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/yo mamma so fat, she's at elevated risk for cardiovascular disease and should really talk to a nutritionist and try to reduce her weight through a combination of healthy diet and some exercise
Drew, babe. I love you more than a fat chick loves cake and giving blowjobs, but you should probably sleep. If you had the nuclear football, some country would be a glass parking lot by now.
Your mother shows a propensity for being dangerously obese to such a degree that when she endeavours to play the child-like game of hopscotch, her very largeness compels her to hop from one whole city to the other as such: Los Angeles, California; Detroit, Michigan; Chicago, Illinois; New York, New York.
When I described the brewing process (while brewing a batch of beer) to my wife (who is not a big drinker), she looked at me, and with a straight face said "So you're telling me that booze is yeast shiat? Yeah, how about no?"
styckx:Now would be an awesome time to ask drew to move all the sports links to the entertainment tab and make the sports tab 100% about pro wrestling.
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