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2012-01-18 01:27:50 AM
Back when I was in like the 5th grade, my brother and i would take a dodgeball, go to the tennis courts at the park, and pretend we were from Dragon Ball Z, throwing energy bombs at each other. It was really boring now that I think about it, because it took about 5 minuted of standing there "charging up" holding the dodgeball over our heads and then screaming some dumb attack name and throwing it at my brother, who then repeated what I did. We did this mostly because our mom kicked us out of the house for 3 hours a day in the summer so we wouldn't spend all day playing on the SNES.

/CSB
 
2012-01-18 01:40:44 AM
THIS IS MADNESS
 
2012-01-18 01:44:22 AM
Norv Turner: THIS IS MADNESS

THE HELL YOU SAY!
 
2012-01-18 01:59:54 AM
This is now a discussion about Swedish meatballs.

WHAT'S YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S RECIPE ?
 
2012-01-18 04:33:02 AM
Is a wooden slated chair involved?
 
2012-01-18 04:34:50 AM
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2012-01-18 04:36:21 AM
*PWWWANNNG*
 
2012-01-18 04:37:00 AM
A Terrible Human: Is a wooden slated chair involved?

Possibly.
 
2012-01-18 04:37:57 AM
I don't think I'm going to bed tonight.. Fark is too much fun tonight.. Breaks up how my normal nights at 4:36 in the AM (and this is perspectives).. Ya know.. Having the sex with big boobied wimmens and lesbians.. I'm doing this for SOPA though!! Tomorrow night I will be back to my pimp like ways... No ones buying this shiat right?
 
2012-01-18 04:39:44 AM
Bathia_Mapes: A Terrible Human: Is a wooden slated chair involved?

Possibly.


The horror,the horror.
 
2012-01-18 04:41:23 AM
I support SOPA! Especially gazpacho. So good.
 
2012-01-18 04:43:50 AM
Norv Turner: THIS IS MADNESS

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2012-01-18 04:47:49 AM
www.jonathanrosenbaum.com
 
2012-01-18 04:49:22 AM
A Terrible Human: Bathia_Mapes: A Terrible Human: Is a wooden slated chair involved?

Possibly.

The horror,the horror.


bigz2k will get over it.
 
2012-01-18 04:51:05 AM
I like this headline the best.
 
2012-01-18 04:51:25 AM
I am mostly a lurking liter. I have never seen so many TFDs. I am not sure what i am reading. i feel kinda awkward getting to see the TFDs for free.....
 
2012-01-18 04:53:11 AM
ryanecandyce: i feel kinda awkward getting to see the TFDs for free.....

that's what I said after that last time I took your mom out

tell her i said hi. sorry didn't call back. got busy.
 
2012-01-18 04:58:37 AM
Omahawg: ryanecandyce: i feel kinda awkward getting to see the TFDs for free.....

that's what I said after that last time I took your mom out

tell her i said hi. sorry didn't call back. got busy.


I will be sure to tell your mom you said hi..... after she finishes making me a sandwich.
 
2012-01-18 11:19:00 AM
Not exactly dodge ball, but my friends and I came up with a type of lacrosse style game where you played with tennis rackets and a tennis ball. The object of the game was to pass the ball around (like in lacrosse) and shoot at a net that was defended by a goaltender. Imagine a tennis ball rocketed at your face at 100mph with only a racket and baseball glove to protect you!
 
2012-01-18 12:27:51 PM
Not dodgeball but related as it has dodging in it and grandma's boobs looked like oranges in socks (so, ball like).

I used to have to dodge my grandma's boobs when I was a kid. Whenever I was dropped off there to visit for a weekend sleepover by my parents, grandma (bless her heart) didn't know any bedtime stories, so she used to jump on the bed after tucking me in at night and swing herself around screaming incoherently until I passed out from fright. Most nights she was nekkid, due to her being prescribed a heavy dose of lithium and enjoying her Labbat 50.
 
2012-01-18 12:31:20 PM
Uakronkid: Back when I was in like the 5th grade, my brother and i would take a dodgeball, go to the tennis courts at the park, and pretend we were from Dragon Ball Z, throwing energy bombs at each other. It was really boring now that I think about it, because it took about 5 minuted of standing there "charging up" holding the dodgeball over our heads and then screaming some dumb attack name and throwing it at my brother, who then repeated what I did. We did this mostly because our mom kicked us out of the house for 3 hours a day in the summer so we wouldn't spend all day playing on the SNES.

/CSB


We used to do that sorta stuff with the old shaw brothers kung fu movies back when I was a kid. Lots of broken fingers when "The Five Deadly Venoms" was played on Kung Fu Theatre - everyone wanted to be the snake.
 
2012-01-18 02:23:00 PM
grammarslammerbammer: Not dodgeball but related as it has dodging in it and grandma's boobs looked like oranges in socks (so, ball like).

I used to have to dodge my grandma's boobs when I was a kid. Whenever I was dropped off there to visit for a weekend sleepover by my parents, grandma (bless her heart) didn't know any bedtime stories, so she used to jump on the bed after tucking me in at night and swing herself around screaming incoherently until I passed out from fright. Most nights she was nekkid, due to her being prescribed a heavy dose of lithium and enjoying her Labbat 50.


wat?

I've played dodgeball for the past 4 or 5 years in an adult league. I've developed a pretty good windmill throw. The best is a big guy on our team will always go for the smallest girls on our opponents team. This week, for the first time, he mauled a girl on our own team - totally slammed her out of the way to get a ball.
 
2012-01-18 04:05:51 PM
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BALLS!
 
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