21:03 AM
F*ck you submitter, the best site is up and running.
squidgod2000
2012-01-18 08:41:34 AM
Gawdzila
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Um, play The Old Republic.
Too bad that
a) It's down all day for patching
b) Posting in the forums has been disabled
c) It's a shiatty game
d) All of the above
PanicMan
2012-01-18 08:42:36 AM
jayhawk88
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PanicMan: I'll be at work explaining to idiots how the internet works, and what SOPA is.
Oh God...Political Discussions With Co-Workers Alert. Somehow this will all be Obama's fault.
/One of the disadvantages of living in Kansas
Yeah, just yesterday I had a co-worker tell me the correct response to the corpse peeing video was to prosecute the person who filmed it. I almost had an aneurism.
jayhawk88
2012-01-18 09:02:33 AM
basemetal
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F*ck you submitter, the best site is up and running.
I was going to make a Zombo.com joke here but turns out they're blacked as well.
bikerbob59
2012-01-18 09:03:12 AM
Craigslist is not down people. Go to the bottom of the site and click on the linkie thing between the two peace signs.
/Jesus, do I have to do everything here?
Nightmaretony
2012-01-18 09:10:30 AM
Going to become a nuclear reactor.
(seriously, possible cancer diagnostic, so a nuclear scintilography something or other)
myschief
2012-01-18 09:11:06 AM
basemetal
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F*ck you submitter, the best site is up and running.
Damn Right.
Fireproof
2012-01-18 09:57:12 AM
Looking for work at the moment, so I'm going to be writing my Senator against PIPA and continuing to apply for jobs and network like a madman.
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